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    Some of the questions:
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

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    Dear Abby dumbness.
    LOL.
    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

    Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

    Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? Wondering
    Dear Wondering, The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.

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    Witty Replies to stupid tattoo questions

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    Ahhh everytime someone asks about one of my tattoos, I always say, "What? Oh that...it's a birthmark."
    A client asked about one once and when I said that he was like, "Oh...I'm sorry!"
    What an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut_Butter View Post
    Witty Replies to stupid tattoo questions
    http://home.flash.net/~nymaz/links/Stupid.html
    My ex brother actually convinced my parents for a year that he drew his first tattoo on every day with a pen.

    Hows THAT for denial?

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    ^^^ Lol. "No mom, really, I drew it on with a sharpie!"

    "fixed" is a verb that literally means: to make infertile. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fix verb 9) I can't explain the thing about pointing to a watch that isn't there to ask for the time, and not pointing at your crotch when you need to go to the bathroom though.

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