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    Hahaha I am absolutely in love with your sense of humour.

    You're gonna need to change that name though!

    Edit: Where are you located so we can get a feel of what to tell you?


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    OMG your gong to have fun ^^^ I agree about the name tho!

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    You should totally be Mitsy . Welcome to SW.

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    I like Mitsko a lot because I think it sounds like a cute punch, but if I use it I'm definitely dropping Heiliger. I'm pretty sure I picked that name up from Band of Brothers. My middle name, Yuri, is also a contender.

    Is it safe to bus/bike to work? I'm hoping to carpool if another girl is willing to drive me, so it would be temporary.

    Any ideas for audition wear are very, very appreciated. I've decided on clear 5-inch heels, but I'm unsure about everything else.

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    The only thing is that Mitsko is a little weird rolling off the tongue, but Yuri rolls off just fine

    Getting to work isn't what you need to worry about, it's the getting home part that you need to exercise caution with. You could either get a girl to take you home or you could catch a cab which is really not that bad of an option esp. when your still really new.

    As for audition wear.... just make it sexy. I wore a freakin bathing suit on my first night... a couple of times i've had to do that when going back to stripping after being dead broke. But some cute undies and bra will work just fine. You've got the heels and that's the biggest thing right there.


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    Mittsy for sure

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    The problem with Mitsko is even though you're Japanese... you're in a loud club yelling and nobody will be able to remember or pronounce it. And if you use Yuri they're gonna go, "URINE?! WHAT!?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by mitsmash View Post
    Is it safe to bus/bike to work? I'm hoping to carpool if another girl is willing to drive me, so it would be temporary.
    depends on the neighborhood, but generally no, especially if you work til close (and buses probably aren't running then anyway.)

    I've heard of girls taking public transportation to work and cabs home.

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    It's been so long since I've worked on my japanese (or hung out with anime nerds), but isn't yuri like that lesbian anime stuff? Haha, I don't think that would go over well.

    If you insist on a japanese name, maybe you could do like Hana (flower) as long as you don't mind getting called Hannah on accident... I dunno, not many short Japanese names.

    But of course, a stage name is just a very minor detail...

    As for an outfit, maybe just a thong with a little skirt and a bikini top? Something basic... and it just depends on the club.

    Get comfortable in your dorm and then figure it out from there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichelleJade View Post
    It's been so long since I've worked on my japanese (or hung out with anime nerds), but isn't yuri like that lesbian anime stuff? Haha, I don't think that would go over well.
    Yuri also means Lily.


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    Hi there, welcome to SW. I was totally broke the first time I auditioned. I wore a bikini top and a pair of booty shorts. I didn't even have stripper heels, I had a pair of regular heels for my first time on stage. I looked like a dumbass and tripped all over the place and even cried a little when I first walked onto the stage...but at the end of 3 songs I had more than $30. I was totally sold and decided I was gonna strip instead of be a waitress or secretary (what I was doing before stripping).

    As far as transportation before/after work...I wouldn'd ride a bike. Take a taxi, a ride with a friend, something. Buses may work if they're still running after your shift, but they scare the hell out of me. I wouldn't want to be on a bus late at night with a lot of money.

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    I don't know the exact time buses stop running, but I'm sure they won't be around at closing time, so I'll be paying for a cab until I can find a car I can afford.

    It's been so long since I've worked on my japanese (or hung out with anime nerds), but isn't yuri like that lesbian anime stuff? Haha, I don't think that would go over well.
    I thought of that while considering Yuri as a stage name, but like kind of thinking girl-on-girl action would be the best star for my stripper persona to be born under. It has double the customer attracting power because not only does it play up my exotic Eastern side, but it forces you to think of naked girls. I believe this is a recipe for success.

    Thanks everyone for all your tips. I've been reading through the forum and am starting to feel a little more solid.

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    Public transportation in AZ sucks, I wouldn't advise it.

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    Don't get a hard to pronounce stripper name. You really don't want one and will end up changing it so you don't spend 10 minutes out of every hour explaining it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    The problem with Mitsko is even though you're Japanese... you're in a loud club yelling and nobody will be able to remember or pronounce it. And if you use Yuri they're gonna go, "URINE?! WHAT!?"

    This is so true! Mine is Celeste, and it seems like I get guys thinking it's SLUT all the time.

    Deaf asshats.

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    Whatever you do - definitely do not walk or bike home from work. That's a bad idea.
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