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    Default Re: do you remember the strangest dance you EVER gave?

    Early one night when the club was still pretty quiet, an old guy wanted me to give him a dance. We went into the private dance room where he told me not to strip and we proceeded to ballrooom dance! Got some strange looks from the bouncer, but the old fella was happy and that's what its all about.

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    Wow! This is some crazy stuff. The wierdest dance I ever did was also for the oldest guy i ever danced for. The guy must have been 90. He asked me if he could tell me about his first time. Kinda gross, but it was slow and the only dance Id had so far so I figured what the hell. He proceeded to tell me in a very excited voice how basically he was raped by his sixteen yearold cousin in the middle of the night. I was disgusted and creeped out. He wanted more dances but at this point i didnt think any amount of money was worth dealing with this creepo.

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    The weirdest dances I ever gave happened actually on Friday night. 25 dances that consisted primarily of me straddling him and giving extreme eskimo kisses (rubbing noses together, almost violently) and occasionally bouncing. Guy would get so excited that he would hug me and stroke my back, head and arms very hard.

    Weird!

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    Default Re: do you remember the strangest dance you EVER gave?

    I've got two.

    1. The potted plant guy.
    He showed up with a big ass patio plant in hand. Proceeds to ask if I can do a VIP session with him, I agree. He asks if I would be so sweet as to dance for the plant.

    I did. The plant was amazingly well behaved.

    2. The sweater guy.
    He always does the same thing. Comes in with a bag FULL of old lady grandma sweaters (5-10) and has you put on one sweater at a time until you're a big swolllen sweater monster.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sveta View Post
    "poor little dead stripper..."
    This has me beyond creeped.
    "Don't piss off a motivated stripper."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovely Ush View Post
    I had a old, short guy with grey hair and beard come into the club wearing bright blue sweat pants. He asks to have a dance in the VIP, I agree. I start the dance and he pulls me into his lap, bucking me wildly up in the air, bouncing me up and down saying in a loud, gravely voice (that other customers/dancers in the room could hear), "I'm your papa smurf, I'm your papa smurf!" Freaky sh*t! He was visiting from Florida. LOL
    LOL. Maybe he got the idea from this video.


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    Oh, Lord! Where to begin?!? ( I freaking love my job! )

    I worked in the same club for seven years some of my regulars:

    Armpit guy: he would touch, tickle, lick armpits. No dancing, just armpits. He'd always bring me gifts like cool keychains or vacation souveniers (sp?).

    The Jacksonville jewler named Jay: He would buy me out for the night and get a dance every now and then. Otherwise he would massage my feet and tell me how much I looked like his 9yr old daughter and how he rubbed her feet every night before bed. He'd talk about his daughter and all they did together, like bike riding and shit. He'd come in once a week and quiz me on the things he told me the week before. One time he didn't come in for a long while and I couldn't remember the daughter's name, he spent his money on someone else that night. It was really borderline creepy, but he never went 'too' far.

    Bill with no legs: He lost his legs from the knee down when he was a teen. He'd pay well to rub your legs or to watch you walk or to suck on toes or to drink from shoe. Yucky. I met him OTC once. ( I knew him for years) I took him to the beach so he could put his 'stumps' in the water. He was really self concious about his appearence. He was comfortable enough with me (at 4am with no one around) to take off his prostetics and *hobble* down to the water. I miss him, awesome guy.

    I have more but I have to go. i'll post again if I can.

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    Once when I was newish and more nubile I had this older guy (70-80ish) ask me to suck my thumb and sit on his lap during the LD. He kept saying "I liiiiike leeetle giiiirlls!" Gah! I humored him the best I could but could not bring myself to suck my thumb.

    We also have this weirdo who comes in who has some weird different thing going on each time. My friend and I are not sure if he is a provocateur or just crazy. The first time I met him he wanted people to shake their armpits for him and told me onstage that he wanted me to act like a teenager or something. The next time I saw him he was randomly pulling out papers at the bar and talking about being a trust fund baby. He was wearing a visor at the time. Sexyliscious.

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    The guy who paid me 100 dollars a song and during the song told me in detail how he wanted to and (his words)would kill his cunt of a wife and asshole children (young children). I ended up making almost 3k in less than 2 hours. The stuff he said was crazy crazy shit that i will not repeat, but I did not feel bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    Once when I was newish and more nubile I had this older guy (70-80ish) ask me to suck my thumb and sit on his lap during the LD. He kept saying "I liiiiike leeetle giiiirlls!" Gah! I humored him the best I could but could not bring myself to suck my thumb.
    Man, that would be sooo fun and easy! I would so be talking like a baby, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    The guy who paid me 100 dollars a song and during the song told me in detail how he wanted to and (his words)would kill his cunt of a wife and asshole children (young children). I ended up making almost 3k in less than 2 hours. The stuff he said was crazy crazy shit that i will not repeat, but I did not feel bad.
    I had something similar...a guy paying me just to sit and listen while he ranted about how it was so unfair to him that his wife has had cancer for the past 14 years, because "she used to be hot, and now she just looks busted. And I never get sex, so I have to cheat on her. I wish she would just kick it already, I mean 14 years?" And on and on...

    I wasn't above taking his money--I mean, he'd be the same pig whether I was there to hear about it or not, so walking away wouldn't really change anything. But I did feel disgusted and sorry for his wife. I wonder if she knows what a selfish piece of shit she's married to.
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    I was dancing for what I thought was your average middle aged white guy and I had my back turned to him when I turned around he had unbuttoned his shirt to reveal his black lacy bra .

    I thought maybe it was just a joke or something...but he got all serious about it. He keep asking if I thought he had nice tits and said that he would tip me extra if he could try on my top LOL!
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    God, nothing fun EVER happens to me!

    *sigh*

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    I have had quite a few characters.

    One that stands out is this guy who told me "what would make your night spectacular?" and I said, "If I went home with $1000 I would be ecstatic!"
    Well he proceeds to say, "Ok... I will go and be back. I will MAKE sure to have that for you". He made it sound like he was going to rob someone. Yikes.

    Anyway he didnt leave and by the end of the night he was asking me for $20 so he could go home. When I told him I couldnt give him the $$$, he started begging to let him stay with me and another dancer.

    I had to be escorted out because I was so freaked out.

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    Default Re: do you remember the strangest dance you EVER gave?

    here are a few of my gems:

    -serial killer looking dude pulls out his wallet mid-dance to "show me pictures". i'm thinking to myself "oh damn it. another one of these look-at-my-kids while you dance naked for me" guys. i never understand that. i don't mind looking if i've talked with you for awhile and we're sitting and it's relevant to the convo, but during a dance? come on. so he flips his wallet open to show me pictures of his........ guns. yep. lots and lots of wallet sized gun pics.

    -guy puts his hand (palm side) on my stomach, flat, then starts shaking it a bit... kind of "trembling". he has a very intense look on his face. i sort of blow it off and try to move around. he starts doing it again, and i'm finally like "what are you doing?" to which he replies "trying to steal your chi" ............... and he was like COMPLETELY serious. he went on to tell me how he can feed off people's life forces and it makes him more powerful. .....mmhmm.

    -very very big buff guy (resembled michael clark duncan) who wanted to pay me extra to let him pretend to choke me.. like just put his hands around my neck and not actually squeeze. there was a bouncer and he was very close.. so i hesitantly let him do it. he paid me very well, and thats pretty much all he wanted to do the entire length of the songs. he had this thing for "loving the look of his big black hands around small white girls necks" but he strangely didn't come across as violent or anything. he wound up coming back a bunch...and never caused any harm... but it always struck me as very odd.

    -had a guy who wanted me to do absolutely nothing but pinch his nipples as hard as possible and stare at him the entire length of 3 songs. *shrug* whatever.

    -had another guy who would wear fishnets under his suit, come in after work, pay me 50 bucks to slap him in the face, other 50 to spit on him, and then he'd leave.

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    A lot of these things don't seem so strange to me after being a domme for so long. I don't know if that's good or bad.

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    On Sundays this guy comes into the club he wears rubbery spandex leggings with black jeans sewn to them from the knees down. I always warn girls I know about him because it's freaky when you sit on his lap and feel rubber spandex wrapped hard on. He only gets an air dance from me now, I'm not falling for that one twice, freak! LOL

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    i had an armpit guy too!! he would sniff so loud that i could hear it over the music and was like holy shit this guy is really inhaling my armpit smell.

    the other really creepy guy (like really creeped me out) told me how he couldn't ever get hard and kept asking me if i could feel him, then proceed to ask for "pussy kisses" and tell me how much i looked like his ex but that she left him for her husband. (he was about 5'5" and really fat) something about him just really creeped me out, after he dropped a significant amount of money i made my escape when he kept asking me if he should get a condom. he was just uber-creepy more than anything.

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    I remember it like it was yesterday.

    I was up on stage and this nice looking well-dressed man approaches me with a 20 dollar tip and asks me to come see him after I get off stage. So, I do and he asks for some dances. So we proceed to go upstairs and he gives me 400 bucks up front. He said he wants me to sit in front of him and pinch his nipples the whole song. I do this and after half a song his says "thank you" and leaves. I am guessing he came or something but I barely touched him for 2 minutes and received 400 dollars.

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    Mine's not so weird, I guess. Older guy (60-ish), kept trying to dance in the chair while I was giving him a dance and was bothering me, so I asked him if he'd rather dance for me. [My usual response to guys who try to move around while I'm dancing for them] Surprisingly enough, he agreed to dance instead. I sat in the chair and put my feet up and he jumped around the room for 2 songs, then gave me money. It was a little strange, but nothing like what I've read on here! You guys have all the fun...or all the psychos. Something like that

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    One time I got an old old old man dressed like a cowboy wearing what looked like oversized clothes. When you sat down beside him though, you could tell that the clothes were normal, but his body was just shrunken and emaciated (from hunger, we all thought).

    I strike up a conversation to him about horses, thinking that my Southern-ness will get me a dance (Mind you, this is a Midtown Manhattan club) and he starts talking to me and eventually buys a dance. 1/4 of the way through, he tells me that he has cancer and is dying in 2-3 months. That he came to NY on his last sales trip (he was a salesmen of some kind). He is so matter-of-fact about how he's dying from throat cancer, and I'm just standing there, topless, with my mouth open. I couldn't even dance- I was literally choking back tears.

    One of my gilfriends walks over and introduces herself, which livened things up a little, and I eventually tell him that I think it's great he was able to see the city one last time, and that he should enjoy himself! Have as much fun as possible before he bites the dust!

    Sure enough, he takes my friend to the CR for 2 hours

    So weird dance for me. Good dance for her.

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    Oh god where to start..

    I've never danced for him, but there is this 60+ disabled cripple who walks with a stick that comes into a club I used to work at. He gets girls to dress up in his mother's clothes. His mother is dead. He and his mother had sex everyday until she died, leaving him a huge inheritance. So of course.. how else would you spend the money.. I used to get freaked out everytime he would tip me on stage. I can't fathom dancing for him.

    I danced for a early twentiesh guy. About ten minutes in he tells me he's never had sex with a girl. Then he tells me he has never felt anyone's boobs. Then he tells me he just had a victims of crime payout because he was molested as a child by a scout leader. Then he tells me his step-dad raped him as well. I really didn't know what to say. I just felt sad.

    I have this alcoholic old laywer as a regular who just gets really smashed and never remembers what he tells me. Then when I mention stuff like he slept with his nanny when he was 11 the next time i see him, he gets all paranoid like how the fuck do i know that. heh.

    I have a guy that just wants to hold my neck for hours on end.

    Uhm. Oh god, I'm really only just getting started. It's sort of a running joke at work that I'm a freak magnent. I've heard my far share of fucked up fantasies.

    Oh there was this guy who spent like probably close to ten grand in the club one night (a far share on me). He seemed like just a normal guy out for a really good time. He said he won a lot at the casino and was just having a big hurah. Told me and my friend he had the penthouse at the casino booked. Was really positive, and just seemed to be happy. The next day he kidnapped his two kids from their mother, took them to the penthouse at the casino and killed them, and then himself. That sure made me go huh. He gave absolutly no indication of it the night before though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellebelle View Post
    Oh there was this guy who spent like probably close to ten grand in the club one night (a far share on me). He seemed like just a normal guy out for a really good time. He said he won a lot at the casino and was just having a big hurah. Told me and my friend he had the penthouse at the casino booked. Was really positive, and just seemed to be happy. The next day he kidnapped his two kids from their mother, took them to the penthouse at the casino and killed them, and then himself. That sure made me go huh. He gave absolutly no indication of it the night before though.

    You win.

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