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    Im a freak magnet too...ok a few more:

    Big Broward county attorney..came in a few times building up each time how SUPER HOT I am and how much I looked JUST like his sister. This gets more intense so by the 3rd time I asked if he;d ever fucked his sister. He said "I dont know you well enough to answer that"..so...yeah...
    He kept trying to get me to go OTC and asked if I escort..blah blah

    Finally I dont see him for a few weeks and he comes in and tells me all excited that he found an escort that looks JUST LIKE ME...no dude...you found an escort that looks just like YOUR SISTER. Wonder if SHE knows that....


    The I get Daddy. Tells me how I am gorgeous and just so sexual...and I look like his 16 yr old daughter(WHY do I get all the incest guys??)..gets multiple dances and wants to call me Claire...his daughters name. I drew the line at calling him daddy. Too creepy. I do however hope against hope that he was taking those fantasies out on me so she didnt ever have to know..

    Old guy that came in all the time...he'd keep his WIFE'S USED vibrator (the same one every time) in his pocket and want you to masturbate with it. Stopped getting dances with me when I refused to touch it or have it touch me in any way...just ..ewww

    ballbuster guys are fun...I had one tiny Japanese guy in NY who would pay me $500 to kick him in the nuts and grind the heel of my shoe in as hard as I could. Pretty sure he's sterile now. I saw his several times in the month or so I worked in Syracuse
    sub/humiliater guys are fun...had a Broward county bounty hunter as a reg for awhile. I"d make him lick the bottoms of my shoes...my feet...massage my feet. When I got bored I'd leave him alone in the CR,but take his pants with me when I left so he had to sit there alone in his underwear...I'd come back 10-15 later and ask him if he was ready to do it BETTER..he would get on his knees and say yes mistress and give me a better foot rub.

    Smoking Man...had a smoking fetish. The dances at this club were done in individual booths that were curtained off...so they filled with smoke pretty fast and thick. You couldnt smoke your own cigs if you were a smoker..you had to smoke his..usually Marlboro Reds or Cigars...the strongest he could find. He wanted you to drag deeply...hold it in your mouth and then slowly blow the smoke all over him.
    He paid well...but even the girls who smoked were sick after that. You could always tell he was there even if you hadnt seen him if there was a girl that looked green in the dressing room puking.

    One guy on Easter Sunday..older guy..tips me on stage and invites me to sit with him. Orders me a drink and we chat for a minute...he has a cane over the chair..so I ask about it. He says he was Army Special Forces his whole life and retired now on disability. I said wow....you must be nuts!(joking..kind of). He says no no...had no effect on me..I'm totally normal.
    Uh huh...I have a friend who was Army Special Forces for a few years and he had serious mental issues from it afterwards. And this guy was a lifer...come on..you dont kill people for a living for decades and NOT have SOME change from it.
    We do some dances...he's fine. Asks to do a CR...tell him I cant stay an hour because I promised to drive a friend home. SO we do a few more dances. Now hes saying things like "you want to hit me dont you?"......ummm..not really...he keeps going and GOING...you cant hurt me..I've been fucking SHOT...you're just a weak little girl...on and on....until he DOES piss me off and I punch him in the face as hard as I can.
    Comes in his pants.

    Yeah dude...you're TOTALLY normal....

    Or the lebian who came in with her brother..they were both wearing boxer shorts and bloody t-shirts....WTF?? So she comes to tip me on stage my first song saying how shes so scared for me and I need to leave this place because people will hurt me here..blah blah..ok..thanks..
    Second song...I start to take off my dress. She FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. "Whast are you DOING??/OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING..."
    I was so happy to have a set over.
    THEN a waitress calls to me and says they want to get a dance from me. Ugh. Ok club is dead...how bad could it be. I danced just for her and while she is telling me how scared she is that people will do things to me she is sliding down in her seat with her tongue out trying to lick me. Thanks for saving me there sis!!

    I had a guy MOVE from one town to another searching all clubs until he found me again....that was fun. Would say things like "I have a friend that could run the plates on your car and tell me where you live and your real name.........but I wouldnt do that.........." Oddly enough..he never actually DID anything...just followed me around and brought me little gifts from the convenience store he worked at.Until I finally convinced him to go home to his wife(in another part of the state). They are Mormons,but he thinks that he will be discovered as a famous comedian(hes in his 60's and I believe mildly retarded)and left to be discovered. I finally convince him to go home.
    He finds me on myspace months later and thanks me for saving his marriage..and that he will send me tickets to his shows when he's famous.

    And theres more.....8 years of freaks ...LOTS of stories...

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    I've gotten my share of criers- very easy, just hold them, sympathise, and they think its well worth the money (a good stripper never judges). But I had quite a few wierd ones-

    one liked wrestling, and when he found out I did would come in once a week to just have a wrestling match on the floor in the dance room- yes, a real one, but the manager was ok with it since he didnt try to grab where he shouln't.

    One guy paid me 300 to sing him Beatles songs- he'd name then, I'd sing them- and I've been asked NOT to sing in karaoke bars I'm that bad.
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    A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.
    Holy shit that's beyond disturbing.


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    ok second hand story but funny. the turkey guy. i'm a turkey baste me! he did it every time every song.
    the older man whispers in my ear. "i'm wearing my wife's panties" smart ass that i am. what color?
    i know i have more. just have to think about it. in retrospect these are TAME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittytheflamingo View Post
    One guy paid me 300 to sing him Beatles songs- he'd name then, I'd sing them- and I've been asked NOT to sing in karaoke bars I'm that bad.
    lol! I had a customer once offer me 100$ if I knew the lyrics to...crap, I don't even remember the title of the song, but it was by the Beatles. Unfortunately I can't stand their music and can only name like three songs by them, nevermind any lyrics. So no $ for me. Why couldn't he have been a Doors fan instead? I'd have that in the bag!

    Oh, how could I forget dancing for a guy who put a filled water balloon down his pants, and wanted me to pop it during the dances?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I was danving for an old guy and he blurted, "Have you ever been gummed?" I was confused, "What?"

    "Gummed." he said.

    I shook my head, "I don't think so..." So he took out his teeth from his mouth and said, "Gummed! Gummed! I'd like to gum you!"

    I jumped back a bit startled, "Sorry, I don't think you're allowed to gum me."

    "Okay." he said... and kept his teeth in his hand for THREE MORE SONGS.

    "Would you like to put that away so it doesn't interfere?" I asked.

    "Sure," he said. So he put his teeth on my panties on the floor.
    hahhahahaha oh fuck i really LOL at that one.

    My weirdest one was also sad. Firstly this guy sat down and I started dancing for him and every time I opened my legs (I work in a nude club) he would excitedly hand me another $50 even tho I was only like 30 secs into the dance. So I kept opening my legs, he kept handing me another $50. It became quite ridiculous but of course profitable.

    Then at the end of the dance he looked at me and said "I buried my father today".
    I felt awful. This poor guy just looked so sad but I hadn't realised until he said so. I held his hand after he told me that and felt obliged to sit with him for a bit.
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    oh my God Velvet ! i have danced for he turkey guy too!!!!!! i swear i wasn't able to look at a box of stove top stuffing for weeks afterwards with out giggling!!!!!
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    I've danced for someone's ashes before. Dead guy's friends bring his charcoaled body in a tiny urn in to the club on his birthday and tell me that they take him out every year for his birthday, postmortem. Okay... It was 20 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffypenguin View Post
    Early one night when the club was still pretty quiet, an old guy wanted me to give him a dance. We went into the private dance room where he told me not to strip and we proceeded to ballrooom dance! Got some strange looks from the bouncer, but the old fella was happy and that's what its all about.
    I've had that happen before too, lol!

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    I had a really odd one the other night, the guy at first looked harmless, a little creepy, but nothing to worrisome. I dance onstage for my set, he tips me both songs then asks me to come over and dance for him when I'm done. I know he's a semi regular, but my memory is terrible, so I couldnt remember if we'd danced together before, but anyways, here's the point:

    We start dancing, and he tells me basically how to move, fine by me it makes it easier when I guy tells me how he wants me to dance instead of me having to figure it out. Then he gets to where he wants me to call him daddy, creepy but not too odd, along with wanting me to pull his hair and slap his face, it progressively gets worse to where he's telling me to say things such as:
    "tell daddy you're only 16"
    "tell daddy you want him to take you're virginity"
    "tell daddy you like when he fu**s your tight teen pu***"
    ect.. towards the end I couldnt even say the stuff, I'd just mumble and hope he didnt ask me to repeat it.

    I ended up making like $150 off of him, he had to leave and do something for work, and would be back in an hour, thank God I didnt see him again that night, another customer kept me distracted and ended up making like almost $500 off of him, so that made up for the creepy guy.


    But EWWWWW! Seriously, what older guy (50s), gets turned on by someone very young looking (me), pretending to be a teenager, and pretending he was my father and he's having sex with me. I almost threw up in my mouth dancing for him, no joke, my stomach was legitamately nauseus. Ugh.

    Could you of talked like that? I swear, men like that... I really pray to God that they don't have children, and are never around them..

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    ^^ God... you wonder what happened to that guy to make him like that. Ya know? I mean that can't be normal. The whole "Daddy" thing can just be dirty talk...but the 16 year old virginity thing? I think it's sad...

    (and obviously it's even more sad if he's done anything to hurt anybody...but it's sad for him too.)

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    It's like... if they had that sick fantasy, I'd totally prefer they act it out in a strip club, or with an escort or something of the sort.. instead of with an actual child, but still yes.. it makes you wonder what happened to them, but I dont want to ask.

    I was talking to a male customer/friend afterwards, and even he was like no thats just sick, I think it was more of the fact he wanted to get so much into the "father/daughter" role, with such a drastic age difference between us..

    the last thing in my mind is anything sexual when I think of my dad, it makes my stomach turn calling a man daddy in any sexual context..

    my boyfriend says it occasionally, but nothing near to the degree that man did, I keep forgetting to tell him it bothers me, lol

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    ^^ Yeah, whenever I hear it used sexually, people are using it for fun--it's more about a power dynamic than a father/daughter thing, ya know? It's just a synonym for 'boss' basically. So when people are role playing and whatnot, I think that's why it's used.

    And it's a pretty common theory (meaning it has validity) that sex workers provide release for some people who know their desires are inappropriate. People may laugh at what we do, but I'd like to think we make a difference in at least some peoples' lives (and in an endless variety of ways).

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    This is sort of tame comparitively, but none the less:
    He was a strawberry blonde, average to good looking, around 30. He decided he wanted dances with me and seemed decisive in a nonchalant way. He would not sit in the booth. Didn't want to be touched. But it wasn't like "I don't want stripper glitter and perfume on me when I go home" it was more of a weird cold, "I'm too good for you" thing.
    Then he starts telling me to twirl, keep twirling! We do our dances in like 4x4 mirrored booths with the customer on a chair. Well, every now and then he'd have me stop, freeze and look at him while his eyes glazed over in deep thought. He got a bunch of dances but at least 5 of them (at 40 apiece mind you) I spent completely still, holding my own ass and looking back into the mirror like a pin up. I was all achey from it later but so what? Besides his strange faraway look and cool-guy commands it was east money. Days later it happened again but he got caught up, lost in time and didn't have enough money so he ran out. I sort if felt bad bcuz I'm not sure he was really cognizant enough during the dances to have agreed to more dances.

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    I guess this isn't that strange but anyway-
    I have this black velvet chocker with rhinestones. It fastens like a collar in the back. I used to dance for this guy that would start off our dances with putting the collar on. Sort of a master/slave thing I guess. I always played into it and would say "may I please keep dancing for you master," "oh master, don't make me stop" lol.

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    I had an armpit guy too. This guy wanted to buy dances from me. That wasn't strange, but the fact he wanted to sniff my armpits all during the dances instead of me dancing. He actually wanted me to come in the next day without putting on deodorant because he loved the "natural" smell.

    Then there was the guy who wanted me to verbally assault him. He got off on being told he was worthless, no woman would want him, etc. The ironic thing was he was very good looking, like a Ken doll.

    This one guy came in a few times dressed as Dr Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wanted a dance from me with him dressed like this. I guess this isn't so weird after reading some of the other stories.

    I never danced for this guy, but this one guy used come in with his teddy bear and get dances for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.
    This takes the cake. Holy fuck.

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    one time a guy(probably bout 50-55) asked me to wear an apron and talk about cooking while i danced for him and he would tip me extra(ok cool)... but the kicker was he only wanted to talk about boiling live lobsters!!!! ive nver cooked lobster so i just was kinda making it up as i went.... the more detailed i was about preparing the lobsters the more excited he got... so i had heard on a movie or something that lobsters sometimes make a noise when u toss em in pot live, like kind of a "scream" of sorts, so in my head i made up a story about how i love to hear the little buggers scream when i toss em in the pot, and i like to play with myself while i watch em boil. he came in his pants. and tipped me an extra $50. creepy.

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    ^^ Heh heh...I guess that's...relatively harmless? O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Im a freak magnet too...ok a few more:



    Old guy that came in all the time...he'd keep his WIFE'S USED vibrator (the same one every time) in his pocket and want you to masturbate with it. Stopped getting dances with me when I refused to touch it or have it touch me in any way...just ..ewww
    omg. is this a really old guy and it's a small purple vibrator??? if it is... I have encountered him too.lmao.

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    Every time I think I've given the strangest dance, some weirdo always comes along to top it. But one of the strangest dances I ever gave was to a man wearing pantyhose. The next strangest was for a man who paid me to literally rip out his chest hairs. These days I'm under the impression that its not so strange anymore to come across guys who pay hundreds of dollars for you to grind their nuts with your heels during a dance.

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    I guess my weirdest story is just funny. I once danced for a guy to the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (the girl onstage was in a goofy mood to choose that song) and he sang the whole song to me, word for word, at the top of his lungs. He was really into it.

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    My weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


    him: Have I been a bad boy?
    me: I don't know.
    him: Tell me I've been a bad boy!
    Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
    Him: Whats- What's going to happen to me?
    Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
    Him: Oh no!
    Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
    Him: What are you going to do to me?
    Me: I'm going to.. spank you.
    Him: No!
    Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
    Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
    Me: Umm... yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
    Him: Oh my God!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
    Me: Yes, everyone.
    Him: Who?
    Me: Everyone.
    Him: Who everyone?
    Me: Umm... everyone in here. All the girls.
    Him: Oh my God!!! *almost crying* Which girls?!!!
    Me: Uh... those over there.
    Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* Which ones, those?
    Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
    Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
    Me: All of them.
    Him: Oh!!! Oh my GOD!!!! *almost crying again*
    Me: Yes, I'm going to pull your pants down, and ALL the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your BARE ASS, all at the SAME TIME!!!
    Him: OH MY GOD I"M GOING TO BE SO EMBARRAsSED!!! What- What should I call you?
    Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
    Him: Miss Panties???
    Me: Yes.
    Him: Oh, I like that. I like it alot. Miss Panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, Miss Panties.

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    ^^ That is the best EVER. Hahaha.

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