rofflmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:
Him: Have i been a bad boy?
Me: I don't know.
Him: Tell me i've been a bad boy!
Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
Him: Whats- what's going to happen to me?
Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
Him: Oh no!
Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
Him: What are you going to do to me?
Me: I'm going to.. Spank you.
Him: No!
Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
Me: Umm... Yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
Him: Oh my god!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
Me: Yes, everyone.
Him: Who?
Me: Everyone.
Him: Who everyone?
Me: Umm... Everyone in here. All the girls.
Him: Oh my god!!! *almost crying* which girls?!!!
Me: Uh... Those over there.
Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* which ones, those?
Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
Me: All of them.
Him: Oh!!! Oh my god!!!! *almost crying again*
me: Yes, i'm going to pull your pants down, and all the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your bare ass, all at the same time!!!
Him: Oh my god i"m going to be so embarrassed!!! What- what should i call you?
Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
Him: Miss panties???
Me: Yes.
Him: Oh, i like that. I like it alot. Miss panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, miss panties.




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