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    Quote Originally Posted by lilymiaomiao View Post
    my weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


    Him: Have i been a bad boy?
    Me: I don't know.
    Him: Tell me i've been a bad boy!
    Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
    Him: Whats- what's going to happen to me?
    Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
    Him: Oh no!
    Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
    Him: What are you going to do to me?
    Me: I'm going to.. Spank you.
    Him: No!
    Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
    Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
    Me: Umm... Yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
    Him: Oh my god!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
    Me: Yes, everyone.
    Him: Who?
    Me: Everyone.
    Him: Who everyone?
    Me: Umm... Everyone in here. All the girls.
    Him: Oh my god!!! *almost crying* which girls?!!!
    Me: Uh... Those over there.
    Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* which ones, those?
    Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
    Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
    Me: All of them.
    Him: Oh!!! Oh my god!!!! *almost crying again*
    me: Yes, i'm going to pull your pants down, and all the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your bare ass, all at the same time!!!
    Him: Oh my god i"m going to be so embarrassed!!! What- what should i call you?
    Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
    Him: Miss panties???
    Me: Yes.
    Him: Oh, i like that. I like it alot. Miss panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, miss panties.
    rofflmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilymiaomiao View Post
    My weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


    him: Have I been a bad boy?
    me: I don't know.
    him: Tell me I've been a bad boy!
    Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
    Him: Whats- What's going to happen to me?
    Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
    Him: Oh no!
    Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
    Him: What are you going to do to me?
    Me: I'm going to.. spank you.
    Him: No!
    Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
    Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
    Me: Umm... yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
    Him: Oh my God!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
    Me: Yes, everyone.
    Him: Who?
    Me: Everyone.
    Him: Who everyone?
    Me: Umm... everyone in here. All the girls.
    Him: Oh my God!!! *almost crying* Which girls?!!!
    Me: Uh... those over there.
    Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* Which ones, those?
    Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
    Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
    Me: All of them.
    Him: Oh!!! Oh my GOD!!!! *almost crying again*
    Me: Yes, I'm going to pull your pants down, and ALL the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your BARE ASS, all at the SAME TIME!!!
    Him: OH MY GOD I"M GOING TO BE SO EMBARRAsSED!!! What- What should I call you?
    Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
    Him: Miss Panties???
    Me: Yes.
    Him: Oh, I like that. I like it alot. Miss Panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, Miss Panties.
    I like that he was almost crying. Hilarious.

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    Default Re: do you remember the strangest dance you EVER gave?

    ^^ I like the massive buildup that ends with him just wanting her to pinch the tips of his nipples. Hahaha

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    Weirdest dance.....and I almost feel bad saying it, but I'm sorry it was weird..

    Me and a girl did double dances for a pair of wheelchair-bound guys one time, but they were like extreme cases. It seems they both may have had MS or some other very deformative disease. They were both pretty bad off. One guy could barely speak, he could only shout what he wanted very vaguely and the other had a little whistle thing he blew into.
    So nice and sweet, both of them though. They smiled the whole time and tipped really well, but it was just extremely akward. I felt like I would break either one of them apart or hurt them if I leaned too much up against them or sat on them too hard. It was really nerve-wrecking.

    Gotta give it to them though, life handed them not such a nice deck of cards, and there they were, smiling and living it up at the SC! They had better attitudes then most "normal" people. Says something.

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    CherryBomb, good for you to have done that with a smile on your face and saw them as good guys. It must have been hard, but you probably made their night- hell, their lives. So awesome. Strippers can be such saints!

    My weirdest dance was a pilot who asked me to interview as a stewardess during the dance.
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    ..eek.

    The Democratic Convention had come to Massachusetts. Into my club had come the Politician (who I only shook hands with), a couple members of his political team and a couple friends. A woman he worked with took a liking to me and I ended up giving her brother a LD while her husband (who was in a wheelchair) was getting a dance right next to us. Midway through the dance, his sister shows up and includes herself, and -they- start getting it on, kissing, his hand down her pants, the works. Now, I'm not one to judge anyone, not even for incest, but when the brother decided it was time to take his pants off, I had to end dance #2.

    What made it worse, was that they were drunk and hell and getting them to focus and pay me was a chaotic nightmare--first getting them to stop fucking each other to pay me, then going back and forth between them and the husband searching for a $100 bill, even having to stop the brother from starting a dance with the girl that had been dancing for the husband. This was over the course of one or two songs.

    At least I got the brother to put his pants back on. And the politician bought me a stiff drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Weirdest dance.....and I almost feel bad saying it, but I'm sorry it was weird..

    Me and a girl did double dances for a pair of wheelchair-bound guys one time, but they were like extreme cases. It seems they both may have had MS or some other very deformative disease. They were both pretty bad off. One guy could barely speak, he could only shout what he wanted very vaguely and the other had a little whistle thing he blew into.
    So nice and sweet, both of them though. They smiled the whole time and tipped really well, but it was just extremely akward. I felt like I would break either one of them apart or hurt them if I leaned too much up against them or sat on them too hard. It was really nerve-wrecking.

    Gotta give it to them though, life handed them not such a nice deck of cards, and there they were, smiling and living it up at the SC! They had better attitudes then most "normal" people. Says something.
    While the wheelchairs make things awkward, I love dancing for those dudes. They're usually very polite, and really appreciative.

    This one guy and I had an on-going joke about him bringing a bucket of AIDS in for me next time. Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeakngEZ View Post
    ..eek.

    The Democratic Convention had come to Massachusetts. Into my club had come the Politician (who I only shook hands with), a couple members of his political team and a couple friends. A woman he worked with took a liking to me and I ended up giving her brother a LD while her husband (who was in a wheelchair) was getting a dance right next to us. Midway through the dance, his sister shows up and includes herself, and -they- start getting it on, kissing, his hand down her pants, the works. Now, I'm not one to judge anyone, not even for incest, but when the brother decided it was time to take his pants off, I had to end dance #2.

    What made it worse, was that they were drunk and hell and getting them to focus and pay me was a chaotic nightmare--first getting them to stop fucking each other to pay me, then going back and forth between them and the husband searching for a $100 bill, even having to stop the brother from starting a dance with the girl that had been dancing for the husband. This was over the course of one or two songs.

    At least I got the brother to put his pants back on. And the politician bought me a stiff drink.
    Ho. Ly. Shit. They were seriously fucking? In public? In front of the woman's husband?

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    I have two and they are tied for weirdest to me:

    1. There's this really fat dude with big boobs and all the dancers call him "baby dick". I'd never danced with him before, but once I did, he wanted me to pinch his nipples while telling him he had a "baby dick and big nasty titties". Over and over again. I couldn't do it for very long. He tipped well but it was just weird.

    2. I was dancing for a guy and things were going really well, when all of a sudden a very angry woman stormed into the lap dance room and stood over us while yelling at the dude, who I presumed to be her husband. She said she'd seen his car outside the club and obviously expected him to get up and leave with her, but when I tried to let him go, he told me to stay and that he'd pay me extra, so I stayed. It was a little scary, but the chick stood there the WHOLE time with her arms crossed. I danced at least four songs. It was years ago so I don't remember exactly.

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    I had this squirly guy that looked like the scientist from BACK TO THE FUTURE and he wanted me to pretend I was his "mommy" fucking him in the ass during the lap dance. Now, this was just a $20 dance and there were other girls dancing in booths around us. He sat down, wrapped his legs around my waist and said "fuck me mommy" (totally sober with no prior indication that he was this way). Then he kept them around me and wimpered loudly "no mommy, no that hurts," etc. Loud as fuck and making crying sounds. It was so absurd that I wanted to call my parents and thank them for not being weirdo's.

    Another dude used to come in (really fat fuck, like a tick) and he wanted me to pretend I was a cop and I was arresting and beating him. I know he had gotten into some trouble with the law and gotten beaten up (for being a dumb ass I'm sure). He would back talk me and try to get me to really fuck him up. I have a lot of customers that like me to hurt them a bit (I'm muscular and look very dominant) but he used to annoy the piss out of me and I would really hit him. HARD. I would take my shoes off and stab his legs and hit him till my hands hurt. Strange.

    Another fetish/dom dude wanted me to embarrass him. He annoyed the shit out of me and I walked him around on a leash in the champange room and put color stay lip stick on him, kicked him in the balls and then made him eat a cigarette butt I found. I didn't see him after that night. Lol. Mission accomplished.

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    Half an hour VIP last night with a guy who had no arms or legs. It was actually kinda easy though, I didn't have to worry about stepping on his toes! And he was INCREDIBLY mobile. In and out of the wheelchair, etc etc. So we got to do the dances in a regular booth!

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    how did he get out of the wheelchair with no arms? just curious
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby Ruckus View Post
    how did he get out of the wheelchair with no arms? just curious
    Girl it was INCREDIBLE. He just "jumped" (best way to describe it) down to the floor and "hopped" around as needed. He even signed the VIP tab... and his "handwriting" was better than mine.

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    Holy shit!These are some of the weirder stories we've ever had on here.The lobster one had me laugh to tears...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Girl it was INCREDIBLE. He just "jumped" (best way to describe it) down to the floor and "hopped" around as needed. He even signed the VIP tab... and his "handwriting" was better than mine.
    That's pretty badass.

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    I wonder if he can work it in bed.
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    lol great thread ok weirdest dances ever let me see im into the really strange guys it spices my night up i would of loved to do a show for the poor lil dead stripper i almost dyed laughing when i read it but i would have to say the pee guy this guy wanted me to tell him that i would piss all over his dirty lil face i could hardly say it without laughing and the people in the otherooms were laughing and it made it so hard for me it was great i loved it
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    I had a guy who became a regular of mine for several years but he had the most weird fetish ever. He would get a four hour vip or five if he had time and we go back there and he had me pretend to pick up groceries. Like pretend groceries, he liked me saying I am going to the deli. He would ask what deli meat or cheese I picked. This lasted hours, the guy never had me topless or sit on his lap. He was just so happy to talk about this, he always tipped well too. But too bad I had to move. This guy was great

    Then I had a weirdo who always had me put my hair in pigtails and pretended to be 5. I had to talk like a five year old and act like one. I was supposed to be his daughter and I was supposed to be complaining how my five year old friends are jealous of me and made me promise not to tell mommy. Soo gross. He would go and on and on for a two hr room. After the third time, I couldn't do it anymore. I rather b broke than feeling like being in a room with a pedafile. It bothered me a lot so much, I avoided the guy everytime I see him so much that he never came back. it was sooo wrong, and to made it sad, I work with 5 year olds for my day job.

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    ^ Honestly, better that he's acting out that fetish with an adult than trying it on a real 5-year-old.

    Mind you, best would be him going into therapy.



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    It was just awful but he went to such great detail, it made me wanna throw up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaze View Post
    the man who thought I was just as into his choking and hair pulling fetish as he was so he decided to choke me with a huge grin on his face. I kept telling him to stop as I gasped for breath but he thought I was "role playing" while he whispered all this sick shit in my ear.
    Oh HELL no! I'm really sorry that happened to you. I hope the bouncers opened the door with his face.

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    This thread just gave me life.....i love my job. Ha!
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    there are two that stick out in my memory...

    one guy kept buying dances and eventually a CR because he told me I looked like his daughter.

    another guy bought about 5 or 6 lap dances so he could sit me down next to him and yell "what the fuck are you doing with your life?" at me over and over

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    ^ To which you reply, "What am I doing with my life? Taking money from people like you."

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