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    Angry Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    I work at a local mostly-stage club. By mostly, I mean, we have a little VIP room, but most guys don't know about it and want to get the most bang for their buck. So if girls are going to show them T&A for $3 on stage, so be it. We also do 20 minute stage sets, so even if you *did* get someone to the VIP room, you could only keep them there for a few songs before you got called back up to stage or pay a $20 fine and potentially lose bookings. (But that's another rant entirely.) I wouldn't call it a dive bar, but it's a lot of the same people in there day after day who come in to "hang out"... so, definitely more of a bar than a strip club.

    So here's where the fun begins. I'm going to pick on one particular guy here, but there's a lot of them that do this. This guy comes nearly every day I work (but honestly he's probably just there every day), follows me from stage to stage, and just sits there with his $1.50 Mountain Dew and doesn't tip anyone a damn dollar. When I first started, he came to the stage and said something like, "I'm saving you a seat," so unwittingly, I went and sat with him and talked for 10-15 minutes. Next time I got up on stage, nothing. NEVER AGAIN! Every time I walked past him, he would try and ask me a question. I used to entertain them, now he gets a one word response, if any. I think he's finally picked up on the fact that I don't like him (but probably not why that is).

    Anyway, there are lots of dudes that will just sit there and watch and never tip anything. And trust me, I'm not just one of these bitching strippers not making eye contact or trying, but it's frustrating when no matter what anyone does, all they want to do is sit in the back with their buddies, drink beer, and watch me get naked for free. There are also dudes that sit at the bar and don't even turn around, but at least I'm not titillating them for free.

    But this one has to take the cake-- dudes that tip me on stage and then ask "are you only sitting with me because I tipped you?" Well, would you prefer that I not? What are you supposed to say to that? I had a guy who was tipping everyone $2 regardless of what they did, and I had sat with him for about half an hour (it was really dead in there), and somehow alluded to the idea that since I was sitting with him I should get a better tip. He got all offended and told me he thought I was sitting with him because I wanted to and he was going to finish his beer and leave. Am I out of line here? I mean, why should I sit with someone who isn't going to give me any more than he's giving every other person that ISN'T sitting with him? Because there are plenty of guys that WILL. (Maybe not at that particular moment, but still.) I'm here to work, not socialize with fuckers who only get ass in strip clubs.

    And the other "perk" of working in a locals bar-- dudes that come there all the time and think because they "know" me that I'm supposed to sit with them or something. I sat with a regular that I personally hadn't seen in a while for a few minutes, then the rest of the night I sat with people who had been tipping me, and he comes up to the stage and says "you lost interest." I straight up told him it was because he wasn't tipping me, and he looks at me like I just told him I had lost his winning lottery ticket. Apparently someone needs to say something, and I'm happy to be that person.

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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    That sucks. Can you find a different club? I wouldn't want to deal with that all the time. You should go somewhere that you don't have to be the reality check regarding tipping; somewhere that guys just want to tip you!

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    UH. Yeah. We have cheap assholes that come into our club like that all.the.time. Must be nice for them to get a free peepshow, huh? On my Thursday night shift I went up to one of them and said, "I haven't seen you spend ANY money since you've been in here!" The dude looked embarassed and tried to give me some bullshit line, but later on I FINALLY saw him buy a dance from one of the girls. I'll fucking tell them what I think, heh, I don't care.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mily View Post
    I'll fucking tell them what I think, heh, I don't care.
    Exactly..what could it hurt if they werent spending anyway!!If it shames them into giving up some $$..even if it isnt to me..it was worth it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Exactly..what could it hurt if they werent spending anyway!!If it shames them into giving up some $$..even if it isnt to me..it was worth it!!

    EXACTLY! I suggest pointing it out to them, so they know that you know what's going on. At least I helped one of the girls make a little money, yanno. HMPH!



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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    for at least the last 6 months, i would say that 98% of the time.. i just completely ignore any behavior i don't agree with. unless of course it's violent.

    i find that it works excellent. my blood pressure doesn't go up, because i don't get all upset, and they are not "encouraged" because of my responses.

    sometimes if you get pissed off and yell or whatever, all it does is make them feel like they won/got to you, or it eggs them on. ignoring them usually upsets them wayyy more.

    just a few weeks ago i had a guy pretty much throw a tantrum because i wouldn't acknowledge him. i just stared off into space while he had a hissy fit. "LOOK AT ME! WHAT? YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME???? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BITCH???? LOOK AT ME. HELLOOO!!?!?!?!?!?!"

    hahaha.

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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    Yeah... but lately there's been a herd of them coming into my club, and it's been getting harder for me to keep my mouth shut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mily View Post
    Yeah... but lately there's been a herd of them coming into my club, and it's been getting harder for me to keep my mouth shut.
    Yeah..I try to ignore, but once in awhile it's just so..satisfying...to rip them a new one. Esp if it isnt the guy who "doesnt know any better" but the gut who is just trying to get his rocks off for free. Fuck 'em.

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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    Yep. I kind of do something in between, usually. I'll point out that they're not spending but do it in a sweet, dumb-ish way so they feel like assholes without making me look bad. Or sometimes I do ignore them, or, sometimes I do rip them a new one lol.

    That, and I warn the other girls. Say I did a set and so and so didn't put down a single dollar. I warn the next girl so she doesn't make the mistake of getting naked for him in the hopes that he'll tip her in the end or get a dance. Karma's a bitch!
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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    Same guy was there tonight and looking exceptionally miserable, so I decided to add a little more and ignore him. I thought hard about saying something, but in the end I think ignoring him hurt him more. The best was that he came up to the stage and said something to me and I didn't even acknowledge his presence, much less listen or respond. Didn't see him after that. Tee hee hee.
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    If you tip a hot girl for her time, she will remember you the next time you come in.

    If a hot girl spends a lot of time with you and you don't tip her for her time, she will remember you the next time you come in.

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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    I hate that these guys get regular bars and strip clubs confused. Well, these days its like they get mcdonalds and strip clubs confused, because they can only afford the fucking dollar menu! Strip clubs should not be affordable for everybody!
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    Default Re: Stripper Rant #5910 Broke mofos

    i dont acknowledge them. and they ALL do exactly what you described - tip a dollar and expect you entertain them everytime you see them for free after that. i dont know about your club but at mine that habit is unfortunately encouraged by some dancers. and older dancers oddly <- thats what i dont understand, youd think theyd know better? but i am able to ignore their asses because there are other spending customers. maybe you could talk to the dj/bouncer or sit with another dancer on the floor to kill time until a new wave of custies rolls in? whatever you do while waiting for money spenders i would stay on the floor so you can be seen

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