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    hemmroids ......

    What the fuck do you do for them besides prep H??????????????

    I just did a cleanse and my hole apparently couldn't handle all the poop that came out of me and now i'm in HELL. i have a friend coming by with prep H cream but I want more help!!!! Right now i'm making do with aloe vera gel.

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    You've just got to wait them out. Take a bath with some epsiom (sp?) salts. They sell medicated cleansing wipes, too.
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    Thanks. I hope i don't have to wait too long. I will need to poop today.

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    What do they feel like? Is it just like the prep-h commercials when the guy can't really sit down?







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    try numbing lube on ur ass?




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    My friend just dropped off the prep H. I refuse to sit. Unfortunately I start a course tomorrow morning that'll entail hours of sitting. Oh what to do.

    It's a constant burning ache for those of you who've never had these buggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    My friend just dropped off the prep H. I refuse to sit. Unfortunately I start a course tomorrow morning that'll entail hours of sitting. Oh what to do.
    Buy a doughnut ring pillow - they also take pressure off your tailbone/spine, which feels nice. You can put an icy pack in the hole of the pillow.

    Are you considering a more permanent solution, like rubber banding?
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    ^^^ I'm just waiting for the swelling to go down. This isn't a reaccurring thing for me.

    Aloe vera gel works better than Prep H, by the way. I should've known after reading the list of ingredients.

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    Also, if you have insurance, your dr could prescribe something stronger than Prep H. Oh, and some asprin or something might help?
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    This is rather graphic and disgusting, but if it can help: the next time you're feeling urge to void, cover the bad area with whatever gel you're using and then go to the bathroom. The waste will have a "barrier" between it and the tenderized skin/'roids so they're not as irritated each time you go. Then you'd reapply. Sorry to be gross but if you can avoid friction there, it helps.

    A bath with baking soda really does bring on relief.
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    Keep the area as clean as possible. Sit in HOT water for 15 minutes a couple times a day if you can. Dont sit or stand for longer than 30 minutes. And for the love of god dont wear a thong lol.

    I get em all the time.

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    This is what worked:

    BHI Heels (homeopathic) hemmorhoid cream and sublinguals
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