So my boyfriend and I have noticed that my male dog (the older of the two) steals his boxers and takes them under the bed while we're having sex! But, if his boxers are on the shelf (yes, he pulls them OFF the shelf which means my dog is not only smart but conniving) and there's no sex happening, he won't be stealing boxers.
I should note that Jesse the Ewok is my first dog and therefore wasn't properly trained the way a dog shoudl be, and I've had him since 2002, when he was born. He has always stolen my underwear and chewed on the crotch, and in fact I've had to throw out several pairs due to crotch holes, which I used to call "convenience holes".
Anyways, my little Ewok seems to have a 2 part issue as I see it:
1. He rather likes crotches of underwear and taking them under the bed to explore/hoard.
2. He seems to pursue (climbing up on a shelf to do so) my bf's undies when I'm a moanin'.
What's going on here? Is this his way of asserting dominance over me to my bf, even though it's clear I'm the alpha? Or is something else happening?
Just for the record, this is the culprit we're discussing: (now you know why his name is Jesse the Ewok and not... Gizmo.)
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LMAO just too good for her to resist i guess!


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