Oh gosh..I feel sorry for the guy that thinks this would turn me on, lol.
Sounds more like a chick flick



Oh gosh..I feel sorry for the guy that thinks this would turn me on, lol.
Sounds more like a chick flick



*gags*
The only part of that that is at all appealing is the big, veiny arms part. Arms make me wet.
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...but it's better if you do."



Of course it's a parody site! But not a very funny one, unfortunately.
People still love to pretend women don't like sex. heh
I thought it was real... but they could be on to something. like if i was lonely, and anti-social, i would sign up for this. If they gave me like a pic of him, like they do on feed the children comercials... Also, if i got monthly gifts through the mail.. and told friends that they were from my boyfrend.







I think it's freaking, fucking awesome!
For the funny, of course.
I find it kind of intriguing since it kind of points out how ridiculous it is to assume that this is the sort of stuff that turns women on. Looking at it and actually seeing it kind of maybe forces some people to realize how ridiculous common assumptions about womens sexualities actually are.
Granted if someone cuddles me right then my clothes just dissolve, but that is neither here nor there. Nothing wrong with enjoying a good spooning session. But yes! It makes me think of this sketch from the Big Gay Sketch Show on the gay channel. I give you, in the spirit of the thread, the Lesbian Phone Sex sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aIYDqBq5ho
It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.
- Daisy Loveless, Serving Lunch Weblog





lol.
only... this would actually do it for me:
"Watch extreme close-ups of floorboards and skirting being stripped by your boyfriend while you lie on the sofa drinking hot chocolate."
i have an hgtv boner all the time. i'd rather help with the work though.
.... and drink hot chocolate.



HARDCORE sociable lunch with the parents
i thought this was really funny. I like the idea of bringing boyfriends to lunch with my parents, but i hate the idea of lunching with theirs, just makes me nervous.
I thought it was funny, but not quite as funny or satirical as www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com



The porn for women is one page from the main site theinternetnowinhandybookform.com The whole site is decently funny, they pretty much make fun of everything on the internet. I like the fake iPod page![]()
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And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party."[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."




LMAO!
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