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    Last night I got to work and I wear clear 6 or 7 inchers with an ankle strap ( I know it's lame, but they stay on when I do cool tricks).. So I'm all dressed and putting on my shoes and the inside strap of my right shoe is ripped out somehow. Nobody had super glue. The boutique in the club only had horribly ugly shoes in my size. I'm not paying $60 for shitty shoes I'll never wear again.

    I was walking around just fine in my broken shoes so I just decided to tough it out. While walking pretty quickly to get back to my VIP customers after checking with the DJ I took a spill and almost landed in some guy's lap. If that wasn't embarassing enough, I twisted my left ankle and I'm pretty sure I sprained it. I had to leave early last night. I tried to dance barefoot but it still hurt and I didn't want to make it worse than it already was so I just left.

    I'm a crippled stripper. My ankle hurts so bad this morning I'm limping around and holding on to walls to get around. Dammit.

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    I hope you feel better. At least you can comfort yourself with the fact that you feel b/c of your shoes, not because you were drunk or clumsy.

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    I don't think ankle straps are lame; I constantly got compliments on the sexiness of ankle straps!

    Hope you feel better soon. And hey, at least you fell when you were on your way to VIP instead of on stage or something!

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    Ouch! speaking of malfunctional shoes. the soles of my shoes came off on stage one night a few weeks back and i stacked it and split my lip on the pole. no grip + polished wood = sore lip
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    ^ Ouch!

    It just sucks because I was having an awesome money night and I had to leave early

    How long do you guys think it will take me to be okay to dance again? I want to try to work Thursday. We don't have insurance so I also really don't want to go to the doctor and have to get x-rays. That'll cost all or at least almost all of what I made last night. Fuck that!

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    you might have just pulled a muscle hopefully and it should be a few days.

    Im staying postive for you.
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    ^ Thanks. At least I have a good excuse to get new shoes, eh?

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    lol any excuse is a good excuse.
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    On a good side note, I made $120 for teaching a guy the Macarena while topless last night I even sang it.. Thank goodness for Hispanic neighbors when I was little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    ^ Ouch!

    It just sucks because I was having an awesome money night and I had to leave early

    How long do you guys think it will take me to be okay to dance again? I want to try to work Thursday. We don't have insurance so I also really don't want to go to the doctor and have to get x-rays. That'll cost all or at least almost all of what I made last night. Fuck that!
    That sucks, I bet u wish u just bought the ugly 60 dollar shoes. Hope you heal up soon

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    ^ Yeah, I do now. But that's alright.. hindsight is always 20/20. I'll just go buy some $60 shoes that I actually like and will wear.

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    Is it swollen? Put ice or frozen peas on it. Maybe some arnica if its bruised. My right ankle has done this so much to me over the years that it clicks now. Im usualy limping for 3 /4 days, then can walk but gonna go easy on it.

    Do you have any 3 or 4 inch shoes to go back to work in for a couple of weeks? Doubt you will be able to hook a pole with that ankle for a few weeks either.
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    woooooaaahhhh macarena! Hey!
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    I thought it was just sore from walking with out the strap, I didn't realize you fell on it! I would probably wrap it in an ace bandage, ice it and treat it gently.

    I jumped on the pole to do something stupid on it and my foot slipped out of my shoe and it fucked up what I was doing and I let go (of my hands) and fell on my back/shoulders. My legs were still gripping it but they slid and now my entire lower leg is purple on the top and inside. DAMN SHOES!

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    Rub arnica cream on it! I sprained my ankles a million times when I was younger! You can double-whammy it with arnica cream and an internal trauma-heeling homeopathic. Stay off of it until you go back to work, and keep ice on it. Wear some kind of less-obvious support when you go back to work, and take it easy. Maybe some guy will note the injury and be the white knight to your damsel in distress. haha.

    I fall all the time due to clumsiness and customer 'tardation, so don't feel too bad. I've been able to get dances out of it too!

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    Im sure youve heard this a thousand times by now lol but Id RICE. When I do that for sprains I heal within a week. But of course all depends on how fast you normally heal and if it is a severe sprain.

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