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    If you could dream up or wish your dream guy or girl what would he or she look like? what would they like? what would you wish you could do with them? How would you like to meet? Now if you already have your dream person is he or she all you ever wanted? dream em up!


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    This needs some thinking, but Iv just thought for a bit and realised I have lots of contadictions............not good...
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    It changes every time a meet the next "girl of my dreams"...
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    The girl of my dreams for a life partner? Already got her, but I doubt if she'd appreciate it if I described her here.

    Or the girl of my dreams for a lap dance? That would be either ---- well, every time I think of a dancer, another one pops into mind. Let's just make a short list and have HHL come to an amateur contest out West and I'll be there.

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    This is a great question, but kind of tough. Seeing as we're dreaming, here's the unrealistic wishlist:

    Affection. I like receiving a lot, and giving a lot. It's a daily reassurance and expression of feelings that goes a long way with me. I want to hug as frequently as I like, and for as long as I like. Life is too short for a peck on the cheek when a french kiss is possible. A simple thing, but it can be oddly difficult to find.

    She has to be intelligent enough to understand "me." I don't mean that as in my words are over her head, but rather sometimes people just don't get "me." They don't understand my sense of humor, my perspective, or the life I've lived. They find me weird. I never thought I was all that funny until grad school. Suddenly people thought I was hilarious. This sort of thing for me seems to be generally tied to intelligence. Maybe it takes a nerd to love one.

    I want to feel passion. Lots of it. So looks-wise, whatever it takes to produce that feeling. I've felt it from a lot of different "looks" so there's no mold to fit. I hate that I'm listing this so high up, but I've experienced "everything but passion" before, and I know how bad it made me feel. That being said, I like "cute" and "girly" a lot.

    Sweetness. I can be generous to a fault, naive even. It tends to get me hurt. I want someone who will treat me as well as I'll treat her. I want us to have high standards for each other, and the relationship. I think it works best when both people do everything they can to make the other hapy; it's win-win.

    Honesty. Another one I hate to list, but I've had enough of being lied to on an overall, general level. Of course people have their secrets and white lies, but who she is and the nature of our relationship shouldn't be a lie.

    I want a teammate. Whether it's work or relationships, I prefer dealing with people with an "it's us versus the problem" attitude, rather than fighting each other. Having a partner on whom I can depend sounds wonderful, and I have a hard time imagining it, but we're talking dreams here.

    Healthy communication. I have room to improve here myself (I haven't yet figured out how to balance honesty with sparing a loved one's feelings in all situations), but this is a make or break issue for the relationship for me. When someone is clearly upset, answering 'no' to: "Honey, what's wrong?" is an unacceptable lie. Yeah, I'm a bit draconian on this topic.

    Sex and kinkyness. Yeah. I've got a lot of catching up to do before I reach a point where "sex" is synonymous with something good as opposed to something that is a source of angst and pain. I've also got some desires that are just a part of me, and I don't think my sexuality can be truly sated without them in my life, at least a little bit.

    Last but not least, acceptance. Love me, desire me, understand me, accept me for who I am.
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    short answer:

    marilyn manson, minus the drugs. so sexy, so smart, so yum everything......

    long:

    at least 6'1
    thin slightly muscular
    lots of tattoos
    lots of piercings
    able to actually give me an orgasm, and wild as hell in bed.
    witty sarcastic and honest
    slightly romantic
    wants an old fashioned family becuase i want to be a housewife and raise kids, so he would have a good job. maybe a famous tattoo artist.
    lvoe me and understand my anxiety issues and be ok with it and help me through things rather then be annoyed with them.

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    In a physical sense, my ATF is my dream girl. She has every single physical attribute that I like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeppeSai View Post
    In a physical sense, my ATF is my dream girl. She has every single physical attribute that I like.
    same goes for me

    as for the other factors:
    • chill/down to earth
    • playful
    • sensible
    • open minded
    • independent
    • colorful sense of humor
    • outgoing
    • active, athletic
    • loves The Office
    • likes watching movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by High-Heel-Lover View Post
    Now if you already have your dream person is he or she all you ever wanted?
    I think I've had my ideal romantic meeting about a year ago. An unplanned, no effort required, it just happened, crazy two days and nights.

    I still hear from her, sometimes more then once a day, wanting to continue what was started last year. Who knows though... sometimes the best things are best because they are unplanned and attempts to take them further can fall apart under life's good old mundane demands.

    All I ever wanted? Hmmm... she is in some ways, in that in the realms of talk - jokes, everyday life, discussing life long traumas, down to discussions of some pretty raunchy sexual desires, there is absolutely no effort required. Despite a language barrier, the conversation flows easily, only rarely needing to stop for a translation. She seems to have an uncanny sense of what I need when I need it (she says same with me for her).

    But then she is not at all what I expected either. Not physically, not in several other ways that still leave me wondering if it's reality, or just some kind of strange twisted temporary fantasy kept alive by a some good memories of two nights and days.

    I guess I need to learn to let go more and let life happen. All of this planning to find "the one" certainly never worked out as I intended.

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    She'd worship me like a God.

    She'd tell all her girlfriends that I was the greatest, most fearsome hockey player who ever lived.

    She'd have just the right blend of kinkiness...oh, and she'd love sex with girls almost as much as sex with me.

    She'd have the drop-dead beauty, the coolness, sense of humour, wit, insight, thirst for adventure, and sweetness that you'd get if you combined Dottie Rebel, Lysondra, Jenny, Scarlett Vancouver, and GingerLee into one woman.

    She wouldn't have a mean bone in her body.

    She'd have a great ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    short answer:

    marilyn manson, minus the drugs. so sexy, so smart, so yum everything......

    long:

    at least 6'1
    thin slightly muscular
    lots of tattoos
    lots of piercings
    able to actually give me an orgasm, and wild as hell in bed.
    witty sarcastic and honest
    slightly romantic
    wants an old fashioned family becuase i want to be a housewife and raise kids, so he would have a good job. maybe a famous tattoo artist.
    lvoe me and understand my anxiety issues and be ok with it and help me through things rather then be annoyed with them.
    I've got the height, the sarcasm, and the slightly romantic. You'll have to decide on the wit. Close enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by High-Heel-Lover View Post



    If you could dream up or wish your dream guy or girl what would he or she look like? what would they like? what would you wish you could do with them? How would you like to meet? Now if you already have your dream person is he or she all you ever wanted? dream em up!
    Ehh.. don't have to dream her up. Met her about eight months ago. Looks, personality, attitude, interests.. everything exactly my type.

    UNfortunately its a one-way street.. which leads me to believe I would have just been better off with the dream and not actually meeting the dreamgirl I can't have..
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    I've got the height, the sarcasm, and the slightly romantic. You'll have to decide on the wit. Close enough?
    im cursed with tattoo fetish. if someone doesnt have a lot of tattoos im generally not attracted to them.

    you can still send me noods tho lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    She'd worship me like a God.

    She'd tell all her girlfriends that I was the greatest, most fearsome hockey player who ever lived.

    She'd have just the right blend of kinkiness...oh, and she'd love sex with girls almost as much as sex with me.

    She'd have the drop-dead beauty, the coolness, sense of humour, wit, insight, thirst for adventure, and sweetness that you'd get if you combined Dottie Rebel, Lysondra, Jenny, Scarlett Vancouver, and GingerLee into one woman.

    She wouldn't have a mean bone in her body.

    She'd have a great ass.
    With the exception of the hockey reference, you have described perfectly God's gift to men in all her spectacular incarnations -- brilliant, fun, crazy, kind, thoughtful, generous of mind, body and spirit; unpredictable, a hellion in bed, and with an ass of such sublime perfection that it's simply heartbreaking to be away from it for the barest fraction of a second.

    It's the incomparable Nicolina, of course.

    I would say that I don't know what I did to deserve her, but the truth is I don't deserve her. Never have, never will. But she brings immeasurable joy to my life and I cherish every single day from the very first day she walked into it.

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    Wow. Thanks everyone. The honesty is very much appreciated.


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    Pretty much my husband, only with a bit more hair, and a tan, lol.

    I can't deny it, I love my tall skinny white boy, plus he's as hella flexible as I am, which makes for killer sex; even after 10yrs.
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    Nobody's perfect, but Taylor Swift is pretty close.

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    as far as girls looks wise ill say megan fox or masuimi max!

    and for the record since i have posted that, i have met someone i really like that fits most of those qualifications i posted before. its like i willed it or something!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Nobody's perfect, but Taylor Swift is pretty close.
    Ya... except for the country music thing of course!

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    I actually wrote it down once:


    This is the list of everything I need in marriage material for a man. It's very specific. I'm not expecting everything on the list, of course.

    He'd have an appreciation for the finer things in life, whether he could afford them or not, and respect and even compliment my choice in shoes, dresses and lingerie. I spend a lot of money on this stuff and it sucks to be with someone who doesn't even notice.

    He'd have at least one really nice suit. If I'm going to be specific: Hugo Boss. Because Hugo Boss can make any man look like a million dollar gold ten inch cock.

    He'd have respect for his body. He wouldn't have to be fit, but he'd have to appreciate eating healthy foods, excercise, going out to do things like hiking, walking, skating, etc. He'd take care of himself, mainly. Good hygeine, nice teeth.

    He'd know how to dance the waltz and foxtrot at the very least.

    He'd have at least two events a year he'd need me to be a pretty candy on his arm for so I'd have an excuse to wear a pretty dress and diamond earrings and be called beautiful.

    He'd have a clean house. Maid or not, I kinda don't care as long as it's clean.

    He'd be funny and banter with me and tease me but never go too far. Off topic teasing is: my breast size, my weight, my accent and my feelings. Topic teasing is: my speed talking, my driving skills, my job (if he means it in jest and jest ONLY), my obsession with parrots and my favourite TV shows. Because those are fucking funny.

    He'd be able to drive and have his own preferably owned car. Or hardly any leasing left.

    He'd have a savings account that he will not spend for any reason but investments. He will be money concious but not at ANY moment tell me how to spend mine. However he will not be stingy and go dutch to dinners or bullshit like that. I'm willing to pay easily, but not every time. He would have an investman plan for retirement, a short term plan and stick to his goals.

    When I'm with him people would think we were a cute couple. I want to be a cute couple.

    He'd be a hard worker at his job. I'd prefer if he had a skilled hard non-labour job that took a degree or working up in the world. He'd want promotions and work hard to get them. He'd stay late at the office once or twice a week but not too much more than that. He'd be driven and goal-oriented.

    He'd have a social life. Either with me or outside me, he'd be boisterous, outgoing, laugh a lot and preferably have a cheesy grin.

    He'd have an extensive knowledge of wine and prefer nice alcohols. He'd know just the drink to go with his meal.

    He would be able to cook. He would like fruits and vegetables and meals consisting thereof. I could cook a vegetarian risoto and he'd be happy. If he did cook and was not Jewish, I'd appreciate the effort to maintain my Jewish eating on his part. He'd be eager to sample all kinds of foods and not scoff at something he's not eaten before that he's sure would be 'gross'. If it was gross, he'd laugh and say the experience was worth it to know better. He'd like zucchini, tomatoes, and lots of spices.

    He'd like cats and birds.

    He'd like gadgets, have a nice phone, a nice laptop, etc.

    He'd make between 60-100k a year. (Only fair, as that's what I make. I just want an equal.)

    He'd have a few pairs of really stylish leather soled shoes. Not the snakeskin kind. He'd think that was tacky.

    He'd wear tight breifs. Preferably black or dark blue.

    He wouldn't want kids.

    He'd be supportive and understanding in my times of distress and need. He'd do his best to alleviate the drama from my life by just being there for me and not pushing me. He'd hold me when I needed and leave me alone when I asked.

    He'd either be Jewish or try his best to learn about Judaism. If there is a holiday I would like him to spend it with me and appreciate the effort that went into it. On a better note, he'd actually bring me kosher things for Passover and have ideas on what to cook and help me in the kitchen for these holidays. If he thought it was silly, he wouldn't tell me... because he'd know it was something important to me. He'd still put a bone and a boiled egg on a plate and just laugh to himself.

    He'd love to travel and put money aside to leave the country twice a year with me. We'd stay at nice places in wonderful countries and explore and eat good food everywhere. We'd get lost and have shitty holidays where we still came home laughing at how bad it was.

    He wouldn't support me, but he'd be supportive of me.

    If I had something really stupid to brag about, he'd be happy and congratulate me BEFORE telling me how silly I am.

    He'd bring home fresh flowers twice a month to put in vase in our home so it's always bright and floral.

    Even after twenty years of still being married, he'd pinch my bum and say, "Hello beautiful" every day.


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    I'm not very imaginative. If I tried to dream up a bunch of good qualities all I'd get is someone kind of insipid with nothing to interest me at all.
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