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    Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    Last night I had a string of private dances with a regular. I ended up dancing to MC Hammer "You Can't Touch This"... followed by Sir Mix-a-Lot "Baby Got Back". The rest weren't so bad, but those first two put me into a fit of giggles. (I think my customer found it endearing)

    Tell me about your funniest private dances...
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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    back when "my humps" by fergie was popular, I felt so retarded dancing to that...my lovely lady lumps... lol.

    also "creep" by radiohead "i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" .. yeah. that's sexy. not.

    and i've also danced to mc hammer and baby got back. lol. It's really hard not to laugh when the dj plays that and you're trying to be all sexy and give a dance.
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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    Oh yeah, can't forget that song from Beetlejuice:

    Jump In Line (Shake, Shake Senora) - Harry Belafonte
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=MEy89l0SOZs

    The girl on stage does it so well... but I feel silly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violet11 View Post
    The key to giving a truly great dance is being able to make the customer really believe that you WANT him and that you are genuinely enjoying being so close to him. Do this by looking deep into his eyes...and establish a nonverbal sexual and emotional connection with him. The energy between you and him determines everything. Trust me - if you do this, he will never want to leave, and he will always come back for more.

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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    ^Cherry Poppin' Daddies do a version of "Jump In Line" as well.
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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    I guess its not that bad but I did feel silly giving a ld to 'that don't impress me much' by shania twain, however my custie was wearing a cowboy hat at the time, strange.

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    Ha. That would be awkward!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violet11 View Post
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    "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

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    Bwaaaaahaaaahaaa!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violet11 View Post
    The key to giving a truly great dance is being able to make the customer really believe that you WANT him and that you are genuinely enjoying being so close to him. Do this by looking deep into his eyes...and establish a nonverbal sexual and emotional connection with him. The energy between you and him determines everything. Trust me - if you do this, he will never want to leave, and he will always come back for more.

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    Wiggle wiggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RzvXQ74Fc It was in the jukebox. I remember Malibu played it every saturday night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovely Ush View Post
    "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0
    yeah.... i've danced to that on stage before. not fun, but entertaining for others i guess.
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    "Eye of the Tiger"
    "Your the one that I want" from the movie "Grease"

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    Theres a song by queen i think something along the lines of bicycle. The weirdest song anyone can dance to is: milk man by the aphex twins
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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    ^Ha, I Want to Ride My Bicycle, very difficult to feel sexy dancing to that. I don't think I know that Aphex Twin song, going to check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    "Eye of the Tiger"
    LOL...I gave a dance to that once as well. I couldn't keep a straight face.
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    We had a female body builder at one club who would make her money arm wrestling guys, every guy just wanted to pay her to arm wrestle, no one wanted a dance from her. When she went on stage the DJ always played Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like a Lady). Not a sexy strip club song!

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    Adam Sandler's "At a Medium Pace" just last night. The customer definitely looked uncomfortable.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnoU3U43GAM

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    Our DJ always plays stupid songs during 2-for-1 dances, the worst are always Vanilla Ice, the Grease megamix, or Mambo #5.

    At my old club, one girl tipped the DJ $100 on her last day to play "Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo" on her last day!!!
    I was in the lap dance room at the time, thankfully just finishing a dance, but watching the other girl try to dance was PRICELESS
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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    i recently gave a dance to "eye of the tiger" & it was ossim. i got so into it. the customer was a goofy dude that i had been laughing with all night, so it actually worked out well.

    once i gave a dance to that one song..."I! I just died in your arms tonight!...It must've been something you saaaaiiiddd..." that was awkward.

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    She Fucking Hates You. The customer was like, um, do you hate me?



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    Default Re: Funniest songs you've done a private dance to?

    I've given private dances to the song "Strangers in the Night" by Frank Sinatra...where someone had voiced-over the "In the Night" part to say "In my Pants."

    "Strangers in MY PANTS exchanging glances
    Wond'ring in MY PANTS
    What were the chances we'd be sharing love
    Before the night was through."

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    Fuck Her Gently, by Tenacious D. The customer had a good sense of humor, so I mimed out parts of the song!
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    i brought in the boom king song from flight of the conchords & played it for the first time tonight when there were 2 customers.

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    Good-bye Horses, White and Nerdy, The Pumpkin King song from Nightmare before Christmas, but the worst had to be Elvis - I can't help falling in love with you. I just couldn't stop laughing.

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    Anything big bad voodoo daddy, The flirts - Jukebox and Johnny are you queer. Ive worked some interesting places.

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    Not a Private dance, but I got stuck onstage to, I can't remember the artist, it was the DIRTIEST "old country" style song I've ever heard... Dude with a johnny cash type voice crooning about "swallowing his gob". WTF?!?!

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