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    The bartender at my club JUST NOW (11 pm) texted me to see if I could come in and work tonight. The club closes at 2:30.



    He's texted me before to come in when not many girls showed up but never this late. Um. No, I can't come in. I'm in my PJs on the couch. Coming in would require me to shower and sexify, which would take at least an hour just to do that. Only to work about two hours and make probably less than fifty bucks? HA.

    It really irritates me when they do this--don't text me the night you need me. I'm not gonna come in. I need major mental and physical preparation to come to work, I can't just pick my lazy ass off the couch and come in when you need me.

    Just...what the hell. I'm not even gonna respond.


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    "oops sorry, i was getting my beauty rest when you texted me"
    nuts!

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    What do they think this is, an emergency? We're not doctors!

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    lol we need stripper here STAT!!!

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    I went in once when he texted me at like 10:30 to but I was already dressed up cause I'd been out. It actually was pretty lucrative but ummm... if you had to get ready and everything, not to mention the drive to the club... heck no!

    ETA: I just looked and he texted me too... Does he think we just sit around our houses looking all glam all the time?

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    Absolutely not. That would irritate me too, when I'm not working I don't want to think, talk, or hear about work.

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    If I lived any where near my club, say like a 15 min or less drive I would go if I trusted the person texting me. If it was just the manager trying to get more tip outs, no. But someone impartial I would.

    I don't generally do anything all day though so it's not like I'd kill me. This is also a hypothetical situation for me since I live an hour from the club, so it's for to say what i think I would do

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    I worked at one club in OR...the owner keeps texting me asking "can you work tonight" even though I've told her 649754 times that I am home in FL now!!! Love her,but I'm not flying 3000 miles to work tonight!!!!LOL

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    ^^^ LOL. This is a common occurrence for me. I'll get a text from a club or agency in Oregon, and I'll be like, "Sorry, am in another time zone."

    I would go if I knew there'd be money, maybe, but seriously, by 11:30, man, I would be completely into enjoying my night off.

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    I'd be asleep already. And I never understood the whole being contacted by a club thing? It sounds so weird to me. But I worked a bit out at D2 the other week and now I get messages every day to see if I can come in don't they have enough girls? I don't get it. I totally agree, that when I have a day off, I don't want to think about work.
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    If there was the potential to make money that'd be one thing. But my club has been on the down and out lately and I need to be there all 7-8 hours to make going in worth it. To get dressed and drive all the way out there for two hours of work and then tip out most of it and then drive home? I'll pass, thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    What do they think this is, an emergency? We're not doctors!
    Lawlz, I know, right? I don't exactly consider stripping an on-call job.

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    Often I get texts from them expecting me to be there in about 20 mins, forgetting that I live an hour away. And when I go on vacation I get texts about every day

    11 pm is ridiculous though. Maybe some girl got pissed about something and walked out?
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    Holiday, if D2 is messaging you, keep in mind that they send that message to every girl they have when they think they don't have enough girls (which is usually bs) and so its likely that by the time you get there, at least 5 other girls who got the message will have shown up too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie06 View Post
    Holiday, if D2 is messaging you, keep in mind that they send that message to every girl they have when they think they don't have enough girls (which is usually bs) and so its likely that by the time you get there, at least 5 other girls who got the message will have shown up too.
    If its D2 in Portland..yeah its a mass text. I got one the DAY AFTER I told them I'd NEVER work there again. They dont check who its going to so just ignore it.

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    What probably happened in this situation is that they only had a few night girls but it was okay till like 11 since they probably got some of the day girls to stay. Maybe they should plan ahead? haha.

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    I'll go in when called IF they waive my house fee. If they want me to do something for them, they need to do a little something for me.
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