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    What are some funny or outrageous lies that your co-workers have told?

    A girl that worked at our club for about a week said she had all these different jobs and one of them was a hairdresser. She cut my friends fringe for her and totally mangeled it, it was all crooked and she also cut into the hair that wasn't meant to be part of the fringe!!
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    I was talking about riding with one of my ex-coworkers who was bragging about being on the back of some dude's bike... "yeah, we went around those turns at 160, maybe 170..." (this happens to be a 15-30 mph canyon... one of the tightest around. no one in their right mind would do anything above 50 regardless of how good a rider they were) I started to question how this was physically possible, and then she started the "Are You CAllINg mE A LIAR!??" business... so I said we could agree to disagree on the laws of physics (or something snarky) and walked out. ha.

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    I heard one girl saying she made a ridiculous amount of money ($1000+). It was a dead dayshift. I knew she was lying. There were only 10 girls and a handful of customers. You'd have to meet her to understand. Why do dancers lie about money? What's the purpose, you know?

    She told me, and I was like, "Oh yeah? Wow, that's great!" *huge fake smile*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellona View Post
    This one girl that used to work at my old club during day shift said she was previously partners in a Law firm.
    It was so ridiculous but I used to pretend I believed her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
    I think she was a meth-head.
    LOL. Yeh I never call people out on their lies coz I don't really like confrontations but I often wonder why people feel the need to tell lies.

    One girl said she was the daughter of our previous Prime Minister.
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    I had a girl tell me she always goes to Los Angeles because it's filled with movie stars who go to strip clubs and she always makes $50,000 a month.

    I was like... I just moved from there you effing liar.


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    One girl claimed to be a Victoria's Secret model, a lawyer and she hung out at the Playboy mansion. If so why the fuck are you dancing in Virginia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I had a girl tell me she always goes to Los Angeles because it's filled with movie stars who go to strip clubs and she always makes $50,000 a month.

    I was like... I just moved from there you effing liar.
    You confronted her? how did she respond?




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    You confronted her? how did she respond?
    She said I must've not been there recently because she always made that money and worked at Spearmint Rhino in LA and it had that money!!! And I went.. yeah... I worked there, too. She just went, "Yeah well, the money is soooo good!!"

    She just wouldn't give it up.


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    hahaha, what a loser to lie about that. you should ask her about stage fees and tipout there if you get bored and want more entertainment




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    I heard one girl saying she made a ridiculous amount of money ($1000+). It was a dead dayshift. I knew she was lying. There were only 10 girls and a handful of customers. You'd have to meet her to understand. Why do dancers lie about money? What's the purpose, you know?

    She told me, and I was like, "Oh yeah? Wow, that's great!" *huge fake smile*
    It's possible. I've banked when it's dead by making a shitload off 1 customer. Now if you didn't see her in VIP or dancing non-stop or drinking with a regular, then yeah, I question it.

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    I know it's definitely possible. It just didn't happen that day She did none of the above and I saw her mostly at the bar by herself. I have no idea why she felt like she needed to lie about it. Oh well...whatever! I better get used to it, right?
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    That is really sad she feels the need to lie about it........ our income doesn't define our self-worth, just the worth of our bank accounts

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    I know a bunch of girls who lie outrageously about what they make. And voluntarily too..nobody asks them how much they made that day...??

    But I worked with one girl who lied ALL the time. Mostly about her boyfriend. First he was in the band Slipknot(then she would call him Kevin and tripped over her tounge when I said there was nobody named Kevin in Slipknot). THEN he had just got back from Iraq. THEN he was a trust fund baby and she was getting $50 million when they get married...blah blah.....

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    Oh I have a favourite. I remember this girl because the lying was so hilarious. I hope she's not on here - if you are, I'm not judging you as a person, and I'm sure you are just very insecure and don't realize how transparent the lies are - but it really was very funny.

    So she informs us, extremely snottily that she has a college degree, and when we were not impressed, informed us it was from Harvard. Is this possible? Based on these fact, yes. But wait. She informs us that she got this degree in between touring the world as a feature dancer, recovering from a dangerous crack addiction and dancing for 3 years in Florida. She was 23. Does this seem less likely now? Yes, but still possible? Loosely possible. I mean, doubtful, but could it conceivably happen? So wait. She then informs us that she is an accomplished writer and a business woman and that she and her partner are in complicated business negotiation to take over a major publishing house. Why does this savvy business woman want a publishing empire in addition to being a stripper, you might ask? Why, in order to publish her work, of course - remember the accomplished writer part of her story? She is a skilled and applauded writer of... poetry. She then informed me that she had skipped getting a B.A. and a Masters in favour of going directly to an associates degree because "nobody is going to just give a huge publishing business to someone that has some stupid B.A." I think the best part was when I asked her where she had been previously published and she preened slightly and informed me that she had be published in Reader Digest.

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    They like to ask 'what else I do' or 'what do you do?'.

    One time I told them that I used to be a doctor, but I got fired for experimenting on anesthetized patients. My professional career was ruined, I was being sued and put on probation, so my only choice was to dance naked for a living. He was totally buying it. Telling lies to drunk men is my favourite past time.
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    there was a girl at work that said she was a brain surgeon and was totally serious about it, then another girl that says she used to be miss new jersey...if you saw her you would totally laugh

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    LOL this is why I will never again become friends w/ strippers where I work. The ones I began to have a friendship with revealed to me shortly they were not trustworthy and compulsive liars.

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    There was a girl in CA who got on television and lied before the cameras about how much she made. She claimed to make over $1,000 a night just from dancing. Gee, how the hell is it possible to make that amount from dancing when the club is ALWAYS dead? Also the fact that she would put in long hours to go in and sit there for FREE. I talked with girls before the club lost business and they only averaged $200 per day.

    I had to stop being friends with one girl because of the ridiculous lies she told. First she claimed that she had moved to the nightshift. When she got caught sneaking on to nights, she got fired and dared to claim that the morning shift manager was threatning her. When I asked what he had said to make her feel she was being threatened, she said that she had overheard him talking to someone about her and he said "Oh I know ----" So I asked how that was a threat and she didn't have an answer. I started working at another club later and she followed. Then one day she dared to claim that the GM was jealous of her. I asked why would she think the GM was jealous of her and she said "Because she told me that I can't make up my own shift." She had been hired to work days and she tried to sneak in on nights AGAIN. She also claimed to speak spanish but no one ever heard her conversing with anyone in spanish. All she knew were a handful of phrases.

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    One girl claimed to have dated Jeremy Piven and been in the show, Entourage. She did live in Vegas for awhile, but her stories never seemed believable. She also said she made $2K a night at the Spearmint Rhino. I was like, "Wow, why on earth would you come back to Indiana if you were doing so well in Vegas?" and she came up with some crazy ass story about getting wrapped up in a relationship with some Mafia guy.

    You'd have to see her to know how funny the stories were. She was kind of cute, but her hair looked like she stuck her finger in a light socket and her ass and legs were way too big to believe she got hired in all of the best clubs in Vegas.

    The funny thing about compulsive liars like that are that they never know when to shut up. If you want people to believe you, tell one crazy story, not ten. She'd just go on and on about this shit. It was fairly entertaining, but she was a bitch.

    Another girl would tell everyone she was in med school, but she was like 35 and a very serious drunk/druggie. And she slept with all of her regulars. She was something else.

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    Oh I have a favourite. I remember this girl because the lying was so hilarious. I hope she's not on here - if you are, I'm not judging you as a person, and I'm sure you are just very insecure and don't realize how transparent the lies are - but it really was very funny.

    So she informs us, extremely snottily that she has a college degree, and when we were not impressed, informed us it was from Harvard. Is this possible? Based on these fact, yes. But wait. She informs us that she got this degree in between touring the world as a feature dancer, recovering from a dangerous crack addiction and dancing for 3 years in Florida. She was 23. Does this seem less likely now? Yes, but still possible? Loosely possible. I mean, doubtful, but could it conceivably happen? So wait. She then informs us that she is an accomplished writer and a business woman and that she and her partner are in complicated business negotiation to take over a major publishing house. Why does this savvy business woman want a publishing empire in addition to being a stripper, you might ask? Why, in order to publish her work, of course - remember the accomplished writer part of her story? She is a skilled and applauded writer of... poetry. She then informed me that she had skipped getting a B.A. and a Masters in favour of going directly to an associates degree because "nobody is going to just give a huge publishing business to someone that has some stupid B.A." I think the best part was when I asked her where she had been previously published and she preened slightly and informed me that she had be published in Reader Digest.

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    It may seem like a minor trespass but I swear, if I had a single dollar for every girl who I've worked with who's lied about being Brazilian, I'd be wealthy enough to quit stripping. If you're going to lie about where you were born, PLEASE do yourself a favor and look at a map of said region and be able to answer at least simple questions. Every time this happens, I feel like my national pride and identity are being reduced to a petty sales technique. And that makes me a sad panda.
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    She then informed me that she had skipped getting a B.A. and a Masters in favour of going directly to an associates degree because "nobody is going to just give a huge publishing business to someone that has some stupid B.A."


    Lol this must've been the same girl that stopped by my bartending job this weekend.. I was studying for one of my RN tests, since I'm in nursing school.. and no sooner did she pick up my book flip through it and say.. "Man that stuff is easy, now when you're a geography major like me.. now that when you have to study.." Fine everyone has there biases, but then I asked her if she was taking summer classes too, she said no but because she is such a genius they gave her the fall syllabus and let her complete the work over summer so she can be ahead.. i even let that go.. but when she said she was finishing up her bachelors in 3 years so she could move on to get her associates, is when I was done listening.. "

    I always thought she was a hooker (my job is next door to a motel).. and now in my head I've confirmed it

    Afterall no one is going to hire you without an associates, especially when so many people only have their masters degree .."

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    I work with an older dancer (about 35-40 in a club full of 20 somethings) who is always drunk. She has claimed...

    That she has a portal to another dimension in her house and she's a medium. She wears a pewter pentagram (Spencer's Gifts 4 lyfe) in our club, which is in the heart of the Bible Belt.

    She has a master's degree in mathematics. She said this after I answered someone's multiplication question really quickly (my Matilda-like talent). Some girl was counting her money at the end of the night and had it divided into piles. She asked something like "What's 20 times 27 plus 10 times 13 plus 5 times 17 plus 37?" and I answered immediately and crazy girl snaps at me "I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT IF I WASN'T DRUNK. I HAVE A MASTER'S IN MATH-A-MAT-ICKS!" like she was mad at me. Keep in mind, I was drunk too. LOLZ.

    She constantly talks about how everyone tells her she looks soooo young. She looks OLDER than she is because she smokes and drinks. I finally snapped at her that she sounds like a tardo talking about that all the time.

    She claims to not have had plastic surgery, but she has obvious gigantic cheek implants, a Michael Jackson nose, lips that look like they were caught in a pool drain, and she obviously has implants.

    God, I hate that girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    I work with an older dancer (about 35-40 in a club full of 20 somethings)

    She claims to not have had plastic surgery, but she has obvious gigantic cheek implants, a Michael Jackson nose, lips that look like they were caught in a pool drain, and she obviously has implants.
    I think I know this woman.

    Perhaps there is a "token old lady" at every club?
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    LMAO at the associate's vs master's/bachelor's thing.

    I haven't heard anything too wild, only one compulsive liar that I know of that liked to tell everybody that she was pregnant though I'm now quite certain that she wasn't .

    Some girls really like to contradict themselves though. A short lived "token old lady" left the club early last night pissed about how dead it was. She was going on to me how she wasn't going to be back and how she didn't need the money because she had another job and just wanted to do it to have fun. Then when the bartender came back to the DR to figure out what the fuck was going on she said she'd made $40 and she was just going to take it and go without tipping anyone or whatnot and let people be mad at her because she "really needed the money".

    Similarly at another club this irritating negative chick was talking on the phone to someone about how she was good at what she does. No less than 30 seconds later she hangs up and sighs about how she's not making money and thus sucks at being a stripper... while in the DR of course.
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