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    i worked last night and there were like 6 younger guys in 3 piece suits that bought 2 bottles of moet to look cool, didn't offer any dancers a glass, didn't get dances, and pulled the "you're so beautiful, what are you doing working here?" do i really have to answer that question lol....

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    because people don't pass me on the street and hand me money cause I'm beautiful....
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    ^^^^

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    My hustle mainly involves showing middle-aged men how smart I am and I can bank on it. I often get the "you're too smart to be here!" line.

    Can someone please tell me what is not smart about making $100/hour while you are in school??

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    Hahaha, see usually here I will be a total smart ass. Not in a mean way, but just to point out how idiotic that line is!

    If he says "You're so beautiful, what are you doing here." I usually look at him cross-eyed and say, I can start drooling too if that'll help.

    "you're too smart to be working here." I say "Oh. Sorry. I'll try to dumb it down a bit for ya so you can feel better about it. "

    I cannot STAND either one of those statements, and if I am in a particularly bitchy mood I'll flat out ask "So, strippers are supposed to be ugly and or stupid? Seems a bit counter productive, dontchya think? And I'm not sure, but as I recall I had to look hot to get hired...so maybe this is something you should take up with management? But if dumb and ugly are what you came here expecting, I'm sure I can find someone who meets that criteria for you." *Again, I only spit this out if the guy is a douche and bugging me (and I have bad PMS)*




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    "you're too smart/too beautiful/whatever to work here"

    means

    "i'm seriously trying to get you OTC"

    those are just flattery compliments that customers -think- you want to hear.

    and as i've said before, the "i'd feel bad getting a dance from you, because you're so smart/pretty/etc" line really just means "you don't seem like you give enough action for" or it could mean "i'm too cheap to spend money here.... but i'm seriously trying to get you OTC".

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    I love the "dumb it down"!! Thanks ExoticEngineer!!!!

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    Hehehe, thanks, usually I'll add a little hair twist and toss my head around a lot and say in a squeaky voice "Like, Oh My God, I'm like, Soooooo into you!" then I'll ask "was that better? I can keep working on it..."

    I usually do all that while laughing or smiling so they don't know just how much that comment irks me...but then again, I am a goofball anyway so it works for me a bit.




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    the dousche bag in particular that i was talking to was trying to get my number, im like uh this is not a dating service!

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    I always say, "well if I weren't here then you'd be complaining that this club was full of ugly chicks...is that what you want"







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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica0585 View Post
    i worked last night and there were like 6 younger guys in 3 piece suits that bought 2 bottles of moet to look cool, didn't offer any dancers a glass, didn't get dances, and pulled the "you're so beautiful, what are you doing working here?" do i really have to answer that question lol....
    This line irritates me every time! Especially because 99.9 percent of the time it comes out of the mouth of someone who just turned down a dance/V.I.P. and is just trying to waste my time. I usually say, "well, where should I be working, McDonald's?" Might as well use my looks to my advantage.

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    Wow, I love the comebacks...... I hate hate hate when they say that too.

    "Funny thing is that's what all the guys said to me when I was working at McDonalds too"

    "Well cool, I was looking for a SugarDaddy, good timing rents almost due"

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    Default Re: the you're so beautiful line

    these are guys who think what we really want is to be some man's live-in whore (wife if we're really good at sucking cock, cooking, and cleaning...and super lucky). stripping is what we have to settle for. these are the same guys who say things like 'omg, if i were a chick, i'd be such a slut'.

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