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    Default Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    Okay, maybe its not an age thing, but Ive noticed that sometimes there's a huge difference between men in this region, and sometimes you have to be EXTREMELY careful while dancing for older men suffering from saggy ball syndrome...the other day I wasn't paying attention and accidentally pinched a guy really hard between my ass and the couch...is it age or not? Im scared now..

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    Default Re: Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    Lol at "saggy ball syndrome!" What did the guy say? I don't think there's a correlation between the age and the uh, "quality" of the balls... Maybe I'll google it.

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    Okay, maybe its not an age thing, but Ive noticed that sometimes there's a huge difference between men in this region, and sometimes you have to be EXTREMELY careful while dancing for older men suffering from saggy ball syndrome...the other day I wasn't paying attention and accidentally pinched a guy really hard between my ass and the couch...is it age or not? Im scared now..

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    Default Re: Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    Doesn't everything sag more with age?

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    Mmm, I don't remember the conversation after that point, but he didn't look so happy. Needless to say there was no repeat dance. Hahahahaha.

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    i think that everything does sag with age, but maybe its not so much the age but the packaging...briefs, boxer briefs, boxers...ah HA!! Anyone else agree that this makes a profound difference?!

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    Default Re: Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    I just told my boyfriend about this story and this is what he says, and I quote:

    "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

    Maybe I should ask him to check out guys' balls at the gym so he can give us information whether there is a relation between age and balls sagging. He might get punched, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by callah44 View Post
    i think that everything does sag with age, but maybe its not so much the age but the packaging...briefs, boxer briefs, boxers...ah HA!! Anyone else agree that this makes a profound difference?!

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    Hahahaha!!! I LOVE that idea Czarina!! The day that it happened we were in VIP, and I think I got him back there by waking up to him and saying, "hello benjamin"...he didnt remember who I was but I remembered him...since then I have seen him and I didnt even receive so much as a head nod...lol. I dont really blame him...but I do regret doing that because he had $$$$ and time!!

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    Benjamin should get over it soon! It's not your fault his balls are all depressed and saggy and all that! Lol

    I'm seriously googling for this topic, someone stop me!

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    Maybe some guys are just in the market for sag-o-plasty...this isn't very nice but every time I see him now I start giggling...I can't help it....I felt like such a dork. Hehe

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    I wonder if they get saggy with age. I know some younger guys can have saggy balls though. I accidentally snapped a pic of a friend's balls when he was mooning someone, and they were hanging waaay low! And he isn't old.

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    OMG, speaking of young saggy balls, where's that Cisco Adler photo when you need it?

    here it is, most definitely NSFW, don't say I didn't warn you.

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    my god man. Those things should have their own pant leg!

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    Default Re: Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    a guys balls are considered an organ so when they get too hot they sag away from the body to prevent overheating. same for when they get cold, thats what shrinkage is all about :-)

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    Haha, Susan, Cisco Adler was the first thing I thought of when I read this.

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    Default Re: Old Man Balls, Lesson One

    I couldn't resist replying. Personally, I have seen more old guy genitalia than I can count, and I have to add that as men get older it does seem to start sagging more. The whole package just seems to start loosing it's shape and starts resembling one shapeless sack. Just my observations.

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