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*Sniff* *Sniff*
Do i got cooties or something?
I go into a club tonight i haven't been in in like 13 months (This is important, it might as well be a new club), it's raining outside (pretty hard) so it's not too busy inside (important as well), not so busy dancers outnumber anyone but busy enough that i got my pick of places to sit except for the bar and a few tables, but girls are on stage are going whole sets with no one tipping them.
A little background, i got home from work, took off my button up and put on a white short sleeve no collar but no t-shirt-shirt, and did nothing else. I wore the same navy blue slacks i wore to work, same pull on leather shoes, same belt. I have to admit i haven't shaved in a few days (I don't like shaving unless my job makes me, which mine doesn't unless you look like Mr. Homeless) i figure "men have hair on their faces, deal with it."
I tip every dancer that goes on stage. I'm not sitting in gynecologist row but I'm going to the stage and tipping her. Some other guys are but they are all tipping a single or two. The dancers were all smiles when i was there (naturally, if i'm there on a slow night i try to pay attention to what other guys are tipping and outtip them if i can) but they ALL bee-lined for the bar once they got down. All kept sitting with the same guys, and i kept sitting nursing my friggin beer and my thoughts.
Now, i figure regulars, regulars, regulars, but ALL THE GIRLS.
Now, i'm not too butthurt about this, but i was in gear i could have worn to work on Friday (hell, you can wear jeans on Friday, i had just replaced my hot ass button up for a white short sleeved shirt, so i was better dressed than my Fridays usually are).
Any thoughts? I'm not looking for encouragement on what whackos they are for leaving a "prime cut" like me sit (ha ha ha), i'd like to know how to proactively not have this happen again!
As a customer, if it doesn't take tipping twice as much as the guy next to you to get a dancer to sit with you what does it take?
Did i just come in on a weird night? Seemed like one to me.



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