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    Default Mwahahahahah!!! How the tables have turned.

    My, my, my, how quickly the tables have turned. You all saw the break up email I got from the military dude. Well, he's been emailing me ever since then, telling me he cares about me so much and yadda, yadda, yadda. Well, here is an email I got from him last night (This is one of 3 emails he sent last night after calling me 8 times)

    girl i been trying to call you but no answer wat you iggin me i keep thinking about you all the time and i want to see if we can work on things i know i hurt you but i want us to be friends and talk we need to get our finances straight before we get into a commited relationship i don't want to burden you with my problems but if you care bout me the way you say you do then i think you would at least think about this if we was meant to be together then we will but if you think bout me the way i think bout you then you can't just move on so answer my emails girl before i kick your ass lol but i really do miss you and tell fitz and your friends fuck them i know they been talking bout me lol but tell me how you feel

    So to top it off, I just accidently answered a call from a number I didn't recognize. (I was texting on my phone when the call came through and the button I hit answered the call) It was him. He's telling me that he doesn't want me to move on and he only broke up with me because he was mad at something I said. He said the reason he emailed the break up instead of calling was because he didn't really want to do it. Blah, blah, blah. I LOVE being the one in control. I haven't answered any of his emails and he poured his heart out on the phone and my response to him?...."Oh." LMAO! He feels like shit and now he's "willing to do ANYTHING" to get me back. Little does he know I'm dating (Not yet boyfriend) a sexy italian guy that I met a month ago and I could care less about his efforts to get me back.
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    Default Re: Mwahahahahah!!! How the tables have turned.

    good. ignore the fucktard. the best revenge is to live well and move on.

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    hahahahaha good for you! on to better things, you deserve it.
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    Ignore him and his lack of punctuation!!!!

    Good for you for moving on.






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    You won Sparkleeyez! Now, tell us about this Italian boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkleeyz View Post
    answer my emails girl before i kick your ass
    Um, at this point, I'd be calling a couple of my male relatives to go "talk" to him.

    Sooooooo replaceable.............

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    yeah bye bye. All you need to say is "you can leave MY p[hone and the money you owe me at _____address by next week" Thank you and good luck.

    Thats it. If you dont get your stuff in a week...call the cops. he now threatened to kick your ass AND he owes you money. He can think about it in jail.

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    Oh, that whole "I'll kick your ass" thing is something we used to say to each other when we were together, I'd say it if I called and he didn't answer and vice versa. He wasn't being serious.

    But yes, the sexy Italian guy.....Hehehehe. LOL. He is soooo sexy. He's 5'9, tan skin, brown eyes, black hair, sexy smile BUT he's 5 years younger than me. I'm 25 and he's 20. I'm not used to dating anyone younger than me but he's fuckin sexy and he worships the ground I walk on. He thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. We're taking it slow. He's very sweet and attentive and he's really, how do I say? He's a care taker. He refuses to let me pay for anything even though I make so much more than him. He's already introduced me to his family. He's just a gentleman and it's a nice change from the ass holes I usually date.
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    Yay ! good for you fuck him!

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    Default Re: Mwahahahahah!!! How the tables have turned.

    Quote Originally Posted by sparkleeyz View Post
    But yes, the sexy Italian guy.....Hehehehe. LOL. He is soooo sexy. He's 5'9, tan skin, brown eyes, black hair, sexy smile BUT he's 5 years younger than me. I'm 25 and he's 20. I'm not used to dating anyone younger than me but he's fuckin sexy and he worships the ground I walk on. He thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. We're taking it slow. He's very sweet and attentive and he's really, how do I say? He's a care taker. He refuses to let me pay for anything even though I make so much more than him. He's already introduced me to his family. He's just a gentleman and it's a nice change from the ass holes I usually date.


    Love Italian boys.

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    That's always good to have the power. The hurt he gave to you came back to him just like it always does. Good job on the willpower to not give in. Us women sometimes have a problem with that but you're strong. Good luck with the new guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkleeyz View Post

    But yes, the sexy Italian guy.....Hehehehe. LOL. He is soooo sexy. He's 5'9, tan skin, brown eyes, black hair, sexy smile BUT he's 5 years younger than me. I'm 25 and he's 20. I'm not used to dating anyone younger than me but he's fuckin sexy and he worships the ground I walk on. He thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. We're taking it slow. He's very sweet and attentive and he's really, how do I say? He's a care taker. He refuses to let me pay for anything even though I make so much more than him. He's already introduced me to his family. He's just a gentleman and it's a nice change from the ass holes I usually date.
    Sounds exactly what you need right now, enjoy it, have fun.

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    Good for you! Does the Italian guy use punctuation and capital letters?

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    Default Re: Mwahahahahah!!! How the tables have turned.

    ^^

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    ^ more importantly, does he have a wife. jk

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    Oh, this is hilarious! Lol. He was probably surprised that, after the "breakup" email, you didn't beg him, cry to him, and walk over to his house on your knees, flagellating yourself and lamenting all the while. Guys like this have a need for everyone to love and admire them, and their egos are so warped that they figure it's impossible for people to feel otherwise. So, your sensible response confuzzles him. His latest email is a desperate cry for validation. Congrats on being a rockin' person who can see this loser for what he is...lol

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    DumP THE RUn-On SENTENce!!!! YAY For Hot ITALiAn BOY!!!

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    Ha, I saw this coming a mile away. You gave a lot to him and now he misses his suger momma. Did he ever return your phone?

    Oh, and trying to claim that his original break-up email was because he was mad about something you said? What an idiot. That's either true and he's immature and controlling or the worst lie that I've heard in a looooong time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Good for you! Does the Italian guy use punctuation and capital letters?

    LMAO! Yes, thank goodness. And he pluralizes when necessarry. I was so sick of hearing/reading "That why....that right....what wrong?"
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