So last night went really well for me...I was the top earner at my club last night...YAY!!!I was really excited about that. Well, I spent almost the whole night with this one guy who was really weird, and IMO, a little on the obsessive and stalker side. I made most of my $$$ off of this guy...he bought me drink after drink after drink which made my drink commission go really well. I am also proud of myself because I only had 1 drink last night...YAY again!
SOOO, after I get off of stage, I go over to make my hustle. About 10 min later, this guy is talking about how much he likes me, how I'm the girl of his dreams, and that he wants to do SOOO much to me...so I'm like whatever...act like I give a damn and laugh and play into it. But the longer the night went on, the more "obsessive" he became. He pushed other girls away, refused to tip any of them, and when I went to the bathroom to take a potty break, he actually got the barmaid to come back to the DR and tell her that I need to hurry up because he's not done talking to me...
So I go back, even though I don't want to because he's been acting like an ass and acting way to weird...but at the same time, I was BANKING off of this guy. The girls were like, "You better stay your ass over there and make that $$$."...So I did. So, he keeps asking me for a date and I say no, then he gets mad and says that I'm fucking him over...whatever. I just want my $$$.
The whole night he was getting way out of line...he got mad because he couldn't put the money into my thong...(on nightshift if we don't have a garter the tips have to be thrown on stage), he got mad because he wanted to kiss me and I ABSOLUTELY would NOT let him...(EWWW!!!)...and when he 1st walked into the club, he came in wearing headphones because he didn't like the music we were playing...(which was no different than what he was listening to on his IPOD)...so after like being in the club for 5 hrs, he decides to leave...I was SOOO relieved...
Now I've had my fair share of "You're so pretty"..."I like you" type of talk, but never "You're the girl of my dreams" and "I would do anything for you"...It really made me paranoid. Trust me, if you were to talk to this guy in person, it would creep you out too.
So he knows that I work dayshift today...I'm not complaining because he is a potential customer and thats perfectly fine with me...but I don't know how much of the "I'm in love with you" talk I can tolerate any longer. Everyone knew he was a weirdo when he 1st walked in. It's really my 1st experience with someone like that. Honestly, I was paranoid that he was going to be waiting outside until the club closed...I don't know...I know its stupid but in a way its kind of scary for me because I've never dealt with a customer like this before.



I was really excited about that. Well, I spent almost the whole night with this one guy who was really weird, and IMO, a little on the obsessive and stalker side. I made most of my $$$ off of this guy...he bought me drink after drink after drink which made my drink commission go really well. I am also proud of myself because I only had 1 drink last night...YAY again!
So I did. So, he keeps asking me for a date and I say no, then he gets mad and says that I'm fucking him over...whatever. I just want my $$$.
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