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    Default You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    1) Your babies nap time is stripperweb time - even when your babies nap time is 3 hours long.

    2) You'd rather be on stripperweb than "do it".

    3) When doing something that is boring you think, "I could be on stripperweb right now"

    4) It is so hard to stay off that you think of doing something like hiding your lap top in the basement for a week or wondering if Pryce could maybe lock you out for a few days.

    I'll think of more later...
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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you are signing on before your eyes are fully open in the morning

    When you check your Blackberry for SW updates sitting in the bank waiting for your turn

    When something happens and the first thing your husband says is "you're going to tell your stripper friends about this arent you?"

    LOL!

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    When your top 8 myspace friends are all girls from SW.
    When you read a thread about a new lush product and immediately go in search of it.
    When your "pictures" file are all sized down pictures of boobs, stripper heels, poles, and the lower half of your body...

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you check SW updates before you check your email.



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    When you're having a conversation irl and every other sentence starts with " There was a thread on SW about......" My husband says it's my version of "This one time at band camp.....".

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    When you check SW updates before you check your email.
    Took the words out of my mouth!

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    How about I rarely even check my email.

    I check this from my phone

    I refer to things I know in life based on the knowledge I obtained on here.

    I found I can talk about this site with beauty tips, funny stories in front of others with my boyfriend by calling it only SW

    It's a running joke that If I heard about it on SW "it must be true"
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    My friend and I discuss stuff that happens on here and when other people overhear and ask what we're talking about we're just like, "erm... this friend of mine, far far away..."

    Also the first place I want to ask when I have a personal dilemma is here. I know I'll always get some really great advice.

    I think its appropriate that this is my "Goddess" post. Yayyy me!

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you try to sign into your email account with your SW username and password and wonder why it won't work.

    When you constantly bring up SW stories to your friends in real life and start with, 'One of my friends...'

    When you feel like you actually know half the members on here although you have never met them in real life.
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    When all of your academic 'breaks' (like, ohhh, I think I'll put this essay/textbook/research aside for just five minutes... er, ok fine, 10 minutes... alright, 20... ) are consumed by compulsive SW-checking.

    When half the funny shit you tell your boyfriend & parents starts with "so I was reading this thread on my dancer forum..."

    When the SW screen is usually the last thing to go before you turn off the computer at night and the first screen to appear in the morning.


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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you know all the best news and gossip 10 minutes before the rest of the world.

    (Seriously girls, how do we all do this?!)


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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When every time you start to tell your SO "There was this thread on SW..." you think "They must be getting really tired of hearing about SW by now."

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    ....When your PC's backgrounds all come from postings in Picture Post....

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    How about when you get irritated that nothing new has been posted in the last 10 minutes because it forces you to go do other things!!

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lgrant98001 View Post
    When every time you start to tell your SO "There was this thread on SW..." you think "They must be getting really tired of hearing about SW by now."
    I can see why YOUR significant other would be tired of it.

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    That you know you'll be staying till the end.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    I just had a baby last sunday and I signed on about 4 hrs after giving birth.

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    Congratulations on the new baby! Boy or girl? What did you name him/her?
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    lol some of our members got online while in labor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    lol some of our members got online while in labor.
    Thats awesome!! "owwww..owwww" "do you need to go to the hospital yet honey" "NO..I NEED to know customer said something stupid today"

    LOLOLOL

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    Bouncers at my club call SW my boyfriend...

    Whenever I'm in the locker room on my phone I'm checking up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    When you're having a conversation irl and every other sentence starts with " There was a thread on SW about......" My husband says it's my version of "This one time at band camp.....".
    so true!

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you need to pee, but think `In a minute`

    `In a minute`

    `In a minute`

    `In a minute`
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Well I'm in 94 wind gusts...in a tornado...stationed underground at Bestbuy...I got hit by a car with 2 kids in the car...

    and I'm making a post
    as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy

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    Default Re: You know You're Addicted to SW When...

    When you know what an "asshat" is.

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