Results 1 to 25 of 25

Thread: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

  1. #1
    Curious Guest
    Joined
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    2
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    from howard stern: (nws obviously)

  2. #2
    God/dess Lysondra's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Another Country
    Posts
    18,664
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 148 Times in 100 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    I always wondered why 'not safe for work' warnings were on a place where everyone who works in a strip club using an adult site already.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

  3. #3
    God/dess ViolaStrings's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    4,219
    Thanks
    84
    Thanked 236 Times in 120 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Nightmares.

  4. #4
    Featured Member Hatshepsut's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2007
    Location
    USA, in a notoriously stripper-unfriendly city
    Posts
    1,780
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Oh my god... how did they get the guys on the show? I'd be ashamed to be so lacking.
    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

  5. #5
    Veteran Member JDanielle's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    235
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Oh my god... how did they get the guys on the show? I'd be ashamed to be so lacking.
    Everyone has a price, I guess.

    Throughout this whole thing I just kept trying to imagine what I would do if I brought a guy home and he took his pants off to reveal one of those winners. I really, really wish I could see what they look like erect.

    I'm rooting for Paul, who literally looks like he's packin' a vag.
    "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
    -Mark Twain

  6. #6
    God/dess ViolaStrings's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    4,219
    Thanks
    84
    Thanked 236 Times in 120 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    ^ that happened to me once, and I literally ended the encounter right then and there. Sad thing was, I had dated him for a period of time previous to that, and he was a pretty nice guy. It was literally three inches. I held out for the whole package, and now I have a great BF with an 8 inch thick dick. I was not going to end up with (or have sex with) someone with a micro penis. Just... no, no, no, no, NO! SIZE MATTERS.

  7. #7
    Featured Member Hatshepsut's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2007
    Location
    USA, in a notoriously stripper-unfriendly city
    Posts
    1,780
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

  8. #8
    Veteran Member omfgbarbie's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    NYC-MIAMI
    Posts
    210
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    oh my GOD!!!!
    i am scarred for life
    thats so sad

  9. #9
    MsQwerty
    Guest

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Wow.
    Good onthose guys forexposing themselves, I bet it was liberating for some!

    This is a really good documentry about penis size!

  10. #10
    God/dess jaizaine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    melbourne australia
    Posts
    10,144
    Thanks
    328
    Thanked 219 Times in 133 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    This was posted by a curious guest on their first post. Hehe were u on the show??

    I think 5 to 6 inches is good!!!

    Im watching it now but they were so mean to the first guy, I didn't like the things they said to him and that woman said he should have a breast reduction and penis enlargement. Obviously he is comfortable with himself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

  11. #11
    Member vixy's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    20
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    OMFG!!! That's really bad & sad!!

    I think 6'' is perfect... not too big not too small!! hehe
    ***BrunetteBombshell***

  12. #12
    Curious Guest
    Joined
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    2
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    those guys are very brave showing their small penises

  13. #13
    Featured Member txchick008's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    Posts
    1,101
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 15 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Just... no, no, no, no, NO! SIZE MATTERS.
    Preach on sista, preach on!!!!!!!!

    I think 7" is perfect, (although 6" can satisy me just fine). 8"-9" is just too scary for me! LOL!
    Kamryn
    Add me on MySpace:
    Check out my newbie blog:


  14. #14
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,945
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    This only reinforces my belief that Howard Stern and his show are garbage.

  15. #15
    Veteran Member italianbeauty's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    284
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!

    You'll have to excuse me, I'm going to go hug his dick right now...

  16. #16
    Member ValerieGA's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    72
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    hehehehe.
    That's my bebeh, Pumpkin------>[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  17. #17
    Featured Member iambonbon05's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Dear God plz send money to Oregon K luv you bye
    Posts
    1,621
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 24 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    I wonder if they have to sit to pee?
    Order Avon through my website!


    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    (Being Catholic never truly leaves you. It's a lifelong disease.)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

  18. #18
    Member
    Joined
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    27
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    this was disappointing. their dicks were flacid. i was hoping to see some hard-ons the size of my thumb

  19. #19
    God/dess loveandluxury's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2008
    Location
    In my box
    Posts
    2,358
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    I couldn't see t Guess I didn't miss much? No pun intended.

    Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.
    - George Bernard Shaw

  20. #20
    God/dess VegasPrincess's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Location
    MKE
    Posts
    4,660
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 182 Times in 40 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    That was unfuckingbelievable!! I really think some of those guys may have some weird cromosone stuff going on....because....that's not normal!

    Did you see the guy with one ball who was still a virgin? That sucks!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

  21. #21
    God/dess jaizaine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    melbourne australia
    Posts
    10,144
    Thanks
    328
    Thanked 219 Times in 133 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Quote Originally Posted by baby Q View Post
    this was disappointing. their dicks were flacid. i was hoping to see some hard-ons the size of my thumb
    LOL I wanted someone to bar up too!!! Esp the guy who u couldnt see any visible penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

  22. #22
    God/dess ViolaStrings's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    4,219
    Thanks
    84
    Thanked 236 Times in 120 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    That was unfuckingbelievable!! I really think some of those guys may have some weird cromosone stuff going on....because....that's not normal!
    NOPE. NOT NORMAL AT ALL. I would never be with a guy like that and potentially pass along the inside your body penis genes to my son.

  23. #23
    Featured Member txchick008's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    Posts
    1,101
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 15 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Can you imagine meeting some really gorgeous guy - and everything was going sooo perfectly....and then you find out that his penis looks like THAT?

    What the hell....

    I wonder if surgery would even help them.
    Kamryn
    Add me on MySpace:
    Check out my newbie blog:


  24. #24
    God/dess jaizaine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    melbourne australia
    Posts
    10,144
    Thanks
    328
    Thanked 219 Times in 133 Posts

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    ^^
    I dont have to imagine coz it happened to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

  25. #25
    Member
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    18
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: 1st Annual Small Penis Contest (video NWS)

    Those guys are a lot braver than me. I posted a pic in the dick pics thread and it didn't go too well, but at least it was anonymous.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 47
    Last Post: 11-01-2019, 09:14 PM
  2. Replies: 14
    Last Post: 03-01-2010, 04:47 PM
  3. contest results and eye opening video
    By undressjess in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-10-2008, 06:51 PM
  4. 2nd Annual SCJ NFL Playoffs Contest
    By doc-catfish in forum General Board
    Replies: 79
    Last Post: 02-08-2005, 08:12 PM
  5. Replies: 80
    Last Post: 05-15-2004, 08:49 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •