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    Fancygirl and I did our own exchange (but mine hasn't gone out yet) and the fuckin' bitch!!!!!

    She wrapped my presents in a giant ball off wool yarn with a note 'Hope you're not allergic.'

    So I spent twenty minutes in my backyard unwinding yarn.

    AND SHE SHOVED GLITTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BALL!!!!


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    you look like a little kid on christmas. cute.


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    hehehe, thats funny!




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    wow. glad I am not the only weird personality on this site.

    that's funny
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    THAT IS SOME ECCENTRIC ASS weirdness!
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    OMG that's hilarious!
    Conducting myself in a terribly sexy fashion on and

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    Hahahaha! I would do some stuff like that.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    wow. glad I am not the only weird personality on this site.
    You havent been paying attention!!

    Lys...she did that with mine too in the last exchange I did!!(no yarn..but a fuckton of glitter) I had a glitter explosion in my living room!! I didnt vacuum for 2 days though..it was so pretty! My cats rolled it in so I had glitter cats!

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    Mother fuckin' dirty ho HIDES glitter. You think you're all glitter free and BOOM HIDDEN GLITTER POCKET. Fancyhobag.


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    Glad you finally got it. I can't believe out of all that crap you're bitchin' bout the yarn!

    I hope Customs didn't take everything but the yarn I sent that package two Thursdays ago and I was like, "uhmigaaaaah!" thinking it'd been opened because I had to tape it so much. Bleh! *trudges back to airline ticket reservation hell*

    edit: and I prefer dirty "whore." I am NOT a garden tool! Shpanks!
    edit2: guess you're not allergic, huh? there goes my attempt to bump my nefarious gift wrapping up a notch.

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    haahah i used to wrap presents in dukt tape i never thought about glitter int he middle! that is a good idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    My cats rolled it in so I had glitter cats!
    I want glitter cats did you take pics of ur sparkley friends?




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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    You havent been paying attention!!

    Lys...she did that with mine too in the last exchange I did!!(no yarn..but a fuckton of glitter) I had a glitter explosion in my living room!! I didnt vacuum for 2 days though..it was so pretty! My cats rolled it in so I had glitter cats!
    Lyssie never pays attention-- she just likes to bitch about glitter. I swear, you could get her everything she ever wanted in life, wrap it up and hide some glitter in there, and all she'd go on about when she got the presents would be the damn glitter.

    and yet Lysondra has already gotten gifties from me in the past-- she knows the drill. I is a glittercat

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    Oh! Oh! and I was waiting to tell you this, but I bought the same board game for myself-- so if there's a way to play long distance wizardology, we can!

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    OH AWESOME!

    Did I forget to mention what FG got me? Oops. I was distracted by GLITTERPLOSION (did I mention this is WHY I was opening it outside?)...

    Anyway... you totally spent more than the limit, you skanky WHORE.

    I got given Wizardry, and a BUNCH of hello kitty earrings and a BUNCH of balls of yarn...wrapped in yarn... and the world's most fucked up strange hole punch EVER... it apparently punches through metal and wood!! I got an embossing/engraving kit, THREE handbags!!!, a little panda engraving kit, MonKeys, and some candles that are terrible at getting the smell of weed out of the house...

    and glitter. I got glitter.

    You should see my plans for your gifts, Fancy You're gonna haaaate me.


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    Dude, but I love me my fucked up hole punch. It's made of scary.


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    That's so good I wish it was my idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Dude, but I love me my fucked up hole punch. It's made of scary.
    yeah, I saw that gift right around the time you were talking about your poison ivy gloves you were making at 3 in the morning. So I saw that and thought:

    1. she can use this on gloves!
    2. She can start a dancewear company for men (you know, cause they have those tear off pants that use the little easy release metal catches-- I think that thing does those.)

    and if I know you, starting a male dancewear company is a seriously good idea! I mean, they can't all be gay, can they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Dude, but I love me my fucked up hole punch. It's made of scary.
    A holepunch made of scary?? Pics are required of this!

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post

    You should see my plans for your gifts, Fancy You're gonna haaaate me.

    make me a scarf, biotch!

    (note: can you believe I got those yarns on clearance for 99 cents? They're normally $6-7, and so soft I was like, "I don't care if Lysondra breaks out into hives-- this stuff is so ridiculously soft and cheap she can just knit me a scarf." *sigh* clearance rocks.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    A holepunch made of scary?? Pics are required of this!
    I figured it was easier for me to find a pic since I knew where I'd gotten it.



    ^ got it from Hobby Lobby and used their 40% off coupon. Schw-ING!

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    The world's most terrifying hole punch...


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    at least its pink!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl View Post
    make me a scarf, biotch!

    (note: can you believe I got those yarns on clearance for 99 cents? They're normally $6-7, and so soft I was like, "I don't care if Lysondra breaks out into hives-- this stuff is so ridiculously soft and cheap she can just knit me a scarf." *sigh* clearance rocks.)
    Fine, I'll knit you a damn scarf. Hahaha I think I destroyed the black yarn unwrapping the rest of the gifts though.

    I HAVE PLANS BUT THEY WILL BE IMPLEMENTED AT A LATER DATE.


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    ^ no worries. I'm off to LA this week to be Eddie Izzard's love slave. I'm just glad to get the package out-- shipping to Australia (and I'm assuming shipping to the US for you) is such a pain in the ass. I swear. The only way they should be charging that much for shipping is if we were sending babies as a national export. Gotta catch up with all that China baby exporting.

    although, if parents got their baby in the mail from Australia they'd probably be all excited til they figured out it looked JUST LIKE THE BABIES THEY CAN GET HERE. Unless of course the baby grows up speaking with that australian accent which would be SO AWESOME!!!

    yeah. sleep. who needs it when you can widely diverge on an original topic like this.

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