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    Default Who is Ted Nugent?

    Is this guy an idiot or a complete publicity whore?
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    There really is no other explanation other than, dude... it's Ted Nugent.
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    ted nugent- cat scratch fever!

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    I was expecting something about music / guitar. Is that the Ted Nugent?

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    Yes

    And to add to it. I have a childhood friend who works for Rollingstone. When she began interning she had to go to his house and do some sorta interview thing where she lived with him for 2 weeks.

    She said he was actually, incredibly nice and a great host. lol
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    I saw him on Anthony Bourdain's show, No Reservations. He seemed like a very smart, witty, charming, albeit eccentric, guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    Yes

    And to add to it. I have a childhood friend who works for Rollingstone. When she began interning she had to go to his house and do some sorta interview thing where she lived with him for 2 weeks.

    She said he was actually, incredibly nice and a great host. lol
    Oh ok. I only really heard of him because TISM have referanced him a couple of times

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    OMG when did people stop knowing who Ted Nugent was??!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    OMG when did people stop knowing who Ted Nugent was??!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    OMG when did people stop knowing who Ted Nugent was??!
    Is he still popular then? You were just a baby when came out

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    Exccuuuuuse me... just because I'm a baby doesn't mean I don't know who Ted Nugent is!

    Omg I may not be old, but I'm versed!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Exccuuuuuse me... just because I'm a baby doesn't mean I don't know who Ted Nugent is!

    Omg I may not be old, but I'm versed!
    I was talking about TISM
    Out of all the people theyve referanced over the years Ted Nugent is not one that interested me that much, lol.

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    yeah im young and i know who ted nugent is! i dont know, he's made his rounds on TV and yeah... (that's all i can say about him, besides yeaaaaaah)

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    No one said anything about people being too young to know who he is.
    Nevermind (-:
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    I was teasing.


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    Wait.

    Did someone just ask who Ted Nugent is?



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    wang dang sweet poontang!

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    MsQwerty, check out some prime old-time punk psych scuzz from Ted and the Amboy Dukes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    OMG when did people stop knowing who Ted Nugent was??!
    I know...you'd think that was one of those thing EVERYONE just...knows. Ugh I feel old now

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    My favorite Ted Nugent line: "I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware."

    I notice he revealed his strategy for dodging military conscription right after the cut-off date when the military, if so inclined, could have re-considered whether the mental illness act constituted deliberate deception with the intent to evade. He was 45 in 1990.

    They couldn't draft him then, but they sure could toss his ass in Leavenworth for about 18 months or so. But what a waste! If I were the officer in charge of that decision, or served on the panel, I'd send him on a tour of U.S. military facilities for a year or so and call it even.

    Of course, this leaves out the possibility that it never was an act, and Ted Nugent has always been genuinely, irreversibly and screamingly insane.

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    He dodged the draft and is the lead spokesman for the NRA? How very Rush Limbaugh of him...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Docido View Post
    MsQwerty, check out some prime old-time punk psych scuzz from Ted and the Amboy Dukes.
    Gah, the bit I heard sounded great - my puters having problems with youtube lately and it keeps stopping the clips, Ill try again later cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    OMG when did people stop knowing who Ted Nugent was??!
    god i said the same thing i must be old lolsome girl at work didnt know who cyndi lauper was the other night...i almost cried.

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    LOL. My Environmental Science teacher used to go hunting regularly with Ted Nugent. They were 'rifle buddies.'



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    Of course, this leaves out the possibility that it never was an act, and Ted Nugent has always been genuinely, irreversibly and screamingly insane.
    Maybe insane, but definitely a genius and a very cool human being.

    You can't really "get" Ted just from a few quotes and soundbites. He's actually a really fascinating character. For instance, he's never touched alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs, and has been faithfully married to his wife for almost 20 years.

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