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    i'm not trying to be gross, i need advice and theories.

    i took a #2, you know... and it was like, marble-ized. dark brown and beige. what the fuck is going on inside me??

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    Default Re: weird bathroom issue

    sounds like your constipated. i get rabbit poos on occasion.

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    ^ uhhhh me too.

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    yeah sounds like constipation. reminds me of eddie murphy raw where he talks about working so hard and all that comes out is a little poo.

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    Yeah you are constipated...drink lots of water and maybe if you have pain too take a laxative.

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    id rather have rabbit poos any day over the hershey squirts!

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    sounds like ya'll need to stop takin it in the ass. sorry! bad joke couldn't resist...

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    Try getting some stool softener and drink some very strong coffee. Should get things moving along
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    I take probiotics...they are the natural, beneficial bacteria that your stomach needs, that are missing in our foods nowadays. I used to have your problem until I started taking my probiotics. Everything is just peachy keen now. They help your digestion and also boost your immune system. I used to be sick all the time when I was exposed to all those little runny noses when I was teaching school, and I dont' get sick anymore. Probiotics have been an absolute lifesaver for me. They are like my health insurance! I'm tellin ya, try them! You won't regret it. You can get them at a healthfood store. Also, you can take a supplement called "colon care" (also found at your healthfood store)..its basically just a fiber supplement...you take one or two whenever and it helps keep everything cleansed and detoxed. Don't worry NEITHER of these products will make you run to the potty, or cause ANY sort of inconvenience for you. they keep you healthy, regular , cut down on bloating and my fave...KEEP YOUR STOMACH FLAT!! WOO HOO!

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    If you can still go but are having trouble for more than 5 days, I'd say skip the laxatives and go for the stool softener...I took a laxative 2 days ago (for the first time in 3 years) because I couldnt go for 6 days, and I was weak, crampy and couldnt leave the bathroom for a full day. Not a good experience.

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    Dr Pepper. Seriously .. it'll make you go. Also the starbucks coffee drinks will make it easier to go.. water, water water. You are not drinking enough. Drink more.

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