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    Okay...so last night I was at work and I am sitting down minding my own. This girl that works there (very sweet, huge heart type of girl)....wears so much perfume. Not just any perfume....really nasty old lady type perfume (or the perfume that use to come in those make-up kits when we were like 5 years old that smelled like pure hell). The type of perfume that not only makes one gag...but also lingers around after she has left an area for a good 20 YEARS.

    So I see her across the room...and I see her running toward me with arms out (pre-huge-hug-position).....she latches onto me as hard as she could. Now...I was really grossed out by the smell of her perfume...and I couldn't get away. I felt bad because I didn't want to seem like I was going to gag....because she is real sweet....but OMG...she needs to lay off heavily bathing in it. (Windex smells better...even Lysol)

    Then for the rest of the night she kept leaning on me every time she came by me....and would not go away.

    The most horrible part of it all. I'm thinking her perfume must rub off on me when she hugs me (and this girl always hugs me whenever she sees me).

    What do I do? How do I politely say..."Your perfume makes me fkg ill ?" I like the girl...but her perfume is dreadful.


    Does anyone have this problem?

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    when i worked at fedex there was this guy who did this to cover up his drunkeness. i mean i could smell him in the car.....

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    you could tell her a customer told you that he wanted a dance from her, but was afraid her strong perfume would rub off on him.

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    that would work. that would definitely work

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    Yeah my ex bf wore the hideous gorgio beverly hills and was right next to me in the tiny d.r. and would spray it on before she walked out. I always bitched at hee hey dont spray it by me I wear special stuff and dont want to smell like that! She would be like I am spraying it over here. Yeah well that stuff is so strong just sitting next to her hours latter I could smell it on me. I just flat out told her guys do not want to go home smelling like perfume. She argued with me telling me she gets complimented all the time on it. Well guys and girls were saying it smelled like cat pee but the real kicker was when we were out of town working a different club she spayed it on, in a huge dressing room and like 2 minutes latter like 6 girls in the room next to our area were like eew what the hell is that disgusting smell. Ha, they went on and on. I think she got the hint.

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    You always have the best stories, nbeau. Just follow Emily's advice and mention that custies were complaining about her perfume and that they were worried about their wives finding out.

    p.s. what ever happened to that nasty chick from your previous posts?
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    Ew, ew, ew.... White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor & Beautiful by Estee Lauder = the most old ladyish perfumes ever. So reminds me of my grandma & oh Lord do they make me want to pass out.

    An old house mom wore Beautiful... it was nightly tortute.

    Sorry for you! =(

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    I'd go w/ Emily's advice.







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    Emily's advice sounds like the perfect plan.

    It sounds like the girl and the housemom need a lesson in perfume 101. Perfume works with your body. What smells great on one person doesn't smell good on another. I used to wear a perfume by Estee Lauder that people loved on me. My mother tried it and said it didn't smell the same on her.

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    Ha ha! My nanny wears some sort of old lady perfume. Everyday when I go to pick up my toddler daughter, her head reeks of the stuff. LOL. I'm actually getting used to it (scary!)
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    Eww, I hate old lady perfume. Follow Emily's advice and I'm sure everyone in your club will be happy you did.

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    If you are in a naughty and feisty mood get a big bottle of spray Deo and spray her when she is near. she may get the hint.

    or you could just go up to her and tell her. maybe she might want to know its a scary smell.




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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    If you are in a naughty and feisty mood get a big bottle of spray Deo and spray her when she is near. she may get the hint.

    or you could just go up to her and tell her. maybe she might want to know its a scary smell.
    LOL! I once took out a mini can of Lysol and sprayed it around the area when a girl I disliked walked into the store located in our dressing room.

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    i would just tell her that her perfume smelled outdated and that she should try something new.

    but then, ill tell anyone anything.

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    If it were me...I would want to know if my perfume smelled that bad.

    Maybe you could suggest another perfume to her. You could say something like "hey have you ever smelled this one perfume...I bet guys would love it...you would sell so many dances". Emily's advice is the best though. Either way...you should say something.

    I try and remember to lightly apply my perfume because I think it is so much sexier when you can only smell a girls perfume when you are very close to her. It's kinda exciting that way. However sometimes I have to put on more perfume then I would like to just to cover up the cigarette smell. I don't smoke...but whenever I walk in the dressing room it is like the smoke sticks to me like glue.
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    You could also recommend some body spray. I use that at work because I think it's less over-powering....
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    Default Re: When the Dreaded Perfume Girl Roams.......

    Thanks everyone for your advice. She wasn't at work last night. Im going to pull her to the side and say something the next time I see her. I would also want someone to tell me if something was not right. I am so sparing when I put perfume or body spray on. I don't want to overpower anyone.

    Ewwww. I remember White Diamonds...that must be one of the nastiest perfumes.

    Anyone remember the perfume "Electric Youth" by Debbie Gibson? Or the perfume Exclamation (it came in a white bottle with a huge exclamation point marking)? Those were gross. Especially the Electric Youth...and I see people selling these old bottles of perfume on eBay. The worst part is...there are people actually buying them....... Why? Why? Why? It's been out of production since the early 90's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbeau228 View Post
    Anyone remember the perfume "Electric Youth" by Debbie Gibson? Or the perfume Exclamation (it came in a white bottle with a huge exclamation point marking)?
    Yes!!!! Dont't forget Love's Baby Soft...and "NAVY". I actually still see that stuff at Wal-Mart. Ewwww!
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    oh man i hosed myself with exclamation! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    Yes!!!! Dont't forget Love's Baby Soft...and "NAVY". I actually still see that stuff at Wal-Mart. Ewwww!
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    And it's slightly less ghetto cousin, Malibu Musk.

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    My mom would wear Beautiful and it would linger EVERYWHERE and made everything smell like shit. And as if that shit wasn't potent enough she put waaayyy too much of it on. Her clothes would still smell like it even after washing them. I think she also used it to cover up the awful smell of alcoholism. Beautiful + Hangover = worst smell EVER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by venusace138 View Post

    And it's slightly less ghetto cousin, Malibu Musk.
    Oohhh, I poured that stuff on as a pre-teen!!!
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    I really liked "Electric youth" when I was really young, and I managed to find some body spray that smelled pretty similiar and I bought the hell out of it for work! haha...

    *Runs away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    Yes!!!! Dont't forget Love's Baby Soft...and "NAVY". I actually still see that stuff at Wal-Mart. Ewwww!
    Or "Sweet Honesty" by Avon.

    And I am going to add Victoria's Secret's "Love Spell". Not trying to offend anyone but I despise it. I smell it and immediately think 'Strip Joint' because most housemom's carry it and it seems way too many girlies use it and actually believe they don't smell nauseating.

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