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    Default Why Can't You Work Naked?

    Maybe this is a question more for mgmt than dancers. But, some of you will know. So here goes.

    I've seen:

    On stage: topless & nude & gyno-nude

    In privates: clothed & topless & nude

    Sitting/chatting/hustling/walking in the club: gowns & other outfits & 2-piece lingerie & topless

    What I have NOT seen: just walking around or sitting nude in the club. Why not? I'm vaguely aware that most clubs have some sort of rule that you can only be completely naked on stage or in a private/VIP type area. But if some girl thinks she would sell best by walking around naked, why can't she? What's the purpose of the rule?

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    Your questions. They amuse me.

    Rule-wise, I think the purpose is to maintain a classy atmosphere in the club. The same reason you shouldn't shout or walk around with a cigarette hanging off your lip.

    However, rules notwithstanding, I don't think many dancers would want to walk around giving away all the goodies for free. You've got to pay for the milk and cookies.

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    ^agreed

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    Default Re: Why Can't You Work Naked?

    And in some areas, this is less a question for management and dancers, so much as legislatures.

    From what I've seen, most of the rules on nudity don't come from the club, but from the law.
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    I think it is also for safety reasons. I work in a nude club and a lot of the cheap guys just dont know how to handle themeselves around nude women. There would be a lot more guys trying to make innocent countact but rubbing up against out privates by walking by. This is why I ALWAYS keep on my gstring when working the floor.

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    Our local ordinances state that if a gal is OFF stage, her clothes have to be ON. Something along those lines is true a lot of places. Best take it up with the people who wrote those laws, not the people who have to abide by them.

    And even if it was allowed, I think there's something to be said about not giving away the milk for free. Its not all that detached from the reason so many dancers don't like female customers making a scene of themselves. Its devaluing the merchandise.
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    Because we are strippers, we strip!

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    Regulations concerning places that serve food and drink are the reason why we have to wear shoes. I'm guessing that plopping our naked vags down wherever we please would also be somewhat unsanitary.

    But of course also classiness and sales and all that. I don't know I would think it would be kind of boring to walk into a club and all the girls are already naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by golden41 View Post
    a lot of the cheap guys just dont know how to handle themeselves around nude women.
    Oh I don't know about that.....

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    If the club serves food/drinks/ alcohol likely the health board has set regulations for how covered an employee/ contractor must be when not performing.


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    strippers. the name kind of answers your question for you. our job is to strip. as in, be wearing something we can strip off.

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    We are allowed to walk around naked. I don't because if you want to see me without my clothes on you can PAY for that. The only time I walk around naked is when I finish a private dance and I'm in a rush to get to the dressing room because I have to go onstage or whatever.
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    Because we are strippers, we strip!
    Exactly!

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    Because you have to pay for it. We would love to walk around nude. My best selling outfit of all time was a tight fishnet dress that stopped just below my ass with a thong underneath, but we have to give you the illusion that you're getting something.

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    I used to work in a club that had a toilet off the lapdance room. The Controller (Host) was constantly yelling at me to put a g-string on before I used it.

    ... exactly what did he think I did when I got to the toilet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellebelle View Post
    I used to work in a club that had a toilet off the lapdance room. The Controller (Host) was constantly yelling at me to put a g-string on before I used it.

    ... exactly what did he think I did when I got to the toilet?
    lololol wtf? you mean you don't piss with your underwear on??????

    that's some serious idiocy. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    strippers. the name kind of answers your question for you. our job is to strip. as in, be wearing something we can strip off.
    LOL gee its pretty self explanatory. Imagine trying to get guys to pay for us to strip when we are already nude DUH.
    Not to mention the comfort factor. Why would I want to plant my ass all around the club while naked? Why would I want to be standing around a crowded bar with the risk of being fondled by some asshole.

    Seriously?? what is up with these questions?? It's a strip club not a nudest colony.

    wtf is gyno nude btw?
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    You should rename the title of this thread "Why can't I get even more, while paying you even less"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellebelle View Post
    You should rename the title of this thread "Why can't I get even more, while paying you even less"
    LOL so effin true.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    wtf is gyno nude btw?
    Spread eagle, close-up pussy shots.

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    ^^
    ewwwwww that just gives me a creepy vibe. I work at a nude club, always have and yeh I spread my legs but something about the term "gyno nude" just creeps me out.

    there was a disgusting customer who used to come in, buy table dances and comment on the inner labias of all the dancers. I called him the pussy conessuire. Creepy.
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    I also prefer the term "open leg" over "gyno show."

    I never have and never will understand the fascination so many men have with our inner lady bits.

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    ^Me neither, it sure as Hell isn't reciprocal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    Because you have to pay for it. We would love to walk around nude. My best selling outfit of all time was a tight fishnet dress that stopped just below my ass with a thong underneath, but we have to give you the illusion that you're getting something.
    whoa really? you wish you could walk around nude? not me. i have a dress thats fishnet sort of material but its not exactly fishnet, and i wear a thong under it, and my nipples poke out.. i'm still "covered" and taking something off, though.

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    eww that wouldnt be sanitary to just sit down on chairs completely nude.
    Plus if im already nude why would someone pay me? I cant strip further than my birthday suit.
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