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    Last night
    Guy comes in, his name is Jeff. I've talked to him before and he creeps me the fuck out. I mentioned in another thread, I think stupid comments, that he was going on about wanting to fuck his niece. Anyway he was the only guy that wasn't taken or sitting at the rack so I go to him, figuring I can at least get drinks. He was playing video lottery and having me push the buttons for good luck and ended up winning $122 which he split with me. I offer to throw in a couple dances, since he did give me $60 and I figure maybe I could get him to buy more dances.

    Do the dances, have to hold his hands down the whole time Continuing on...

    There's a new girl there and the bartender asks me to whisper to her that her drink didn't have alcohol. So I did and this guy saw me do it and flipped the fuck out over it assuming it was about him. He kept saying shit like "If you fuck with me I'll fuck with you" and "don't bring her into this". The bartender eventually calmed him down but it really freaked me out and I sure as hell won't be talking to him again.

    The night before
    I got ripped off $80. I went to do dances for this guy and he pays for a $40 dance up front and then he ends up getting another $40 dance and some $20 dances, adding up to $100. He said he'd give me a bill at the end and he did. I SWEAR I LOOKED AT IT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS A HUNDRED. But at the end of the night when I went to tip out I didn't have a benjamin and I did have a twenty that I didn't know where it came from.

    The night before THAT
    Whole bunch of goddamn bitches. Apparently before I even got there the brand new bouncer had to kick people off the rack for not tipping and someone else for trying to touch one of the girls. Then a guy that seemed to be becoming a reg of mine (although he does get dances from other girls too) was being an asshole to pretty much all the girls. In the past he's spent a lot of money on me but this time he wouldn't even get me a drink. I don't remember what else happened that night but it was more of the same and I walked out with only $30.

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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    it's like when you ask your parents when Kid's Day is and they say every day is kid's day.

    Every month is asshole month when you work at the titty bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    it's like when you ask your parents when Kid's Day is and they say every day is kid's day.

    Every month is asshole month when you work at the titty bar.
    This is true. But now and then, you can actually have a smooth night. That's what I call asshole free night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post

    The night before
    I got ripped off $80. I went to do dances for this guy and he pays for a $40 dance up front and then he ends up getting another $40 dance and some $20 dances, adding up to $100. He said he'd give me a bill at the end and he did. I SWEAR I LOOKED AT IT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS A HUNDRED. But at the end of the night when I went to tip out I didn't have a benjamin and I did have a twenty that I didn't know where it came from.

    Whilst I don't condone that guy's behaviour in not paying for services rendered.....

    This wouldn't have happened if your money (US money) was similar to alot of other money around the world ... not just Australia.

    It's VERY hard to mistaken :

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    Plus there is the fact that everything is pre-paid upfront here. It's just common strip club culture to pay everything up-front be it single or multiple dances.

    Thus that would not have happened if you were here in Australia


    hehehe. damn i love my country sometimes (yes i'm feeling cheeky)


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    ^^That would be so nice. Seriously. Even just for stage, then I'd be able to tell immediately if someone put up something other than a $1 bill and thus go pay more attention to him.

    Oh yeah, Oregon girls: watch out for a fat ugly guy with long hair named Lenny who likes Korn and Metallica. That would be the one that ripped me off. Give him a good kick in the nuts for me if you see him, por favor!
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    that fuckin' sucks! I'd be so mad....

    and what sucks the most is that whenever something like this happens to me it completely ruins the rest of the night.

    Just the other week, I ask this kid...assuming he was around 20...if he wants a dance and he's all..."why do I have to pay YOU for a dance?" "why don't YOU pay ME for a dance".....ugh! so I just sit next to him and I ask what is his job and he tells me he works at starbucks, so I'm like..."well, do I fuckin' go to your stupid store and ask you to buy coffee from me?????? NO! CUZ ONLY A DUMNASS WOULD DO THAT" i seriously screamed at him .... I was so pissed!

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    There have been no assholes in my bar lately...only because there have been no customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    that fuckin' sucks! I'd be so mad....

    and what sucks the most is that whenever something like this happens to me it completely ruins the rest of the night.

    Just the other week, I ask this kid...assuming he was around 20...if he wants a dance and he's all..."why do I have to pay YOU for a dance?" "why don't YOU pay ME for a dance".....ugh! so I just sit next to him and I ask what is his job and he tells me he works at starbucks, so I'm like..."well, do I fuckin' go to your stupid store and ask you to buy coffee from me?????? NO! CUZ ONLY A DUMNASS WOULD DO THAT" i seriously screamed at him .... I was so pissed!
    That made me lol. What did he say?! What an idiot. hahaha

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    Well, brace yourself. I think there's a full moon on the 16th of this month. It might get worse.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    Just the other week, I ask this kid...assuming he was around 20...if he wants a dance and he's all..."why do I have to pay YOU for a dance?" "why don't YOU pay ME for a dance".....ugh! so I just sit next to him and I ask what is his job and he tells me he works at starbucks, so I'm like..."well, do I fuckin' go to your stupid store and ask you to buy coffee from me?????? NO! CUZ ONLY A DUMNASS WOULD DO THAT" i seriously screamed at him .... I was so pissed!
    That's fucking awesome!

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