View Poll Results: Which is funnier and more shocking?

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Thread: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

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    Default Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I was shocked and very amused to discover that Monistat is beneficial for hair growth. I though to myself, "Hmm, this must be how others felt when I posted the thread on garlic for yeast infections."

    So... not that I'm attention whoring or anything, but which is funnier and more shocking, the garlic up the twat, or the pussy cream in hair?
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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I actually did try the garlic in the twat, when I had a yeast infection. I think it worked but I just imagined that my pussy would smell like garlic toast ewk... Haven't tried the monistat yet, but believe me I am jumping on the bandwagon!
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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I voted pussy cream in hair. The garlic in twat isn't as funny to me because I started the thread, and it's not as funny or shocking that way. It's like tickling yourself.
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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I just think it's hilarious that pussy cream is more useful on your head than it is on your pussy.

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    ^^^

    I have never had a YI, but I will totally be trying it if I ever do!

    Also, my hair is almost longer than my boobs, and that's where I want it so I am going to try the monestat...well sort of I am buying the Family Dollar version like CK reccommended but close enough.

    I find these topics more informative than shocking...none the less, I voted for garlic in the twat, because well...it's in your tway
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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I want to both at the same time just for shit and giggles, lol. But I voted on pussy cream in the hair. I'm going to recommend a "Monistat Deep Conditioning
    Treatment" for a client with dry hair tomorrow. You think she'll go for it? lol

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I think the garlic bit is funnier because it's internal.

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    ^ But the monistat is supposed to be internal!

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    Pussy cream all the way!

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    i'm voting garlic, just because of my own experiences with garlic in the vagina. when i tried it i already had a raging YI, and i shoved some garlic up there and went to my friends house and she was like "DUDE, you stink of garlic" and then i told her i had a clove in my vag and she was crying with laughter and then we told our guy friend and he was disgusted and kept bitching about how all he could smell was garlic and then he tried to pay my friend to eat the garlic when i took it out. good times were had. it didn't clear my YI, but i think i was already in the stage where it was too far gone to work.

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    oh and i'd just like to give an honorary mention to pussy juice behind the ears. i still think that takes the cake.

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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    i'm voting garlic, just because of my own experiences with garlic in the vagina. when i tried it i already had a raging YI, and i shoved some garlic up there and went to my friends house and she was like "DUDE, you stink of garlic" and then i told her i had a clove in my vag and she was crying with laughter and then we told our guy friend and he was disgusted and kept bitching about how all he could smell was garlic and then he tried to pay my friend to eat the garlic when i took it out. good times were had. it didn't clear my YI, but i think i was already in the stage where it was too far gone to work.
    Yes, garlic is meant for mild to moderate cases.

    I am reeling from that story. Seriously. I'm glad that I could provide some quality entertainment.
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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    I think garlic made me kinda giggle at the idea. When I read about Monistat, it just made me curious







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    Default Re: Which was funnier: garlic or Monistat?

    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    I'm going to recommend a "Monistat Deep Conditioning Treatment" for a client with dry hair tomorrow. You think she'll go for it? lol
    Niiiice!

    I can see it now, an eye opening headline in the Health & Beauty section of the L.A. Times:

    "Antifungal Vaginal Cream Offers New Hope For Follically Challenged"

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