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    Whilst walking in the club in my 7inch Pleasers. It happened on Thursday and Im still cringing! LOL

    Fell straight onto all fours in a kinda tangled wiggley way, there was a massive dip in the floor.

    I know it could have been worse, I didnt fall on the pole and I didnt fall whilst giving a dance, BUT I fell whilst walking away after a dance behind the guy I danced for who was kinda important (long story). So after I made a special effort with an amazing dance......................I go and fall over

    Yes he saw it, yes he asked me if I was ok (which I was, I sprung straight back up and went Ta Da!!)

    OMG IM SO EMBARESSED, please tell me you guys have fallen over too? LOL
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    Default Re: I fell over

    yes, many times during my first month.
    i hit my face against the pole the first time & cried for like 3 hours straight of sheer embarassment.

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    I have totally fallen on stage...was also due to a weird dip in the stage at a club I hadnt worked at before! I am a total clutz in real life but amazingly I usually am NOT clumsy at work

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    Glitzy thats sounds way worse than mine! Aww, *hugz*

    Echo, damn those wierd dips!! Platforms and dips should never meet.
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    I have two particularly memorable falling stories from work.

    1) I was on stage and was walking towards a customer at the tip rail when the soles of my stilletos hit a slick spot. Why some girls put lotion or baby oil all over themselves right before they go up and roll around on stage, I'll never understand. Anywho, my feet flew right out from under me and I landed flat on my butt before I even knew what happened.

    2) I was walking a customer over to the private dance area. I started to stumble, then caught my balance. Then started to stumble a second time, then caught my balance. Then started to stumble a thrid time, then caught my balance. Then started to stumble a fourth time, and with the fourth stumble I fell completely sideways and landed on my right hip.

    As if falling isn't embarrassing enough, having it be this drawn out made it so much more embarrassing!

    To make both of these stories worse, I was stone cold sober when both of them happened.

    It's ok. We all fall.

    If those didn't make you feel better, I'll tell you a little story of embarrassment that happened to me several years back.

    It was a Saturday night. The club was packed. I was on the main stage. It was my second song and I was completely nude. Soon after I took my panties off, I felt a little moisture downstairs. So I did the covert pussy check. I touched myself and discretely checked my fingers to make sure it wasn't blood (as my period was due to start). Things looked good, so I continued with my performance. Being that it was my second and final song, my coochy was 'the star of the show'. So I proudly displayed it to the audience in as many creative poses and moves as I could. As I am doing this, I see a couple guys at the end of the stage pointing and laughing. I'm thinking "Dicks! If you don't like me, all you have to do is move from my stage. Laughing and pointing is so unnecissarily rude!" Soon sfterwards, as I was in this spread eagle crab type position, I looked down and noticed a blood clot the size of a quarter on my thigh. That was what they were laughing at.

    Anyhow, moral of these stories are, embarassing things happen to all dancers. We are human after all. It's ok. We've all been there.

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    I think it's safe to assume that 99% of strippers have eaten shit on stilettos at some point or other, n00b or not. Carpet, stairs, dips and broken straps are common culprits.

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    Magenta, your second story made me laugh, your last story made me stop whining about merely falling over!!!!!

    Colette, it was about half hour beforehand that some woman in there was asking me `How on earth do you walk in those?`

    Obviously I fucking cant! Hahahaha!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Glitzy thats sounds way worse than mine! Aww, *hugz*

    Echo, damn those wierd dips!! Platforms and dips should never meet.
    Srsly, with as much money as clubs make you would think those asshats could afford to fix a fucked up stage so we dont fall on our faces! Come on!

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    Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm jinxing myself...

    *runs*
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    the upper level of my clubs floor has dips in it like you described and I ALWAYS trip in them. Seriously, everytime I work. But I've only fallen because of them maybe 5 times.

    Here's a few stories to make you feel better
    First club I worked at the lights on one of the stairs leading off the stage was out and the stage doesnt have a direct exit to DR so everyone sees you get on/off the stage. Well, I couldnt see the effing step bc of the lack of lights and totally missed the step and flew - yes FLEW!- off stage nearly taking the next dancer down with me. I scraped my knee and shins up bad enought that they started bleeding. This was right after I was dancing for this big spending custy and I was suppossed to go back after my stage. I still went back and made a comment about my gracefulness and he didnt seem to mind, but I was still soooooo embarrassed!

    And then I fell out the cage at my current club. It was at the end of a song, I was getting out and my foot got caught on a chair and I tumbled to the floor. These two guys saw and were laughing and pointing but I picked myself approached them and said "you liked that didnt you" :wink: and sold them a few dances.

    And one time the entire platform of my 7.5" shoes popped off right when I was bending down to accept a tipfrom a guy -on the mainstage and when the club was nearly full too! That thing shot across the stage soo frickin fast -I'm glad it didnt hit a custy and only a wall instead lol. But I was embarrassed, I took my other shoe off and finished my set barefoot.

    Oh and dont forget the bazillions (it sures seems like that many Xs) I've slipped and tripped on stage - in fact I slipped tonight.

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    Snow White, your recoveries are admirable and genius!

    TXchick, pretend it doesnt actually happen, and we are all making it up!
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    One time I had just bought a new pair of 7" luscious stilettos( the ones with the black wood look) was wearing them for the fist time. I was at the top of my clubs stairs and when i stepped down both of my freakin soles came off the paltforms and i ate it all the way to the bottom of the stairs. I was bloody and all messed up and i still had the tops of my shoes, they looked like i was wearing flats. I attempted to return the shoes but they wouldnot take them bk b/c they didnt believe that could happen.

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    ^^^
    Ouch ouch ouch ouch!!!

    Double ouch for not getting your monye back and the shoes.












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    Quote Originally Posted by magenta View Post
    It was a Saturday night. The club was packed. I was on the main stage. It was my second song and I was completely nude. Soon after I took my panties off, I felt a little moisture downstairs. So I did the covert pussy check. I touched myself and discretely checked my fingers to make sure it wasn't blood (as my period was due to start). Things looked good, so I continued with my performance. Being that it was my second and final song, my coochy was 'the star of the show'. So I proudly displayed it to the audience in as many creative poses and moves as I could. As I am doing this, I see a couple guys at the end of the stage pointing and laughing. I'm thinking "Dicks! If you don't like me, all you have to do is move from my stage. Laughing and pointing is so unnecissarily rude!" Soon sfterwards, as I was in this spread eagle crab type position, I looked down and noticed a blood clot the size of a quarter on my thigh. That was what they were laughing at.
    This is why I ALWAYS use a tampon at work. ALWAYS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    One time I had just bought a new pair of 7" luscious stilettos( the ones with the black wood look) was wearing them for the fist time. I was at the top of my clubs stairs and when i stepped down both of my freakin soles came off the paltforms and i ate it all the way to the bottom of the stairs. I was bloody and all messed up and i still had the tops of my shoes, they looked like i was wearing flats. I attempted to return the shoes but they wouldnot take them bk b/c they didnt believe that could happen.
    OMG this same thing happened with some shoes I bought! I was walking and I felt like gum was on the bottom of them or something so I took another step and fell over....the "tounges" of one of the shoes ripped out !!! They did take mine back and I had a royal fit about it. Sorry to hear you fell down a flight of stairs EEEK!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    This is why I ALWAYS use a tampon at work. ALWAYS.

    (lol always...)
    Really? Even if you're not on your period? If I use a tampon in a dry va jay-jay, I can't get the damn thing out.
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    Jezzebelle, i fell over in the exact same manner as you thanks to a dip in the floor. You are far from alone.

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    I was lying on my side, on the tip rail on my first or second day. I said hi to the guy, "how are you doing, today's my first day!" He said his name was Chuck, and i said, nice to meet you.
    And then I realized, i don't know how to get up from this position in a sexy way. So i rolled over to the side. And I just flopped off the tip rail, on my face, plop on my belly!

    Chuck started laughing really hard, put some money on the rail, and said, "I'll give you a dollar if you do that trick again!"

    And I never forgot Chuck's name. I saw him two month's later, "oh hey Chuck, how's it going" and he barely remembered me, but i jogged his memory, and we both laughed over newbie trauma together.

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    Yep, We've all done it. I never fallen when i was drunk but I've done plenty of tripping and falling when I was sober. I've fallen off stange, fallen getting on the stage, had my ankle buckle and fallen just standing there. I have NO balance at all. Seriously, I think I have some kind of inner ear problem. I fall all the time in real life too so I really have no business walking around in heels.
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    Oh yes, I have. I have even fallen off the stage (sober too). Embarrassing, but I got past it...although I still cringe when I think of it.

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    I've done worse... I was working a day shift, and my eyes hadn't adjusted to the dark club I used to work in. On my way to the locker room, I didn't see one of the dark (black, smart!!) chairs in my way. I ran right into the seat part of it, fell forward and FLIPPED over the back. I was COMPLETELY on the ground! Not even in stripper heels. At least you had an excuse.... haha!

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    VegasPrincess and snow white:

    What brand of shoes were these that broke like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    Really? Even if you're not on your period? If I use a tampon in a dry va jay-jay, I can't get the damn thing out.
    I use a light one, because even if I'm not on my period I'm probably juicy and drippy from my boyfriend and I boning constantly.

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    You poor girl. And no, you are not alone!

    Happened to me very recently. There's this weird little rise in th carpet just before the locker room, which is right next to the end of the bar where lots of guys and dancers kind of hang out...

    I stepped right into the rise when someone called me name, so I spun around quickly and ate shit! But on the way down I grabbed at the back of a chair, not realizing a dancer was leaning against it...took that one down with me. And somehow two guys got tangled into the mess.

    I refer to it as the great wipe out of '08.




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    they were impressions. i bought them used off ebay.

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