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    Default Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    I've seriously gotten these emails when I joined a dating site (note: these are all their FIRST emails to me):

    Quote Originally Posted by WorksatMcDonalds
    Your a model in Brisbane huh hmmm couldn't you get a real job?Just busting on you lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauvenist
    Hi there sweet, sounds like your an adventureous kind of gal, i love that. I dont want to say to much but i believe i am your prince charming trust me send me a line.xx
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    Hey there babe
    Quote Originally Posted by WorstPickupLineEverMan
    what sort of fucking pick up line are you into these days?

    I mean, it's really shocking that these gems of the male species are single, ammiright?


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    The "I'm just busting on you" really irritates me.

    Where the hell are guys getting this, "Oh, insult a pretty girl as the first thing you say" idea from?

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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    I have NO idea. Like, OMG I REALLY NEED A DATE, I KNOW, I'LL TELL A GIRL WHO WORKS 50 HOURS A WEEK THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A REAL JOB!!!

    I replied to the 'fucking pickup line' dude with 'please don't talk to me like that' and he replied with 'lol time of the month is it?'



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    "Works at McDonalds" was busting on your job? That's effin' hysterical!

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    I wonder what he'd do if I didn't use model instead of stripper... hahaha.


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    OMG a guy just emailed me and his main profile pic is him DOING A BURNOUT WITH HIS CHEVVY.

    CLASSIC.


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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    These men are going to die alone...



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    I love it how man of many words writes 3 words!! haha
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    ^^^
    Hahaha! I didnt notice that!!
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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    I think spam is a tad better than a guy telling me I must be on my period because I found his insults to be offensive.

    I'd rather be told where to buy fake rolexes.


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    Hahahaha! Lysondra, those are hilarious. Entertainment comes directly to your in-box.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    i used to get those on myspace all the time, not so much these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    On the positive side, at least you get emails from actual people (even if they are douchetards). As a guy, the only emails I ever get are from spammers asking me to join another site.
    Ha! I just get no responses. Maybe I come across as weird for asking "getting to know you" questions and spelling out my words completely.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    Guys like that give us real guys bad names fucking assholes!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    Christ, some motard sent me this gem.. " You need to let me show you my big eight incher."

    My reply was.. " Why don't you start a new trend and go fuck yourself."

    Christ. Respect just seems to fly out the window on the internet, and in person these days.

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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    Oh i know! I still read the mail i get on datin gsites, even though i don't see myself meeting anyone there, just for the occassional gems that pop up.

    Case in point?

    "Hey ur hot nice picture are you natural readhed i can tell u know are you bald?"

    my response? "Well THAT"S a great question for someone you don't even know, and with that attitude, WONT."
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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    oh god... i got one once that was OBVIOUSLY one he mass emailed.

    LAME.

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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    The face 2 face meetings is what you really require. Come up with a good standard response to help you weed out the fucktards ... then from there come up with a 'short list'.. and then even shorter list. Then organise some face2face meetings.

    Out of four guys I organised face2face meetings with one time - I met one (Adam), missed meeting another and two others ended up "meeting someone else" in the meantime.

    Just beware of the players once you do meet face2face (coughADAMcough).

    Tho' I can't diss dating sites too much. I've done well out of them .... finally!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I love it how man of many words writes 3 words!! haha

    I think she renamed all their user names to reflect the content.

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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    man, i fucking love when guys start off with a neg.

    but it's a good way to find the sort of desperately insecure kinds of girls they like. don't have to waste any of their precious time on girls with self respect.

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    GCG - I'd love face to face if ALL of them weren't fuckwits from the getgo!! I have met TWO I'd actually meet and both of them are far away... one in Perth and one in Townsville... I have tattooed bikies messaging me, these idiots, a guy with no front teeth, 19 year old who replace 'you' with 'u', a guy who's profile says he likes to be the MAN and his WOMAN won't ever have a job...

    IBI - I understand getting those messages on myspace but this site is $20 a month!! You just spent $60 (sold in three month increments) to say THAT to someone??!!


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    Default Re: Dating site pickups... are you kidding?

    Which dating site is this as I never paid a membership. Never.

    (PM me naturally if you're not comfortable revealing it here)

    I believed it was the guys who should have to pay, not the women. I usually just emailed with various people for a few weeks then after that time would arrange a face2face.

    Colin (my man) was the only person I facebook chatted with prior to meeting. Everyone else it was all thru emails.

    Sometimes someone who appears one way online is totally different off line.

    Not everyone types as they speak .. or is even good with typing or the internet.

    Anyway, just saying that it takes time and patience. It won't happen over night and I'm testament to that fact

    Oh. and yeah. There ARE a lot of douchebags.


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    There are other options you know ladies. Have you considered finding yourself a nice zombie?

    http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites
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    GCG I don't care if someone doesn't type as they talk. I absolutely positively refuse to date someone with a less than basic understanding of grammar, syntax and punctuation. I will absolutely not meet someone or reply to someone who's standard mode of communication is shortening every word until it looks like something the cat spat up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Christ, some motard sent me this gem.. " You need to let me show you my big eight incher."

    My reply was.. " Why don't you start a new trend and go fuck yourself."

    Christ. Respect just seems to fly out the window on the internet, and in person these days.
    Reminds me of an episode of South Park where a guy online says he is 8 inches and Cartman tells him "Sorry I don't like midgets, midgets piss me off" LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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