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    Why do some guys feel the need to cat call women? Whether I am loafing to the grocery store in my slippers and PJs or going for a jog in frumpy sweatpants some guy always yells "HEY SEXY" from a moving car or the side of the street. Yesterday, some guy on the corner, point blank said, "I want to lick your pussy." No hi or hello or what's your name. I mean, does this ever work?

    This is probably a weird question to post on blue but I'd really like to hear a man's take on this. Any theories?


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    Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

    George Costanza: Who said that?

    Mr. Lippman: She did.

    George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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    Who really knows why men do that? It's pretty much a foregone conclusion we as a group are morons.

    Btw, based on the phrasing of your question, would he have been more successful if he said, "Hi. My name's Rocco. I want to lick your pussy"? Just askin'.

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    I often am tempted to give a wolf whistle at an attractive girl, but I restrain myself for fear of the sexual harassment charges. Being able to express my pleasure with seeing a beautiful woman is one of the reasons I go to strip clubs.

    BTW, I think you should have looked the guy in the eye who said, "I want to lick your pussy," and replied, "I want to kick you in the nuts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    This is probably a weird question to post on blue but I'd really like to hear a man's take on this. Any theories?
    Hmmm... good question. My best answer is it is more simple then you might guess at first.

    Question - Why do people spend $1 on the lottery when the jackpot is $100 million plus, even though their odds of winning are nearly 0?

    Answer - Because it is infinitely better odds then not playing at all.

    The cat call basically never works, but on the other hand, there is a 1 in a billion chance the hot woman might respond with "Okay, let's go do it" or something like that. Lacking an consequences then, some guys figure what the hell, nothing lost by trying.

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    I guess you have to be a guy to understand what it is like to have a non-stop flow of testosterone running through your blood, being unable (and I do mean out of your control) to stop the rush, the desire, to have sex, yep, even with some random girl whose visual appearance causes the bodies chemicals to turn up even more. We can intellectually fight it, but the desire is persistently there in the back of our minds and tends to affect a lot of what we do in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    I mean, does this ever work?
    It works in summer beach party town grocery stores on the first night of weekly rentals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    Why do some guys feel the need to cat call women? Whether I am loafing to the grocery store in my slippers and PJs or going for a jog in frumpy sweatpants some guy always yells "HEY SEXY" from a moving car or the side of the street. Yesterday, some guy on the corner, point blank said, "I want to lick your pussy." No hi or hello or what's your name. I mean, does this ever work?

    This is probably a weird question to post on blue but I'd really like to hear a man's take on this. Any theories?
    We can tell you are sexy even when you are wearing your frumpy disguise. This is a must-have skill when you are a guy. Personally, I would have taken my chances with "I want to give you a pearl necklace".

    What would work on you Josie?

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    How about a pic of you in your frumpy sweatpants?

    My favorite cat call is " who's your daddy?"

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    Well it probably has a higher success rate than my technique of shyly stealing glances then never working up the courage to say hello. That so far has had a 0% success rate. Maybe I should try: "Excuse me miss, are you looking to get your nerd on?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    Why do some guys feel the need to cat call women? Whether I am loafing to the grocery store in my slippers and PJs or going for a jog in frumpy sweatpants some guy always yells "HEY SEXY" from a moving car or the side of the street. Yesterday, some guy on the corner, point blank said, "I want to lick your pussy." No hi or hello or what's your name. I mean, does this ever work?

    This is probably a weird question to post on blue but I'd really like to hear a man's take on this. Any theories?
    probably because you're really hot even when you're dressed like a bum

    as for the guys, all that "I want to lick your pussy"-talk is just their way of complimenting you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    Yesterday, some guy on the corner, point blank said, "I want to lick your pussy." No hi or hello or what's your name. I mean, does this ever work?
    Well, it does if he happens to say it to a hooker....provided of course that she allows DATY...

    I'll fess up to feeling the urge quite often to whistle at a pretty lady I see walking down the street. I don't act on it. It's probably inside all of us but we get to choose weather we let the inner Neanderthal out or not...
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    Josie, we're all thinking it. Some men just have no self control and have to blurt out what most of us keep as an inner dialogue.

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    If I saw you walking down the street in this famous Josie outfit, my tacky pickup line would be "hey cutie, I want to shoot on you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPLUT View Post
    Josie, we're all thinking it. Some men just have no self control and have to blurt out what most of us keep as an inner dialogue.
    LOL, so true. There was a Dave Chapelle skit to this effect. It was like the movie "What Women Want," only a woman could hear men's thoughts. She ran away screaming.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    If any guy whistles at ya, just ask them what it looks like

    When they ask what does what look like? Say `oh, sorry thought you had lost your dog`

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    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPLUT View Post
    Josie, we're all thinking it. Some men just have no self control and have to blurt out what most of us keep as an inner dialogue.
    True. In some ways we are still just animals with one foot out of the muck. We can hide a lot, but it's there below the surface.

    Of course it raises the question, which is worse? To be the woman guys notice excessively and cat call, or to be one of those who guys ignore more or less the way they ignore the air around them?

    I'm of the belief always choose the former, since the former gives you the option to dress down, while the later... no amount of dressing up will necessarily change the fact that guys aren't at all interested.

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    Shotgun approach (i.e., the mens' version of "Wanna dance?")

    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    LOL, so true. There was a Dave Chapelle skit to this effect. It was like the movie "What Women Want," only a woman could hear men's thoughts. She ran away screaming.
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    I don't see anything/much wrong with catcalls. I'd take them as a compliment.

    If a guy says to you in public, like was said to you, "I want to lick your pussy" then he's an asshole, plain and simple. A kick in the nuts is what he deserves. And if he was in a car, I'd have gotten his license plate and reported him to 911 as swerving all over the road and he appeared to be drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I don't see anything/much wrong with catcalls. I'd take them as a compliment.
    Well it does invade on people's privacy. Especially for those who are introverted or who don't enjoy the feeling of strangers watching them. Not everyone likes attention from strangers.

    But I do agree that on a gray scale from too much attention, to none, to the other extreme of being called ugly by strangers, it is the luckier end of the scale to be on. It is possible to dress beautiful down. It is not always possible to dress unattractive up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Maybe I should try: "Excuse me miss, are you looking to get your nerd on?"
    That has the advantage of being funny, unexpected and ironic.
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    That has the advantage of being funny, unexpected and ironic.
    Agree. lestat is an imaginative writer. Bring it on 'stat

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPLUT View Post
    Josie, we're all thinking it. Some men just have no self control and have to blurt out what most of us keep as an inner dialogue.
    I agree with SPLUT.

    As far as "working" goes, I am surprised by the number of posts on this topic by guys. In my mind catcalls are not a proposal to get together (as some women eroneously think), but simply an expression of lewd thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsteve View Post

    As far as "working" goes, I am surprised by the number of posts on this topic by guys. In my mind catcalls are not a proposal to get together (as some women eroneously think), but simply an expression of lewd thoughts.
    If it did work I'd guess a lot of guys really would be freaked and run the other way. Still, having her say "okay baby, let's go do it" would stroke most of our egos. It makes us feel good to think we are wanted by hot women even if we have no intention of actually having sex with them. Strangely, that is probably the reason many guys go to SCs too. Ego strokes from hot women without actually having sex.

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    I once almost got in a fist fight because of this. Back in the day in PR there was this guy, an electrician working and I was waiting to cross the st, it was hot, I was mad and under age and he decides to yell at me "hola mami wanna see what's under here?" I looked up and said "what a dust mite?" he got all pissed and called me a bitch and I said 'well if it's not there is no reason you would have to yell such stupid crap out of that thing you call a mouth" and he was all "whatever skank" so I said " if you are a real man come down here and tell to my face cause I will fucking rip you a new one" so as this is going on my father is driving by and he sees this idiot yelling at me and he stops gets out of the car and the guy says "oh great you had to call daddy to rescue you?" and my dad, I love him yells "no I am just getting a better seat to see how my daughter kicks your sorry ass"

    traffic stops it's all crazy and the guy never came down cause people began to crowed and they really wanted to kick his ass by now, I bet he never did that again, the point is some people are just fucking stupid! ignorant and perverted so let it go, the aggravation ain't' worth it, let them yell, get it out but if they touch you go fro the fucking throat.,


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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Well it does invade on people's privacy. Especially for those who are introverted or who don't enjoy the feeling of strangers watching them. Not everyone likes attention from strangers.

    But I do agree that on a gray scale from too much attention, to none, to the other extreme of being called ugly by strangers, it is the luckier end of the scale to be on. It is possible to dress beautiful down. It is not always possible to dress unattractive up.
    Let me amend my statement...I do see something wrong with it in that it's rude...but on the other hand, it can also be funny if in the right context and if the woman being catcalled takes it lightheartedly.

    Idiots saying "I want to lick your pussy"....that dickless moron should be strapped to a post with a "Kick My Balls" sign posted on his forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Let me amend my statement...I do see something wrong with it in that it's rude...but on the other hand, it can also be funny if in the right context and if the woman being catcalled takes it lightheartedly.
    What is that context? Like how would you determine beforehand whether the woman (or man) will take it "lightheartedly" or if she will find it rude? Like are you talking about calling out women you know, as opposed to strangers on the street?
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