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    Default Stereotypical Stripper

    I have been pondering a thread like this for awhile. I thought it would be fun (and probably quite funny!) to list the "stereotypical" stripper stuff that we're guilty of.

    I'll go first:

    1. I bleach my hair, have fake boobs. (<--pre-dancing, but I think it still adds to the stereotype.)
    2. I flake on going into work when I say I will.
    3. I have a strange new love affair with baby wipes
    4. I purchase items soley with singles - sporting that tell-tale crease.
    5. I'm calling an older Hispanic woman, "Mom".

    I probably will have a lot more, after I've been dancing longer. But I want to hear YOUR stereotypical SS!
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    Default Re: Stereotypical Stripper

    Fake tan
    Pole bruises
    Keeping my tax stuff and receipts in Pleaser boxes
    White nails
    Pole in my house

    Used to be able to say very long hair, but I cut it Its now `normal` legnth hair.
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Default Re: Stereotypical Stripper

    I make more money than any guy I date.


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    Default Re: Stereotypical Stripper

    i make more then any guy i date (good one)
    i have fake boobs
    i have fake nails.
    babywipe obsession.

    thats all i got lol.

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    Default Re: Stereotypical Stripper

    Fake tits
    Long blonde hair extensions
    Apparently my body (this guy comes into work sat night and he says he recognised me from my gym and said he KNEW i would be a stripper coz I have a stripper body). He said it's coz I have a good body but i thought it was strange coz just at my club alone there are so many different figures so there really is no stripper body.

    I've always had french acrylic nails but i guess it's a stereotype for dancing anyway

    I love baby wipes too

    Fake tan (again ive always done this)

    I get more stressed over a pimple on my ass than on my face

    Assertiveness towards men - i see this as the best thing i have gotten out of dancing aside from the money. That and recognising my self worth and expecting to be paid accordingly
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I make more money than any guy I date.
    Now why is this? LOL what happened to landing a Jewish lawyer
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    OMG I found out I make more than half the lawyers I know, too!!

    And there's no Jewish lawyers around here. Wanna share a flat in Melbn and find me one?

    Also:

    Acrylic nails
    Tan
    Expensive haircut
    Expensive shoes
    Addiction to 24 hour pancake houses


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    ^^
    sounds good!!
    where are there 24 hour pancake houses? im missing out
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I can put fake eyelashes on in about 4 seconds.

    From a stack of ones, I can seperate into 20 or 100 dollar stacks just by 'eyeing' them.

    I automatically call every guy 'baby', 'honey' or 'love'.

    Oh yes... I have the bruises, too. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    White nails
    I didn't know this was a stripper-popular color, but I love painting my nails white. haha

    and this, of course:

    Quote Originally Posted by angelicat View Post

    I automatically call every guy 'baby', 'honey' or 'love'.
    I consider 2 o'clock in the morning 'evening'

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    I have UV in my club, white nails glow

    Shows up nice on the pole I find
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicat View Post

    I automatically call every guy 'baby', 'honey' or 'love'.
    LOL I call them all "sexy" no matter what they look like haha.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I wear vanilla scented lotion and body spray from Bath and Body Works
    I have bruises all over my legs and lower back
    I can not live with out that Sally Hanson leg make up spray(See Above)
    My knees now "creak"...HOORAY!
    I rountinely deposit several hundred dollars in ones at the bank
    I joined the designer hand bag club (DAMN you Coach)
    I spend an insane amount of money on razor blades every month
    I am always finding new ways to use a baby wipe
    My vag smells like dove deodorant
    Sometimes I touch my boobs for no particular reason when I am in public
    I accidentally go into stripper mode when talking to people (Get all wide eyed and bat my eyelashes and say "Wow...Really" while touching their arm in response to everything)
    I am a shamless flirt...sometimes without meaning to be

    That's all I got for now .
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    Default Re: Stereotypical Stripper

    fake boobs
    fake tan
    fake nails
    Im starting to wear my (smaller)eyelashes when im not working.
    Pay for eveything in huge amounts of cash right out of my deposit bag.
    Grocery shop at 3 am in full makeup and yoga pants/hoodie.

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    Hmmm...I don't know how many of these would be considered stereotypical, but here goes:

    Bruises, bruises, bruises
    I unintentionally flirt with every man I talk to (banker, gas clerk, etc....)
    Fake tan
    I call 1-3pm. "morning"
    I point my toes a lot
    I've been known to "twirl" around light poles and traffic signs and stuff...hehe
    I expect guys to buy me drinks at the bar

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    I buy tons of baby wipes but don't have any kids
    I can now apply fake lashes
    I go to Wal-Mart and Denny's at 3am with my "clown" make-up on
    My ankles and knees crack
    I carry my money folded and rubber banded in my purse
    My singles are always seperated into stacks of 20
    I can't go to regular clubs anymore because I think it's outrageous to pay $10 to grind on men all night when I can go to work and get paid to grind on them
    I wake up at 2pm pissed that everything closes at 5pm and I wonder why businesses don't have "regular" hours. lol
    I tip EVERYONE. The bus boy, of course our waitress, the guy that pumps my gas...
    Instant weaves, wigs and clip in hair extensions are gifts from God in my eyes
    I can never find the PERFECT flat iron
    I can now get changed in less than 2 mins and look like I took my time
    I no longer use body oil or greasy body lotion
    I put make up on my ass due to marks left from pimples
    Freak out if I think I'm getting an infected ingrown hair.
    Have three seperate deodorants, one for the vaj after shaving, one for the bottom of my feet and one for the pits
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    all my things are things i did pre-dancing anyway. fake nails, super long hair, fake tan.. my boobs are the only thing that came after dancing! but ive always worked in places based on my looks.. abercrombie lol, hooters, then waitressing then dancing. and when i worked at a preschool, i still had my hair this long and went tanning and stuff.

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    i flake for work a lot. if something sounds more fun, i'll do it instead of working and just work another day.
    i looooove baby wipes.
    i put on more makeup for one shift, than i would normally all other days combined.

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    I tip everyone at least 20% unless they do a terrible job.

    I curse like a sailor.

    I show up at the gas station at 3 am almost every day in sweats, a shitload of makeup, and hair that smells like cigarettes.

    I've just started a pedi/mani/tanning obsession

    Before dancing, I didn't cut my tampon strings. Now I do it whether I'm working or not, otherwise it drives me CRAZY

    I know the words to just about every song, ever. I often don't know who sings it but I know the words!

    I suddenly have a makeup collection that rivals the one that I had for ballet recitals back in the day. I can do the splits again, too.

    I absentmindedly wiggle and twitch my butt and touch my boobs all the time.
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    i'm very obssessed with tipping. When I'm out with my boyfriend we have full discussions on the adequate amont we should tip.

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    I thought the stereotypical stripper did drugs and partied a lot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    I thought the stereotypical stripper did drugs and partied a lot?
    in that case, i've been there too haha

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    umm... i guess mine is i bleached my hair.




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    long hair
    fake nails
    fake boobs
    fake tan
    bmw
    designer bags
    expensive clothes
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    I have long blonde hair
    I wear pink, sparkleys and cutsey everything
    I stripper hustle men wherever I go....
    I have a cherry air freshner and cherry sticker on my car
    I am addicted to babywipes to the point where my boyfriend and I don't use normal toilet paper. We use those flushable wipes for adults.
    I don't get up before 11 am, like ever
    I'm spoiled.
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