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    Default I win against the buttne monster!

    Well, I don't have *zero* butt pimples, but when I do this, I rarely get one that hurts or turns very red and I don't get many altogether:

    Upon getting home from work, shower.
    Wash with dial antibacterial soap.
    Go over again with a natural soap that has strong essential oils in it -- the slightly stingy kind that kill germs. I use Swashbuckler Soap by Arcana, which has clove oil (and some other things like coconut milk) but I assume tea tree oil soap would work just as well.

    I've been getting less acne on my arse since I started doing this. I'm assuming the pirate soap must be getting whatever the Dial misses.
    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Good to know, I can never do enough to protect against the dreaded buttne

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    Default Re: I win against the buttne monster!

    i have been losing the buttne battle for years now. ever since puberty. it definitely worsened when i started dancing, but in the breaks i had from dancing, even for months at a time, was still persistently there.
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    Default Re: I win against the buttne monster!

    Can you get the Swashbuckler soap at a health food store? I dont like buy stuff online.
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    I dunno -- are you in Oregon? It's an NW company and sells around here. But I think all you need is just any soap with strong essential oils in; I'm just encouraging that particular brand because they're from around here.

    List of retailers nationwide and online:
    http://www.arcanasoaps.com/retail.php
    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
    Quote Originally Posted by iseestars View Post
    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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