Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Help me...

  1. #1
    Featured Member Perry's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Margaritaville
    Posts
    1,168
    Thanks
    43
    Thanked 105 Times in 54 Posts

    Default Help me...

    This moron from forever ago WON'T STOP CALLING!!! I need him to stop. I've never lead him on, but he won't freaking quit!! I need him to vanish. Any ideas?

  2. #2
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    ^Maybe you should post his number so we can all call and harass him. That would be fun..







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  3. #3
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    May 2008
    Posts
    444
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    ^Maybe you should post his number so we can all call and harass him. That would be fun..
    I second that. Lol..

  4. #4
    Veteran Member Luxurious1's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Daytona Beach
    Posts
    655
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    haha CK...your scandalous

  5. #5
    Featured Member Perry's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Margaritaville
    Posts
    1,168
    Thanks
    43
    Thanked 105 Times in 54 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    I seriously love you you girls!!! But would that give him hope to keep on calling? He says he wants to be friends, but I have no intentions of being friends with a jerk like him!! I've told him that, but every few months he pops up...


    I'm more than willing to post his number - if it will make him move on.

  6. #6
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Dallas
    Posts
    1,442
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    change your number

  7. #7
    God/dess Lena's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2002
    Location
    On a sweet muddy river.
    Posts
    6,399
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 78 Times in 43 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    Ditto. Change your number.



  8. #8
    God/dess pookie's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    3,508
    Thanks
    6
    Thanked 36 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    i think if you send this video to the mormon then it will shut them up and stuff

    how to convert a mormon




  9. #9
    God/dess Polekitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Uk
    Posts
    2,222
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    Whenever he calls blow a whistle down the phone, he'll find it harder to use the phone with one less eardrum.



    "I don't take a piss without getting paid for it." - Harlan Ellison

    Life is movement, movement is life.
    To live is to move, to move is to be alive.
    - Mirka Knaster


    Quote Originally Posted by pixierocksonthepole View Post
    "tampons are proof that God exsists."

  10. #10
    Veteran Member MissDewdrop's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    261
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    Give his phone number to the raunchiest porn sites you can find and sign him up for free trials, mailing lists, anything you can. Post an ad in the adult section of CL and say "Sexy Bunghole King seeks large, greasy teddy-bear type for public sex outings. Leave me a nasty message and I'll call you back!"

  11. #11
    God/dess pookie's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    3,508
    Thanks
    6
    Thanked 36 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Help me...

    ^^^ also leave 'polygamist moron looking for more wives' only serious inquiries please.

    i bet somebody will call him




  12. #12
    God/dess UtahMike's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Utah
    Posts
    2,998
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 64 Times in 43 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Help me...

    When I wanted to get rid of a girl, I would arrange for her to meet one of my friends. Worked every time. He may be a moron to you, but there must be some girl who would appreciate a moron. Set him up with her.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •