....go ahead...admit it....
...yap on my cell phone while driving and drive like an ass.
...throw cigarette butts on the ground and feel guilty but keep doing it.
...kick small dogs.
...don't recycle.
...waste food.
...deplete the ozone layer by farting.
....go ahead...admit it....
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Four out of six. Um, yep...





I fart.





^^^That's hilarious!




I waste food.....lots of food. Guilty of not recycling (EVER), and of course....yapping on the cell while cutting people off...![]()
I mean...(lol)
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Aww I don't do any of those things. In fact I make sure I am extra nice and courteous to everyone because I hate when people are douschebags. Woohoo I'm a GOOD PERSON!
oh shit I do fart though!





I waste food. Only at restaurants though. They give you gigantic portions and some things just aren't reheatable at home.
waste food :/
Have a husband & 2 sons who think farting is a competitive sport.![]()
I don't recycle. There, I said it. I reduce and reuse, I minimize waste and bring my own reusable bags and everything else, but I don't recycle because it's all a big damn joke anyway. Most of it still winds up with all the other trash in a landfill somewhere.
i guess i waste food, but how do you waste it if you don't want it anymore
People in Texas don't recycle. I never noticed that until I moved to L.A...
I'm with Yek though... it's kind of a joke. I still do it because it makes me feel better for some reason.
And I try not to use plastic anything. We're slowly buying glass containers to store food in and at work I only order us water in glass bottles. There was something like 3 tons of plastic bottles dredged up from the LA river a couple years ago and that's just pathetic.





I waste lots of food. Tons. And I don't recycle.
Yeah, we're phasing out plastic too. We buy a lot of our staples in bulk and store them in glass jars or re-usable bottles. We can even refill our Trader Joe's olive oil bottles with bulk olive oil at the co-op; they have bulk balsamic vinegar, too. I can just tap off however much I want to buy. We do still have some plastic containers but we'd like to get rid of them, and within 10 years we'd like to have a plastic-free kitchen. Those chemicals around the food make me nervous.





^ That's a really good idea! I wanna get rid of plastic too. I have a friend who carries around empty glass liquor bottles to drink out of because she doesn't like plastic. She gets funny looks. I think I might just stick to reusing a perrier bottle!
Yek- what about things like cereal and bread?




Yeah I am food waster. I'll ask for a dogbag when eating out, but when i get home i forget to eat it. I see alot of homeless ppl here and i want to give the dogbag to them, but i dont want to offend them...is that weird?
But I DESPISE non-recyclers, litterbugs, and cell phone drivers! grrr!
Great thread BTW, Mojo!
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Talking on the phone while driving is illegal in L.A. unless you're using a head set. and I STILL see people doing it ALL the time. the ticket is like 20 bucks or something. Lame.
When I went back to Texas in July, it annoyed the hell out of me when my dad awas driving and talking. He told me Ive already gone "California" on them![]()
I cannot stand litter dropping, just take your crap with you and put it in the bin!!
My other thing is people who just empty their ashtrays and rubbish out of their car straight onto the street, why? empty it when you get home...![]()
so who kicks small dogs? Come see me, and I'll kick you in the face.![]()




i throw cig butts on the ground, but im a lot better about it. i usually put it out and find a trash can for it. but i have my occasional moment. and i don't recycle. and i waste food. my goal is to successfully recycle considering i use reusable bags for groceries.
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