My dog is houdini reincarnated.
his kennel closes with a zipper. It took him a day to figure out how to open the zipper. So I started facing his cage towards the wall so if he opened ths zipper he had nowhere to go. he learned how ro ram his body against the back of the cage t move it back far enough to get out after opening the zxipper. ok. So I started closing the zipper with a garbage twist tie. that worked for 3 day before he figured out how to gt the twist tie off and get out of the cage. So I used he twise tie and faced the cage into the wall. That lasted a day. So I started tied the zippers together. he learned how to stick his nose between the zippers and work them open enough to loosen the tie and get out.
So I got serious. I bought a fuckign padlock. With a key. That worked for almost a week before he figuredf out how to nose between the zippers again and squeeze though. So I started padlockign the zippers and interlocking the padlock between the zip[pers and the mesh of the cage.
The litle fucker figured out how to fuckign pop open the padlock! I admit, I boguht a small cheap padlock. I didt think I needed heavy duty security measures to keep the dog in his cage. How is he popping open the padlock?
I guess I should hve bought a real wire crate....
I suppose it's time he stops being crated when home alone, cause nothgin is holdign this dog in.
Maybe I should move on to a combination lock....
Well, when I move I plan on tryign to see how he does with free run of the house when home alone. He is onyl crated now when home alone, out all the rest of the time, but he is still only 10 months old and still pisses on the floor when home alone and unsupervised. he's to fuckin smart. Damn dog. little fucker. I got a dog smarter than I am.![]()
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Dasdini, Escape Artist.


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I don't have anything useful to add, but that's hilarious!

And I do give him lots of thigns to stimulate his mind, it isn't like he should be bored. The dog has tons of different toys and games we play. Unfortunatly, they don't make many dog toys that are challenging enough for him. I might have to look in the kids toy aisle and see what I can find.

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