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    "...I don't want my asshole to get all messy."

    Thats what the "dirty girl" with the bad weave had the audacity to ask me last night. Can you you believe that? Or maybe you can. It seems as though extras girls are becoming unabashedly candid about their "body business." What ever happened to the art of discretion?

    Me: "Honey, if you're gonna suck and fuck your way through the night, keep it to yourself or else you'll piss off the rest of the hard-working ladies that are here tonight."

    Dirtygirlwiththebadweave: "Soooo, does that mean no?"

    Go figure.

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    I think I just laughed so hard I pulled a muscle!!!!!!

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    Ugh *grossed out*

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    I like how she needs a condom to keep her asshole from getting messy. Not, you know, to prevent STDs or anything trivial like that.
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    That is so effing gross.

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    "Yeah, hold on, lemme ask my last customer to give back the one he was using!!"

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    So how much exactly does butt secks cost in the club these days???
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    WOW! That's pretty fucking grotesque!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Passenger View Post
    So how much exactly does butt secks cost in the club these days???

    LOL! Right!? My next question!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Passenger View Post
    So how much exactly does butt secks cost in the club these days???
    Probably WAY less than it should cost.


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    Default Re: "Hey girl, you gotta condom I can borrow?"

    Wow that digusting but kinda funny. "Is that a no?" LOL

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    I remember reading on SW months ago about a girl who asked one of our SW members for an extra condom. When our member told the dancer she had none, the dancer proceeded to scold her for engaging in unsafe sex at the club..... not even considering the possibility that she might just be dancing.

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    I'd say, if I had one you could have it, I don't want that shit back. That's just like girls asking to borrow a tampon. I don't want it back! Lol

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    Wow. And I thought the extra I saw today was bad...that visual is REALLY bad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Passenger View Post
    So how much exactly does butt secks cost in the club these days???
    Right? Well, at the end of the night she announced to the entire dressing room that she'd made a total of 950.00 dollars...In all of three hours! I'll say there was a 2:1 dancer to customer ratio pretty much the whole shift. So, either the price of booty bumpin has gone through the roof. Or, maybe a lot more guys are coming to the club automatically expecting these types of shenanigans...

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    I've noticed that a lot of extras girls make their $ in volume - so yeah, cheap cheap cheap sexual favors.

    Worked at a club with a chick who proudly charged $50.00 for unprotected anal in v.i.p. ..... when the minimum customers were *supposed* to spend was $60.00/3 dances. And we tipped out $5.00 per song. So not only did she eat up that $10.00 less, she tipped the minimum $15.00 to the club. AKA she walked with $35.00 a fuck.

    Needless to say I'm glad I left long ago.

    And here in TX theres a certain club known for catering to gang members and illegal aliens, where a lot of the dancers are illegals from Mexico, and are charging only $5-10.00 for sexual favors. In Mexican brothels this sort of thing is the norm, but it's nuts knowing it happens in America too. VERY glad I don't work there!

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    $35 for bareback anal? Damn, I was right.

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    Ewwwwwww, Naaaaasssssttttyyyyy!

    $35 for anal? Lawd Have Mercy...what kind of woman is she?

    That's not a club I would want to work at.

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    Too dumb to figure out craigslist, huh?

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    I just love that fact that you used the word shenanigans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigglinbaby View Post
    Or, maybe a lot more guys are coming to the club automatically expecting these types of shenanigans...
    There you go. Thats why I refuse to dance around here anymore...more guys then not come in expecting it and look at me like I am ripping them off if all I am willing to do is dance.I've even seen guys complain to management that I wont fuck them for $$. And I've seen management APOLOGIZE to them for it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Passenger View Post
    So how much exactly does butt secks cost in the club these days???
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    ^^^^
    Is that still siggied somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    There you go. Thats why I refuse to dance around here anymore...more guys then not come in expecting it and look at me like I am ripping them off if all I am willing to do is dance.I've even seen guys complain to management that I wont fuck them for $$. And I've seen management APOLOGIZE to them for it!!!
    So you're not dancing anymore?

    Management APOLOGIZING for that!? GEEZUS, that's fucking disgusting!



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    Quote Originally Posted by LamayaCoxx View Post
    Ewwwwwww, Naaaaasssssttttyyyyy!

    $35 for anal? Lawd Have Mercy...what kind of woman is she?

    That's not a club I would want to work at.
    Well, thing is, our club just underwent new management.

    All of the staff from 'ABC Platinum Club' came over to our '123 Gold

    Club,' and brought along some of THEIR girls as well. The owner decided it

    would be a good money move for us, which I can somewhat agree.

    We've been going through a lot of

    rennovations and have started reshaping our promotions element. So, in that

    sense, things are on the up and up.

    Ironically, the unsavory chick that I spoke of previously, is one of THEIR girls. OUR

    dancers have always been branded as quality, clean entertainers with the

    exception of an inevitable (yet more discreet) few. I'm just hoping this one bad

    apple doesn't fuck up the whole orchard...

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