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    Default in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    - stingy.
    - feel entitled or special because they are lesbians/girls.
    - come in groups of 2+ only.
    - often mean & critical.



    i know i will probably get shit for this post.

    i have nothing against gay people, i just have been getting fed up with the consistency of large groups of lesbians coming in, crowding the tip rail, & paying A DOLLAR per 3 girls per set. every guy at the bar is tipping me much more than that & would like a seat at the rail.
    it's ridiculous.


    & it's not the same group every time!



    does this happen elsewhere?
    discuss.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    I think it's not so much lesbian customers, just girls in general. They come into a club to giggle about it, I very much doubt that they're actually attracted to girls. But yeah, I hate this shit. Couples are usually the same way.

    Did do a dance for a chick I actually did get a lesbian vibe from and it was a very pleasant experience but those kinds of girls are few and far between in the club.
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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    I think it's not so much lesbian customers, just girls in general. They come into a club to giggle about it, I very much doubt that they're actually attracted to girls. But yeah, I hate this shit. Couples are usually the same way.

    Did do a dance for a chick I actually did get a lesbian vibe from and it was a very pleasant experience but those kinds of girls are few and far between in the club.
    yeah, maybe it's just the couple factor.
    i think i have an issue with the groups of couples that come in. the single ladies are usually nice & more like actual customers.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    yeaa... I usually don't like it when chicks come in(lesbian or str because I get such a judgmental vibe from them... altho every once in a while there are some nice ones... tonight I actually danced for 2 different chicks... both seemed genuinely interested in me and weren't just hanging at the cub for shits and giggles.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    Just like straight guys. Some are pervs, some are cheap and some tip really well and treat the dancers with respect.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    all actual lesbians i have danced for have been better behaved the the guys. its the drunk omg ill pretend im bi so the boys pay attention to me girls that are horrible to deal with.

    though iw ill say lesbians in general do not tip as well.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    Quote Originally Posted by glitzy View Post
    - stingy.
    - feel entitled or special because they are lesbians/girls.
    - come in groups of 2+ only.
    - often mean & critical.
    I think you are confusing lesbian with regular old women who frequent stripclubs. Alot of women (not all) who come into stripclubs act the way you are describing, but it's not simply because they are lez.

    And like Susan said, you get pervs, cheap ass guys, etc so what's any different?







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    I had my first "couple" yesterday, and they were very pleasant. They were actually co-workers (she was the boss, he was her employee). Kind of a weird situation, but they were both really friendly and bought dances (for him). Still have yet to do a dance for a girl, but I'm kinda looking forward to it
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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    Actual lesbians are more likely to be nice, but no more likely to be big spenders than any other woman in the club. I've rarely seen women get multiple dances or champagne rooms. That's all I'm concerned about selling, so it doesn't matter to me if they tip extra at the table. And when they sit at the stage, you never know how they are going to act. Most expect extra time for no extra money. Overall, I hate women in the club.
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    I wish women weren't allowed in the club either. I'd be willing to sacrifice the .05% of customers that are actual lesbians to just have ALL men and NO bi-curious harpies trying to give lap dances to their friends and jump on the pole. I have had enough of the jealousy, the grabbing, the comments. Oy. Don't get me started on this again.

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    I agree. In my experience, lesbians who come into the club are great customers. Most female customers though are cheap, irritating trendsexuals who need to GTFO. And as much as I love going to the clubs as a customer, as a dancer I would welcome a ban on female customers.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    yes, maybe i just mean girls in general.

    i just was pissed that a group of like 20 of them took up my stage last night & my total stage money was 6 dollars. the club was packed too! then the first customer i was up to after my stage set hands me a ten. lol

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    Wait, 20 female customers got on the stage with you?! I'd be FURIOUS that management let that happen. I'd probably get off the stage and let them have it.
    My new thing to do with female patrons is to totally ignore them, give them the shittiest attitudes and hit on their men in a really over-the-top way. I don't care if it's unethical. This is war.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    ^LOL no, I don't think they got on stage with her, they more so took up all the seats around her stage.







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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    Oh. Duh. LOL After I read your post I went back and re-read it and now it makes sense.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    i can't stand female customers. i would welcome a ban on female customers as well....

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    I love love love dancing for well behaved women at work. But I have to agree with everyone else, that the chances of them being well behaved AND spending money are rare, what's more common is they come in, get trashed, act like an ass, rip off their shirts, grope the girls, get pissed when we tell them to stop, insult us "stupid strippers", etc etc....

    Our club is actually considering banning women from the club. It'll piss off quite a few of the regular couples who come in and actually act nice and buy dances...but I'll happily accept that to not have to deal with these little twits anymore.

    Oh. Back to the topic. For the most part, every lesbian (truly a lesbian) I have ever danced for has paid well and been very nice. So, I concur, it's not a lesbian thing, it's a bad female customer thing.




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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    ive danced for 1 lez for sure and she was grabby, rude, and cheap - but she was also drunk off her ass. the bi girls and straight girls ive danced for were usually better behaved than the male customers. at my club we'll get groups of girls or groups of guys+girls (like 6+) that come in for the shits and giggles ....so when im dancing for them they are usually laughing because the experience is ...well....abnormal and funny for them. <- sometimes this also happens with couples, but usually the couples ive danced for go to the SC to get turned on and are respectful of my rules. sorry but i really am no help with your Q as I have little experience with lez but a lot with women in general.

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    I agree with the OP, though I have experienced one or two in my career who have been model customers--one of which was a regular of mine and took me to the CR on a weekly basis for several months.

    A couple of months ago, I had an incident involving me mistaking a woman for a man while walking into the restroom. Apparently, my apologies for the mistake fell on deaf ears and she complained to mgmt that I called her a name, which I didn't. Their entire party ended up getting kicked out because she tried to fight me, and now they think they're going to sue my club for discrimination??? There's even a really funny review on Yelp.com about it. Yeah, this group of women showed the most disgusting display of entitlement I think I have ever witnessed in my life.

    I now steer clear of groups of women, unless I already know them or they request me specifically. I can do without the drama.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    a lot of straight women come in my club with co-workers and they're okay cause if you ask the guy to pay for a dance for her, they always will, but there's a slim to none chance of them going into the back for VIP.
    couples on the other hand, which we also get a good amount of, are harder to approach, but if you have the balls, i've seen a lot of girls go back to rooms with couples. and the girls say its easy in the room cause you kind of order them to mess around? i'm not the dominatrix type in the least, so doesn't sound good to me, but that's me.

    one time i had these two hot chicks my age ask for me to come over and i danced for them and while i was dancing for one girl the other was like "wow i gotta get some of that next!" which was so nice i thought. i mean, i know its like weird in the regular world, but i don't think i've ever had a guy say that while i was dancing for another guy. i was really busy that night so i didn't get to hang out with them more but they changed my sour opinion of all women.



    oh also, i've noticed, unattractive chicks that come in can be pretty mean and critical of the dancers, whereas hot chicks that come in seem to give us a little bit of respect and are more comfortable with us dancers. IMO.

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    Default Re: in my experience, lesbians customers are:

    vary just like guys do,

    but i do love dancing for a woman at least once a night, even better if she's lez/bi because they seem to enjoy it more, straight drunk girls who get dances just to impress their guy friends most always seem uncomfortable and stiff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    one time i had these two hot chicks my age ask for me to come over and i danced for them and while i was dancing for one girl the other was like "wow i gotta get some of that next!" .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Just like straight guys. Some are pervs, some are cheap and some tip really well and treat the dancers with respect.
    ditto this. i used to dance for a lesbian couple semi-regularly and they were great. i've danced for others that were rude. same as i've dances for nice couples and terrible ones. *shrug*

    the only time i've noticed a definite increase in the probability of bitch-ass females, is when it's straight girls mixed with a large group. like.. a group of 7 people and 3 of them are straight single girls.

    i'd say 90% of the time the girls wind up acting like cunts. also, anyone else notice how these are usually the "work for this dollar" girls? like the ones who come up to the stage and treat you worse than even some of the most terrible male customers?

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    I've never had problems with lesbian customers. They always seem to have fun 'round here. Dunno....
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    It totally bums me out that so many dancers hate female customers.
    I was a customer for years before dancing and it makes me endlessly sad that there are so many shitty female customers that they ruin it for us woman loving well behaved good paying vagina owning custies.



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