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    Out with the girls Thursday night. AT one bar, dude comes over, sits down and introduces himself.

    His name is Blue. First clue that this is going to be a good conversation.

    I don't really want him there but I'm always looking for sponsors to buy me and my girls drinks so I figure I'll talk to him.

    When I ask him what he does he says he's in the Army and lives all over the place.

    Me: " So what do you do in the Army?"

    Blue: "I'm a gunnery sargent on the space shuttle."

    Me: "Huh? What exactly is that?"

    Blue: "I'm in charge of the fire arms, I shoot the guns on the space shuttle."

    WTF? Dude thinks he's Han Solo or something.

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    Totally a bet. Like he has to approach 10 women and make one believe that.
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    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.

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    LOL @ sponsors hehehehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.
    Sorry, but there are some people that are. How do you think guys like that get laid?

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    That's so hilarious. Did you laugh in his face or wait for the drinks? I'm sure if you flew in space ships that went "pew pew pew", you'd have enough cash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    I don't really want him there but I'm always looking for sponsors to buy me and my girls drinks so I figure I'll talk to him.
    lol at looking for sponsors. I love men, they're great....for entertainment, anyways....






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    That's hilarious. My brother wanted that job when he was about six.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That's hilarious. My brother wanted that job when he was about six.
    ptew-ptew! lol.

    i always wanted to grow up to be a jedi. *sigh*

    lol @ 'sponsors'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.

    Wish I could but I have met some people that would probably believe that.

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    Hey, man, I'M the Gunnery Sergent on the motherfucking space shuttle! Whoever this dude is he's lying through his teeth. (And i'd happily show Susan-Va my lightsaber, too!

    Oh, wait, that's not Han Solo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.
    No, but they might be that wasted.
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    guys who use fake names that stupid don't look at you as a human being enough to consider whether you are stupid or not. it's strictly a numbers game.

    if i have nothing better to do, i like to play with them. the more time they waste on me, the less likelihood of them finding the one girl who'd actually fuck them. that and it's funny.

    btw...i used to know a guy who went by that name and claimed to be from virginia (but moved around b/c of the army). his name was really don something or other. he dressed very badly and had a creepy phone sex voice.

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    i have to say i am greatful for idiots like that!

    because of them i get to go out with 4 or more girls at a time and get to be there d/d or c/b.

    i get a kick out of it! maybe theres something wrong with me?

    i have more fun going out with these young gorgous ladies, and listen to them rip girls and guys apart. all i have to do is watch there purses and drinks, and occasionally "step in" if a guy gets to freindly or wont take no for an answer.

    believe it or not i do not want to "nail" these women. i tell them up front that i do enjoy the female form and that i am checking them out but that i dont want to go home with them. the looks i get on the dance floor when im dancing with all these women is worth it.

    but then i guess im weird..................
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    hahahahaha!!!!! My husband served 4 years in the Army, I'll have to tell him about that.

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    He must be the same guy who is trying to run a stripper house and has friends who are hired killers. HAS TO BE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    . (And i'd happily show Susan-Va my lightsaber, too!

    Oh, wait, that's not Han Solo...
    The force is strong in you........

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    btw...i used to know a guy who went by that name and claimed to be from virginia (but moved around b/c of the army). his name was really don something or other. he dressed very badly and had a creepy phone sex voice.
    How awesome would it be if it was the same guy!

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    I've known multiple people actually named Blue (balou, bleu). I'm not even kidding I've seen one guys college transcript and another's license...

    I would have totally played along with it. I love playing really dumb and asking them some many questions that they go through all the ones they had planned to say. It's awesome, lol.

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    I love guys who lie about their jobs at bars! I met a male stripper (who was fat and like, 40) and a New York Yankee in the same night.

    It must suck to be a guy who actually does have a really cool job, trying to convince girls that you're not lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.
    You'd be surprised. I once told a girl that I was a medical test examinee as a living because all of my internal organs were in the reverse position...and when she felt my heart on my left side, I said "Yeah, feels yours....it's opposite of mine" (while facing her)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Out with the girls Thursday night. AT one bar, dude comes over, sits down and introduces himself.

    His name is Blue. First clue that this is going to be a good conversation.

    I don't really want him there but I'm always looking for sponsors to buy me and my girls drinks so I figure I'll talk to him.

    When I ask him what he does he says he's in the Army and lives all over the place.

    Me: " So what do you do in the Army?"

    Blue: "I'm a gunnery sargent on the space shuttle."

    Me: "Huh? What exactly is that?"

    Blue: "I'm in charge of the fire arms, I shoot the guns on the space shuttle."

    WTF? Dude thinks he's Han Solo or something.
    NO NO - you look gorgeous like usual - nothing like han Solo - I mean he's cool and all...but Han doesn't have boobies!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    NO NO - you look gorgeous like usual - nothing like han Solo - I mean he's cool and all...but Han doesn't have boobies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Possibly, but is anyone THAT stupid? Please tell me no.
    Well....presumably he has a penis....so ...yeah...he is quite likely that stupid to think that you're thaaaat stupid. He's a half step up from the guy that goes around the bar saying "wanna fuck? wanna fuck? wanna fuck?"
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    Supposedly in Viet Name, there was a gunship crew that was really into Star Trek. They called their helicopter the Enterprise, and gave each other nicknames from the show. Their forward control went along with the gag.

    Once, they were called in for air support, and the pilot said on the radio, "Ground Control, this is the Starship Enterprise. Our phasers are locked and ready to fire."

    The Viet Cong on the ground intercepted the radio transmission and vanished into the jungle.

    Reported years ago in Reader's Digest.

    Anyway, as to telling lies in the clubs, I don't need to do that. I just tell them about my chain of hotels and my bank, and I get instant respect. Oh, yeah, and my airline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Anyway, as to telling lies in the clubs, I don't need to do that. I just tell them about my chain of hotels and my bank, and I get instant respect. Oh, yeah, and my airline.
    Now see, I'd totally put out for that!

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