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    Default Ellen and Portia are MARRIED!!!!

    I'm so happy for them..they are so sweet together (and as hubby pointed out,have been together for longer then most Hollywood couples!) and they seem so very happy. So congrats to them!!

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    That is amazing to me. I mean... Portia de Rossi... with Ellen Fucking Degeneres. I do not get it. But Ellen is one hell of a lucky woman. I wish *I* was sleeping with Portia de Rossi.

    They live in my old neighborhood. I used to see them at the market sometimes. They're really cute; you can tell they're nuts about each other.

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    It's such a sweet story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That is amazing to me. I mean... Portia de Rossi... with Ellen Fucking Degeneres. I do not get it. But Ellen is one hell of a lucky woman. I wish *I* was sleeping with Portia de Rossi.
    Exactly what I was thinking. Ellen's a lucky woman!

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    yay! now they can get divorced in a couple years and portia can take half of what ellen has just like straight marriages! woot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That is amazing to me. I mean... Portia de Rossi... with Ellen Fucking Degeneres. I do not get it.
    Portia is hott, but I LOVE Ellen , she is sooo funny and smart, I totally get it.

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    ^^ Yes, exactly, she's a total butch catch!

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    ^^^ well, yeah. They're both catches. But Portia is so nice to look at.

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    See I think Portia is lucky(well,they both are...) If I was a lesbian I'd be all about dating Ellen...I LOVE her..shes cute and funny and you can tell she just treats the people she loves like gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    yay! now they can get divorced in a couple years and portia can take half of what ellen has just like straight marriages! woot!
    Lol, my thoughts exactly! I'm such a cynic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    yay! now they can get divorced in a couple years and portia can take half of what ellen has just like straight marriages! woot!
    Haha, totally... the other day 2 lawyers friends of mine were talking about how great it is that gay marriages have started, since that means gay divorces can start. Since gay people tend to make higher incomes and also have fewer children to be caught in custody battles, it's all of the legal fees of divorce with more assets and less damage to kids...

    I also agree that Ellen & Portia are hot! Back when i Was in high school, Ellen & Anne Heche came and gave a q&a sesh on the issues...

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    i am jealous, i wanted portia for myself!!!

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    ^^Portia is hot.

    Congrats to both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That is amazing to me. I mean... Portia de Rossi... with Ellen Fucking Degeneres. I do not get it. But Ellen is one hell of a lucky woman. I wish *I* was sleeping with Portia de Rossi.
    Most seriously. She is absolutely beautiful. I drooled over her all through Arrested Development. They do seem happy together and they've been together for a long time, despite being in such a controversial relationship in the Hollywood spotlight. I'm still so proud of CA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i am jealous, i wanted portia for myself!!!
    Me too! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Haha, totally... the other day 2 lawyers friends of mine were talking about how great it is that gay marriages have started, since that means gay divorces can start. Since gay people tend to make higher incomes and also have fewer children to be caught in custody battles, it's all of the legal fees of divorce with more assets and less damage to kids...
    I love the cynical silver lining. Marriage might not be a sure bet but divorce is expensive because it's worth it.

    Back on topic, Portia is so hot. I don't lean towards women but I'd hit it- in a shacking-up fashion.

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    Pics of the wedding...gorgeous! And they look so happy!

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    This makes me so happy I don't even have words for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That is amazing to me. I mean... Portia de Rossi... with Ellen Fucking Degeneres. I do not get it. But Ellen is one hell of a lucky woman. I wish *I* was sleeping with Portia de Rossi.
    WORD! Portia de Rossi is fucking HAWT! I've always loved her and think she is so beautiful.



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    Awww they seem really in love. I'm glad to hear this coz for some reason I thought they split up.



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