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I didn't know that was possible. It sounds uncomfortable for both parties.





I wanna see this. I honestly do. It doesn't sound like something I personally want to do, but hell, I can't help wanting to see it.
Until the answer arrives, we might as well turn this into an obscure sex acts thread. I'll start:
Chinese fire drill (my friend and I made this up): You fuck a girl doggy style while she is facing out a window. Your friend, who is hiding in the closet, comes out and takes over while you slip out the room. You then run by the window and wave at her.
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Ooo! I just found this fairly exhaustive list:
1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)
7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.
11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.
14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.
18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.
19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).
22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.
23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside
so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
Last edited by Dottie Rebel; 08-18-2008 at 02:17 AM.
blumpkin: blowing a guy while he takes a dump.
My vote is to call it "The Hot Pocket."
spacedocking: pooping into a vagina (obviously invented during a GenCon breakout session)





Does it have to be a lady?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
balls in a vagina: stuffin' the turkey
i keep trying to think of putting soft things into tight spaces.
now my house is all a bustlin' with talk of sex slang.
1. It absolutely does not have to be a lady.
2. Stuffin' the turkey is now the leading contender.
3. Mine too!





Well if it's in another man it's obviously called mashed potatoes and gravy.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
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Last edited by Lexi; 05-16-2020 at 07:35 PM.
um.... a uncircumsized penis inserted into a yeast-infected vagina = chedda' biscuit!
Last edited by SassyPants; 08-17-2008 at 07:35 PM. Reason: i done fucked up
^^^Don't you just love Red Lobster?
AND!
putting yer ballz into a butthole = Whoppers (or Malted Milk Balls) not the Burger King variety, but the candy, got it?
So just cause I suck a guy off while he's on the toilet I'm a real tramp? Assholes.
Where's the list of humorous terms for the girl doing humiliating things to the guy?
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whoa.
so much stuff i never would have known without stripperweb!
chinese firedrill is my favorite too.
The Micro Peen: When you get with a guy for the first time and realize his dick is microscopic, so you pretend like you aren't feeling well and run to the bathroom, making puking noises while you are in there so you can get out of the sex without hurting his feelings.
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The garlic press: A guy cums in your mouth and you hold it for a bit so he thinks you swallowed it, then you hold him down and squeeze it through your teeth onto his face.
The east indian burn: Like an indian burn, but on a peen
The Abu Ghraib: When you're getting dp-ed by two guys and you surrepticiously guide one guys dick into the others' ass.
Last edited by Dottie Rebel; 08-18-2008 at 02:20 AM.
I need help with the name on this one.......
--When you're sitting on a guy's face and as he's eagerly lapping it up you "accidentally" cut a leaky fart all over his nose.
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