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    Default Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    Don't you fucking hate it when some dumb ass loser sits there and says "I hate lap dances. All they do is frustrate me. I'm just here to relax and have a beer." If that's the case, get the fuck out of the strip club and take your lame ass over to a BAR where all they do is drink, stare at the television and play video poker. Don't bring your worthless asses into our clubs just to take up space and waste time with girls who sit and talk with you! Show some fucking class and tip us for our time instead of giving us some shit about how you would rather spend the money on taking us out to dinner and a movie. Fuck that! We're at work to MAKE money! Not look for a fucking date and be bothered by assholes that think we enjoy having you look at us!!!! If you're too cheap to buy dances and have an attitude about paying for entertainment, go to a DRINKING only bar and buy yourself an issue of Playboy or something!!!! Clubs need to start having a lap dance minimum instead of a drink minimum for those of you that like to take up space.

    I just had to get that off my chest. Way too many boozers and losers took up space at work last night and this pissed off a lot of girls.

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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    yea its getting like that more and more these days. it doesnt even make me feel better to cuss them out i just walk away and roll my eyes.

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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    Ya, there's nothing you can say to these people, so you can cut your losses and walk away or say something like, "well, I don't like giving dances either, so how about a tip for making your night better?"

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    I wouldn't waste all my energy on these type of guys just walk away sometimes though if it's slow you can try to change their minds .

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    What sucks is that my clubs is literally the ONLY bar in the area. :|

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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    Yes.

    That's all the customer base of my club is anymore--cheap ass losers who get "frustrated" by lap dances, yet still seem to be able to watch a girl get buck naked on stage and not get too upset.

    Fuck 'em.


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    I hear this line at least once a night. I actually had a guy tell me "no way" the other night.

    me: "Oh, I didn't realize you were gay. Sorry!"


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    Its really insulting, I hate that shit. Sometimes my club shows the game and I always make sure to get there after its over (like at ten). Lame. Hello, go to TGIFRidays. That is all.
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    I usually say, "Well, if you go sit out in the parking lot, no one will bother you out there!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    I hear this line at least once a night. I actually had a guy tell me "no way" the other night.

    me: "Oh, I didn't realize you were gay. Sorry!"
    LMFAO. Awesomeness.

    if i get "stuck" sitting with a guy who just bought me a drink (at our club we have to finish it or leave it) then i flat out tell him that i'd be willing to stick around and keep entertaining him right here for a tip, or if he wants to tip me i'll keep those 'darn strippers that ask for dances' away. if he refuses i say bye. sometimes tho that same guy will be chasing me down an hour later for dance, because i was the only girl that offered to hang out at all (even though i asked to be paid).

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    I'm at the point where I feel I'm actually at a gay bar, except they're acting straight by dressing like they don't give a shit, smelling like shit, walking around like they don't get enough sex, most are out of shape and they're drinking shitty alcohol. Oh yeah but the decor sucks donkey ass too.

    Point is, if you gonna be gay and not attracted to pretty women do it good.

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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    This is kind of off-topic, but how do you ask to be paid for your time & at what point do you ask?

    Almost everyone at my club sits for free. It's often the only way to get dances when it is slow.

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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    appropriate responses:

    - why the fuck are u in a SC then?

    - oh you dont care for dances? yeh it's ok to admit u just can't afford one

    - GET OUT (my friend actually yells this at them, its too funny)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torrential_Downpours View Post
    if i get "stuck" sitting with a guy who just bought me a drink (at our club we have to finish it or leave it)
    That is a crazy rule! Wow...anyone else have a rule like that at their club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    That is a crazy rule! Wow...anyone else have a rule like that at their club?
    Well kinda...we have to finish at least half of our drink. The barmaids said that they don't want the guys to feel like they just bought the drink for nothing...stupid if you ask me because the guys have an option to buy a drink or not...its not like we force them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torrential_Downpours View Post

    if i get "stuck" sitting with a guy who just bought me a drink (at our club we have to finish it or leave it)
    Are you obligated to say yes when offered a drink? If so, that seems like it would waste an awful lot of your time. And I would never ever leave a drink at a table and then come back to it. That is very dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteriousMisty View Post
    Clubs need to start having a lap dance minimum
    HELL YES.

    Really, you have no business in an SC if you don't have at least 3-4 dances' worth of $$ to drop. Plus stage tips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by indianprincess View Post
    I'm at the point where I feel I'm actually at a gay bar, except they're acting straight by dressing like they don't give a shit, smelling like shit, walking around like they don't get enough sex, most are out of shape and they're drinking shitty alcohol. Oh yeah but the decor sucks donkey ass too.
    oh, oh, last night...this guy offers to buy me a drink (which I'm learning that at this club really just means "get a drink so I can hold you captive for awhile and try to grope you for free while asking all kinds of personal questions about your life"). I ask for a shot of vodka. He comes back with this really proud look on his face and says "I got you Absolut, not any of that cheap stuff."

    Oh dear.
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    Default Re: Cheap ASS Losers! Stay Out of Our Clubs!!!

    yeah- this problem is taking off like wildfire. Something needs to be done.

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    reminds me of a guy that came in a week ago... he said he was a regular there.. so after some casual conversation I suggest getting a few dances.. and he says "That's not for me... some guys need to pay for women but I dont"
    so I ask what the hell he is doing in a stripclub then... and he says that he only comes in to drink... Usually I move on as soon as they say no but I was bored and annoyed... so I continued and asked why he doesn't go to a bar then... and he said he likes the music. wtff... I told him there are plenty of bars around here that play music.
    so he says "Do you want me to leave?" and I quickly said Yes and walked away.
    He was some ugly old man who thought he was too good for dances... ughhh I hate cheap asses.

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    I've thought about the lap dance minimum thing before. That would be so nice. Part of their cover charge is paying for a dance and they should get a ticket or something to give to a dancer so she can turn it in for $$. Sitting at the bar all night should not be acceptable.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    I've said the gay thing too....or pointed them in the direction of a gay bar where NO woman will bother them.

    Or i'll say something like "oh ...I guess the economy is making YOU poor too...you know you can save money and NOT get kicked in the nuts by getting a 6 pack at 7-11 and staying your cheap fucking ass at home...just you know..FYI...hope you're wearing a cup..." as I walk away pretending to check how tough my heel is(by kicking the wall or something then examining it...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    I've thought about the lap dance minimum thing before. That would be so nice. Part of their cover charge is paying for a dance and they should get a ticket or something to give to a dancer so she can turn it in for $$. Sitting at the bar all night should not be acceptable.
    I would so love that. It will most likely never happen, but it would be so awesome if some clubs actually did that.

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    Actually, I worked at a club once that did this and the customers were fine with it.
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