I might later say why I ask?
It's a girls only party...
So is it
A.) Like a Tupperware party with tea and biscuits but dildos are sold?
or
B.) A lesbian orgy?
or
C.) You don't want to know X.
I might later say why I ask?
It's a girls only party...
So is it
A.) Like a Tupperware party with tea and biscuits but dildos are sold?
or
B.) A lesbian orgy?
or
C.) You don't want to know X.
......
Last edited by Lexi; 05-16-2020 at 07:30 PM.





Someone bet me if I could stuff the most dildos in me I would get them all for free. No shit!
jk Hell no. I've never been to one.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





This reminds me of the time I inquired at my high school job about what the deal was with women and cranberry juice. One woman asked me if I really wanted to know. I thought for a moment and said "no." That was the end of that.
To this day I take the Richard Jenny approach and assume it has something to do with their never-ending quest for "moisture." Or UTIs.
Hahaha^
Yep, like Tupperware, but with goody bags for your vag. I went to one, it was fun, lots of the girls were all silly and giggly over some of the stuff, which amused me to no end. But it was fun. I got some great lube and some cool candles.
Hahaha - cool, sounds fun.
Next one's at my place - I'll step aside.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Yep, like Tupperware parties but the plastics are more indecent.
I went to one and I was feeling self-conscious- they played Pass-The-Dildo and passed around porn DVDs. Even though I work in the sex industry, I'm unaccustomed to talking about sex openly. (Catholicism.)
I've been to a few. They're pretty fun. At the last one I went to, the hostess served cupcakes that looked like tits, and also chocolate-covered bananas. It was pretty hilarious and I bought some okay stuff. The sex toys are a bit overpriced but they do have some interesting things there, including a honey-flavored sparkly body powder that I really like.
HAHAHA... let me put it like this... someone very HOT and close is going to one ... I keep teasing her it would be kind of HOT if it was Lesbian Love Fest but I think it really is just a version of the good-old Tupper Ware Party now
p.s. I totally dig toys so even so, I hope she buys something!!! Hey, it's just good fun![]()
i had fun at the one i went to, I knew where the g spot was etc(yeah there was a test)but i killed the men allowed rule when i had more fun bein a wise ass with the toys then the hostess would have liked
My friend's wife went to one and bought, among other things, a penis shaped sucker. A couple mornings later, she got up and her three-year-old son had discovered it and was sucking it.




^^^
Lol UtahMike, I still have happy memories of being a kid, mum had some naughty themed dinner party with 'jolly peckers'
as a table decoration, I found them and had a ball playing with them! Thinking back my mum was a total perv!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've never been to one and don't really have much desire to go... eh, I just get annoyed when people get all giggly about sex toys. We're adults, I don't want to be surrounded by women that go "teehee" and blush when a dildo is presented.
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.- George Bernard Shaw





I've never been to a dildo party, xschaden. I guess that leaves me (un)strapped...



I've been to one for a friend's bachelorette party, we had a penis shapped cake, she had to drink out of a water bottle that had a fake penis head on the opening, it was drunk fun. Nobody was emabarrassed, it was quite amusing to see some of the woman so crass... we played pass the dildo between the knees, that was hilarious.
I used to be a sex toy sales lady. It is a little bit like a cross between a tupperware party, a bachelorette party and a sex advice group therapy.
Oh, and the women share ideas how to manipulate their husbands using sex.
"This sex toy I call 'Honey, we are getting new kitchen appliances'."
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
I've been to one and it was a bit weird because a small portion of the women were drunk while we weren't. I'm comfortable with penis stuff though. I got a penis cake & straws for my last bday.
Forgetting things we shouldn't remember is why god invented amnesia and Tequila. - Samantha Who
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