My first job was as a hostess at Red Lobster
My first job was as a hostess at Red Lobster





I picked blueberries at a farm with some girlfriends. We might have been in Jr. High. It lasted a weekend.
Aside from babysitting? Waitress at Pizza Inn.
Hostess at Perkins' Restaurant (regional chain, similar to a Denny's).



I was 15 years old and working in the day care at a private Christian school I was attending at the time. Wow, I used to be such a good girl![]()
My first job ever was a stripper![]()





I had 2 jobs when I was in high school. I worked at a seasonal bonsai store in the mall, and I trapped yard vermin for the local estates.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
My very first job was a model for childrens books
then i babysat
then i worked at learning express
then i hostesstedat ruby tuesdays
then waitressed at other resturants
then suncoast video store
then lots of promotional modeling and managing (mostly energy drinks)
then i ran video game tournaments for a living in California
then traveling experiential marketing tour manager
then stripper
then housewife
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I worked at a discount theater in Arizona. I made 5.15 an hour. Haha.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."-Mark Twain
I worked in the kitchen at a bar that was literally a 30 second walk from my parents house.
ETA: I was paid under the table, $5.00 an hour, lol.
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my first job was at macys...i worked in the men's dept haha.



literally the day i turned 16 i got hired at a little korean clothing store in the mall






I started babysitting when I was about 13.
I think my first real pay check was from when I worked at the Christmas Tree lot.
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A grocery store for 6.50/hr, to target to 7.15/hr, to stripping at at least 60/hr....a little step up, no? ahah
Oh I forgot about that creepy tattoo assistant job that lasted a day, ahah.
Working at an overpriced children's store... things like $200 leather bomber jackets as 6m and 12m... bleah!
Baskin Robbins... I was 16 and I, too, made $5.15 an hour. Ugh. Good thing I had no real bills!




Random, but my first job was as a web designer! My dad is an engineer & we got the internet early on in the '90s. Because we never had TV I would play around with HTML & make websites about the things I was interested in. Or rather, the thing: horses. I always enjoyed writing too, so it was like a fun pasttime. I think I was 11 when I started.
A year later at 12 I got hired by a local feedstore & horse trader to create & update a website. I think I got 200 or 300 bucks enough for like no work & I was 12. It was rad.
Then the owner committed suicide over an impending child sexual abuse case (although he never molested me; I was an ugly kid, haha), so I was out of a job.
Then I think my second job was exercising horses at a different barn,
then driving a forklift in a warehouse,
then promotions,
then makeup artist for Prescriptives,
then counter manager at Origins,
then coffee shop cinderella,
then hooping at concerts,
then stripper-hooper.








I was a waitress at Golden Corral and had to wear thee most awful uniform ever. I'm talking a maroon bandana, a white shirt that puffed out like balloons on my shoulders and a matching maroon dress that looked like they were part overalls. I swear I looked like an Amish person or someone in the FLDS.





Man I did airport security, pre-federalization. For $5.15. Lame.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I was a receptionist at a swimming pool. Basically I sat on my butt all day and read magazines.
taco bell shift manager.
then became a stripper.
then went into the Navy
then went back to stripping
then worked Avaiation matienance until 9/11
then went back to stripping.
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I delivered the newspaper for a few years, from 12-14 or something.
Feature costumes for sale!
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