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    I like to fuck my teddy

    I ran across this website and thought I would share . There are some weird stories but some that I would like to try myself when my fiance is away

    I don't think I could fuck my teddy though

    http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/stuffed.htm

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    wierd. i wish rubbing on a stuffed animal would get me off. i need high powered technology to do that.

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    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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    wow

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    Nothing feels better to me than a remote control rubbing my clit over my panties . It's so smooth and hard, I could do it all day. Seriously.

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    man im jealous of you chicks haha. batteries get expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    Nothing feels better to me than a remote control rubbing my clit over my panties . It's so smooth and hard, I could do it all day. Seriously.
    I wonder how many of us tried this after you said this. Because before I knew it I was practicing that while watching the Olymipcs LOL

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    I usually use a corner of my doona and squeeze it between my legs. I have my pajama pants on. It's all about the motion and the clit stimulation for me.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    I used to do it with my glowworm when i was like 3, used to make his head light up and thought that was what was making me feel so good. I also molested strawberry shortcake and rainbow brite . Then i would pray to God that they weren't really real and i wasnt hurting them somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    I used to do it with my glowworm when i was like 3, used to make his head light up and thought that was what was making me feel so good. I also molested strawberry shortcake and rainbow brite . Then i would pray to God that they weren't really real and i wasnt hurting them somehow.
    NO FUCKING WAY!! my best friend used to fuck glowworm LOL. one year we bought her a glow worm as a joke!!
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    This is twisted, but when I was about 10 i had a next door neighbor....Katie ...anyway....we both clearly had a real lack of parental supervision, because she would come over to my house and we would "have sex" with my stuffed animals...I had a couple of life sized stuffed animals we would dry hump basically. I also made out with her a couple times. She told her mom and wasn't allowed over to my house anymore....how traumatic!!! I have not had any sexual relations with a stuffed animal since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    This is twisted, but when I was about 10 i had a next door neighbor....Katie ...anyway....we both clearly had a real lack of parental supervision, because she would come over to my house and we would "have sex" with my stuffed animals...I had a couple of life sized stuffed animals we would dry hump basically. I also made out with her a couple times. She told her mom and wasn't allowed over to my house anymore....how traumatic!!! I have not had any sexual relations with a stuffed animal since.
    This is interesting to me because there were two childhood friends that I had similar experiences with. We couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 and we would "rub" on our stuffed bears. It never seemed strange to me until I was older and looking back on it. And then after talking with other women, I found out that that kind of experience is pretty common.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I usually use a corner of my doona
    What is doona?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    NO FUCKING WAY!! my best friend used to fuck glowworm LOL. one year we bought her a glow worm as a joke!!
    see im not so weird!!



    ohmygodyall. i remember a particular embarrassing masturbation story that has nothing to do with stuffed animals. I decided to hump the doorknob on my bedroom door. I climbed up and put it between my legs ( i was like 8-9ish), i slipped and the doorknob hit me square in the eye and i had a HUGE black eye. Adults kept asking me if my dad hit me and my parents did not believe me when I told them what happened (i told them i ran into the door , i thought i would get a spanking for the real story, lol).

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    The blanket that goes on my bed. It's filled with feathers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    This is interesting to me because there were two childhood friends that I had similar experiences with. We couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 and we would "rub" on our stuffed bears. It never seemed strange to me until I was older and looking back on it. And then after talking with other women, I found out that that kind of experience is pretty common.
    Woah glad I wasn't alone! I've never really talked about it probably because it was quite embarassing that Katies mom explained to my mom why we couldnt play together anymore...AAAA!!!
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    i must be wierd, i never masterbated till i was 17 lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    I used to do it with my glowworm when i was like 3, used to make his head light up and thought that was what was making me feel so good. I also molested strawberry shortcake and rainbow brite . Then i would pray to God that they weren't really real and i wasnt hurting them somehow.
    you should send that to post secret.. I think it'll get published. but I guess technically it's not a secret since it's on SW..
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    "This is twisted, but when I was about 10 i had a next door neighbor....Katie ...anyway....we both clearly had a real lack of parental supervision, because she would come over to my house and we would "have sex" with my stuffed animals...I had a couple of life sized stuffed animals we would dry hump basically. I also made out with her a couple times. She told her mom and wasn't allowed over to my house anymore....how traumatic!!! I have not had any sexual relations with a stuffed animal since."

    yeah I had quite a few similar experiences, my friends and I used to sometimes even dry hump eachother... well kinda. that type of thing is pretty common especially in young girls. they have sexual urges alot early then boys like five and six is common. They don't nessisarly know its sexual, and it only really becomes a problem when adults tell them its wrong. then it makes them feel ashamed of something they where just playing for fun because it feels good.

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    I wish I had a teddy that could get me off. ha sad but true

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    I scratch my vajayjay with a brush. Ive been doin it since i was 13. over the panties of course.

    best thing is with the showerhead though. i spray hot water on my spot. then change to cold. then hot. then cold........

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden41 View Post
    I scratch my vajayjay with a brush. Ive been doin it since i was 13. over the panties of course.

    best thing is with the showerhead though. i spray hot water on my spot. then change to cold. then hot. then cold........
    woooo... showerhead on stream blast .. mmmmmmmmmm i pass out afterwards.. my ex used to hold me down til i couldnt take it anymore!

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    i had a Sear's Christmas Bear. I got it when i was 5. It was my source of pleasure until I was 7 or 8.

    Loved that fucking bear, and it's hard little button nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalligirl View Post
    woooo... showerhead on stream blast .. mmmmmmmmmm i pass out afterwards.. my ex used to hold me down til i couldnt take it anymore!
    oh dear the showerhead...hahaha...when i moved and no longer had one (that was detachable or w/e) i was really really sad.

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