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    Default If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    This is kind of a spinoff of the obscure sex acts thread. If you have a sick sense of humor, you should watch the movie "the aristocrats."

    Basically, its a joke that Gilbert Gottfried told at a charity event after 9/11. The audience was like a brick wall- everybody was sad. Nobody wanted to laugh... so he busted out the Godfather of all jokes: "he aristocrats." Some of the people that are in it are Robin Williams, Bob Saget, Jason Alexander, John Stewart, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, Sarah Silverman, Bill Maher, Drew Carey, and a bunch more...

    I don't know, my judgement is skewed- I have a sick sense of humor. If anybody sees it, let me know what you think.

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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    I've seen it. It's been awhile. It's not really my kind of humor but Bob Saget's made me speechess just because I watched Full House and American's Funniest Home Videos a lot as a kid. It was so dirty! Haha.
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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    Ya, Saget made that film in my eyes. i thought he was the funniest thing in the movie. The rest of it really didn't give me much laughs. Lots of more serious type interview stuff it seemed.
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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    Oh my GOD, my boyfriend constantly embarasses me by trying to explain how to tell the joke to people....

    (for those who didn't see the movie, it's different comics doing their version of this joke, The Aristocrats.)

    Basically, the joke has to have a whole family, mom dad kids grandma dog. They go into a talent agency to talk about their act. Their act has to involve pissing, shitting, incest, any kind of depraved act of sexuality, often the members being deformed/mentally handicapped, ...

    At the end of the joke its always the same tag line, the talent director says thats an interesting show what do you call that, and they say, "The Aristocrats...."
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    I own it. I effin love it!
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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    lol I've never heard of it. I clicked on the thread because I was thinking about the Disney cartoon The Aristocrats and was wandering what was perv-y about it... Now I'm curious though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lazydaisy View Post
    lol I've never heard of it. I clicked on the thread because I was thinking about the Disney cartoon The Aristocrats and was wandering what was perv-y about it... Now I'm curious though.

    The Disney film is called The AristoCATS, coz all the characters in it are cats. Sorry, I just had to say it.



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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    hhahaha a girl from work lent me the flick a year ago.. fantastic.

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    Default Re: If you're a perv... (The Aristocrats!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    The Disney film is called The AristoCATS, coz all the characters in it are cats. Sorry, I just had to say it.

    That's right. I didn't even notice lol. .
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