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    If this is already on here, please send me a note.... I seen this done on two other forums I participate in and it is SO refreshing to the soul.

    If you've got something you'd like to say to your landlord or the guy who ran out on you and didn't leave a note or your mailman who keeps giving you your neighbor's mail.
    But so help me, if somebody does an open letter to George Bush telling him why his Iraq policy is immoral, I will find them and kill them.
    hehe I love that quote.


    Dear Jennalou

    You have been my best friend for many years now and we have shared many ups and downs. I am writing to let you know I need a break from your crazy sense of life direction.

    I was in complete shock when your husband called me and said you asked for a divorce completely out of the blue. Not more shocked than him, but nevertheless. Although I didn't see any of the reasons/excuses that you gave, I did not try to talk you out of it. You deciding to claim you were a closet lesbian and that's the actual reason for the divorce nearly sent me over the edge with snorts of laughter. But I still held my tongue. Not that you wouldn't make a great one or anything..... Just that I've known you for quite some time and it was pretty far fetched that you didn't like peter. Somehow the trip you took out of the country to meet your internet friends seemed to have pushed you over the edge. And coming back claiming to be "in love" with the (seriously fucked up-worse than you) girl from South America, well honestly. How could you be upset enough to be considering suicide when she spurned you and told you she had NO idea that you felt that way?

    I also stood by without criticizing when two months into your separation, you started dating/screwing men with a vengeance. This is the point in our relationship that sent my hubby over the edge but I was still there for you. Guess that whole lesbian thing really didn't work out, huh?

    I love you dearly and will continue to stand by, but I need a break from your excitement. Let's have some normal friendship time please. I understand when you need to call me in the middle of the night because your car won't start at the bar and you've been drinking all night and "Can Ray please come and look at it? Please?", but I'd also like it if you'd call me on a Sunday afternoon and say "Hey, no emergency right now, let's go get an ice cream and watch a movie."

    Let's spend some quality time together.
    lazy
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    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Ang- I seriously loved this post when it was in b2b.

    Dear fellow citizens,
    I realise that we must share the roadways and respect each other. I am aware that some of you are older than sex, and that driving scares you. I would appreciate it if you drive the speed limit. I just moved here from a big city where you had to be, honestly, a little mental and a lot ballsy just to make an exit. I do not expect you to speed, but if the limit is 60, do 60! You all go 50 and eventually I will be forced to drive my car up your ass. I have never fingered you, or honked, but I will be forced to take action. You even slow down to 40 when the limit changes to 50.

    Either make me aware of the by-law that dictates one must subtract ten m/h from the posted limit, or get the hell out of my way before I have a terminal case of WTF and run you off the road.

    M

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    So you write a letter saying what you really want to to say, but obviously you can't send it to that person so you post it on an anonymous internet forum?

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    You don't have to Lucky. Sometimes it's nice to get stuff out without being mean about it. I could say mine in person but some of them I've seen are more generalized.
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    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Dear landlady,

    Just because your sister owns the complex doesn't give you the excuse to be lazy. Yes, I am aware that your mother is sick. That sucks, it really does. However, take the time off if you need to do so. Flipping the "open" sign on the office door and then going home does NOT work for me. I can't get ahold of you to fix what needs to be done. Shoot, I can't even find you to give you my pet deposit since I need a recipt.

    When I moved in, you told me that I could have a grill on my patio so long as it was gas. Two months after I moved in, you told me that I couldn't have one. Well, guess what? I still have it. You can't use something as a selling point and then take it away because of "insurance". Why is your insurance so special? It's not like every complex in the area can't have bbq's. What kind of cheap-ass insurance did you get, anyways? Some of my neighbors had really fancy grills.... easily in the $500 range... and they had to get rid of them. What, you couldn't offer an alternative?

    Oh, and letting me sign the lease before telling me that the electricty was shut off? Pure gold right there. When I move out, I will BASH you on the apartment ratings sites.


    That felt good. Nothing like a good rant when you can't sleep.
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    this reminds me ever so much of that 'dear x' thread that turned into a snarky bitchfest and was used regularly to bitch indirectly about other members.

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    To my downstairs neighbor:
    My kids are young. They play. I cant keep them silent. I WONT keep them silent on a rainy saturday afternoon. I will however, make sure they are in the bed, quiet by 7:30pm. After that hour, I will walk heavily until YOU turn down ur freakin what sounds like surround sound TV. Last night you watched Sex in the City. I dont even know your name and its been a year. I like it like that. The next time you tell me to medicate my girls to keep them quiet and/or inactive IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY I will cut your tires. And stop banging on the ceiling. YOU moved into the downstairs apartment, dummy. Why do you think I moved on top? Duuuh. And one more thing, miss perfect mom of 3 teens, I see those guys in and out. Keep acting like you pay my rent and Ill tell your husband on you. Oh and the scratch on the side of your car from 6 months ago....OOPS...that was me!
    PS... And I let my cat out on stormy nights just to irritate you!!!

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    Dear random drunk idiot at the bar,
    What the fuck is wrong with you? Sure, I said hello....because you were a friend of a friend of a friend. That does not give you permission to lean into me so hard that I almost fall off my barstool. Stop breathing your skank ass cigarette breath in my ear. I don't care about your souped up Mazda, or how many kegs you and your 8 roomates finished off last Tuesday night.
    NO, I am not drunk, I don't want you to buy me a drink, and that does not make me a "lightweight". There is a reason I put a napkin over my drink everytime I look away, you GHB-loving frat boy.
    Nice dance moves by the way. And no, I don't want to dance with you. That doesn't make me "lame", stop telling people I"m "lame". I don't tell strangers that you are an alchoholic potentential date-rapist, do I now?
    Excuse me, did you just give me your card? Your CARD? Yeah, that's better. You have a job? Good for you. Here's a cookie. Now leave me the fuck alone.
    Cheers assface,
    Kylie
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    And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party."
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    Dear twinkie twin customers from last night sitting at the tiprail,

    What was the point of coming into my club dressed just a like? During the process of leaving the house with your too short mini skirts and matching black and white t-shirts, couldn't you have found some drawers to put on over the really furry lower half?
    I really didn't want to see that from my vantage point of trying to do my stage set.

    Oh, the next time a stripper tries to be nice to you, and asks how you are, the correct answer is usually, "fine" not "we're married". I don't care if you fuck barnyard animals on your own time....just tip somebody, anybody since you are taking up space at the tiprail.

    I also think you should re-evaluate the thought process behind claiming to be lesbians and then coming into a SC and hit on every male patron we have and get them to buy you your drinks, it makes you look like a hooker.

    Oh, one more thing, The dressing alike thing is cute in 1st grade after that you just look stupid....

    by the way, that drink accident....I knew exactly what I was doing.....
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    Dear Colleen and Kathy:
    I miss you. I miss us. The three musketeers. I miss the sleepovers and the P & P parties and the Tea (and A) Times at high noon. I miss fighting with you. I miss the drama and the secrets and everything else. I miss making fun of everyone who thought we were a secret gay group. It hurts that we don't talk, that we don't call. When we see each other (infrequently), all we do now is say "hi" and awkwardly relate the Cliff's Notes version of what's going on in our lives. Colleen, I haven't even talked to you in 2 years. 2 years. I remember when we couldn't go 2 hours without chatting.
    I know I went to college. I was away the first year. But I came back! I transferred, I tried to be close. Colleen, I'm so sorry I didn't try harder. I called and dropped in and badgered you to call me back. You didn't. Kathy, I'm sorry I didn't support you with your boyfriend. That was wrong of me. But he just kept hurting your feelings and you deserve so much better. But I can't help but be sad that I don't even know the two girls who were my everything in high school. I miss us. I miss being an idiot with you guys. I miss making silly faces and one-word inside jokes and borrowing your clothes.
    At any rate, I just want you to know that I remember being an "us." We had a good thing. And the breakup of our friendship has hurt me more than any stupid romantic relationship I've ever had. So, please, call me. I miss you and love you both.

    Forever your girl, Cujo

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