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    Stripper Ass Disease

    I have a huge pimple on my butt and I don't wanna go to work like this. I looked up "butt pimple" here and found out that it's a common thing among strippers lol. Awesome! I'm trying everything the past couple of days but nothing is really working yet. I haven't been to work and I'm so paranoid that someone will notice it even with make-up trying to cover it. Aaakkk! Do you think customers notice buttne in the club lights? I don't wanna give a lapdance like this either lol, I usually like to show off my ass and now I need new game

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    I say, yes customers notice, put toothpaste on it overnight, and make sure you take a shower and wash off all the dirt and invisible bacteria every night when you get home. I'm lucky, I don't get them on my ass but I get them where my hair touches my shoulders and its gross.

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    You know you're a stripper when a pimple on your butt is wrose than having one on your face.



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    Even if customers notice, I'm sure its not a deal breaker. They're busy focusing on the side of you that turns them on, they're not catty chicks looking for flaws. I went to work with a pimple on my ass the other day, and it didn't really bother me. I would go, but if you won't be able to feel sexy, I would wait it out.

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    Thanks everyone! I went to work anyway and no one noticed, or at least no one cared enough to point it out. I just used dermablend on it and it covered it up pretty well. I've been washing the hell out of my butt but it just seems to always happen around that special time of month no matter how hard I scrub my skin...

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    Do you put your butt on the stage? The only time I get them is when I sit on the stage.

    Do you babywipe your butt after each stage show?

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    Yep I have actually, and I normally use baby wipes on my booty but actually the last couple of days I couldn't even get to the freakin' dressing room after a show or dance before the next customer wanted my attention, so that could definitely be why I broke out.

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    put pure vit E oil on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    Do you put your butt on the stage? The only time I get them is when I sit on the stage.

    Do you babywipe your butt after each stage show?
    Im using a rug on stage now. Plus I wipe my butt with antibacterial wipes. It works really well.
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    Ladies this how I prevent this. I mix peroxide with spring water and lemon juice.
    with a splash rose water and spritz of my perfume in a spray bottle, in the half hour or depending on how many lapdances I do. I clean my butt off. I hope this helps.it help me. Also at the end of the night I sprtiz it on my whole body wipe down. So the germs do not linger. When I get home I shower using a product called detol.Or take a bath wit it. a little bit goes a long way. Oh I mix the detol with my favorite shower gel.

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    Hand sanitizer is also will work when, you can not make it to the dressing room.
    I keep small pack of handy wipes just for the type occasion. I slip in dark corner
    and zip zip. I do this because one time I got a horrible pimple on my butt

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    don't worry about it concealer and toothpaste it and from now on have a little bandanna or a towel handy to sit down on.
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    Aspirin works.
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    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    Default Re: Stripper Ass Disease

    When I get home from work, I shower--I wash my body twice. The first time, I scrub it really hard (especially my ass and lower thighs--since those parts are what touch the stage and chairs most often) with a rough loofa. The second time, I wash with a normal, soft, puffy scrubber thing (like from bath and body works).

    I haven't gotten ANY pimples there since I've started that scrubbing routine.

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