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    Default The mailman gave me genital herpes!!!

    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/herpes.html

    I might give him to give me Syphilis next!


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    awwww! chlamydia is cute!

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    i have like 10 of the giant microbes <3
    mad cow
    black death
    ebola
    flesh eating bacteria
    sleeping sickness
    typhoid fever
    i forget the rest........


    they make even more now than they did when my bf got them for me (2 bdays ago)

    i want them all!

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    You should totally get Chlamydia! I prefer my herpes, but I'm hoping to collect all the veneral diseases.

    After that I think I'll get Ebola or the Black Death: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/calamities/

    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/health/
    Or maybe I should get the common cold.


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    I have the Black Death. I call him Pesty.

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    i have all the calamities. O_O

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    I've got Mono kickin' around somewhere. I think my boyfriend drew a French moustache on her.
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    Yawn.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    ^...wtf?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    ^...wtf?
    Being silly because of the article. M'kay? Chill.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


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    I want mad cow! I like his spots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    Being silly because of the article. M'kay? Chill.
    I just didn't get it. I wasn't hot, I dun need a :


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    haha i like toxic mold!

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    malaria looks so sad.....

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    Hehe, I remember seeing these in the gift shop of the Body Worlds exhibit. My girlfriend drilled me on the scientific names of them, and I got most of them right despite the fact that it had been a while since taking microbiology!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    Yawn.
    I think you may have this, Nina! (Sleeping sickness)

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    I think they are fucking CUTE!
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