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    Default No i dont want to touch your butt.

    NO i dont want to feel your gross old man butt when you sueeze it so i can see how tight and muscular you think your butt is (even though you are totally out of shape and have a huge gut) and how young you must think you are because you think its tight in your mind.


    that is all.

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    EW! You poor thing.
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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    these ramblings are one of the reasons i love SW so much!




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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    NO i dont want to feel your gross old man butt when you sueeze it so i can see how tight and muscular you think your butt is (even though you are totally out of shape and have a huge gut) and how young you must think you are because you think its tight in your mind.


    that is all.
    Oh.

    Well ok then, how about a crotch grab?

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    i seriously get at least one guy every night trying to get me to feel his clenched ass.


    *shudders*

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    i seriously get at least one guy every night trying to get me to feel his clenched ass.


    *shudders*
    I see a missed income opportunity for you. Tell him, unfortunately, you are only allowed to closely check out and admire his muscular ass in VIP. If he is that proud of it he would likely pay the going VIP rate for your feigned oohing and aahing. I mean, you could totally stroke his ego and empty his wallet probably with no LD's at all.

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    no they usually do this on the walk to vip or if were already in one.

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    LOL I've never been asked to grab a custies butt. Lots of them flex their biceps and ask me to feel them tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Lots of them flex their biceps and ask me to feel them tho.
    hahahaha same here. I act all impressed, but in my head I'm thinking "ewww" and laughing about it. I go for guys that are kind of overweight; the muscled type is a total turn-off to me. But bless their hearts, they really think they're impressing with their biceps.
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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    I have this problem, no matter where I go, everyone wants to squeeze my great male bottom. Not just at clubs, but at supermarkets and at parks too. and they all say it's so tight it could split the atom of a molecule. Butt I have to tell them that it can only ride a bike with no handle-bars....

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    ahhaha this happens to me all the time. I just play a long and make their old gross ass feel good about themselves.
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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    A gal at DD asked to touch mine (I never thought about that before). She passed by me just before then and much have touched me inadvertently. I didn't clench; she giggled and said how in shape it was. Then I asked to touch hers and she consented. I would have never asked her first. It was funny and fun, but nothing more. NO BIG DEAL.

    She should have asked me for a VIP, as somehow I didn't think of it. That was the last time I ever saw her.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    edited slightly...

    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    .. i ... want to feel your ... old man butt ... sueeze it ... so i can see how tight and muscular ... your butt is (even though you are totally ... shape and ... huge ...) and how young ... you are because ... its tight ...
    Sure, you can feel my butt, but it will cost you $5. This doesn't come cheap you know.


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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Sure, you can feel my butt, but it will cost you $5. This doesn't come cheap you know.

    That's the spirit, man!!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    This thread made me think of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt...eature=related

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    I was standing at a bar at a stripclub once, and one nice dancer passing behind me caressed my butt as she walked past. Didn't stop, didn't talk, just continued to where she was going. It was such a casual flirty intriguing gesture that I had to corner her eventually for some dedicated time. She ended up getting more money from me over the months to come than any dancer, ever.

    But I've never asked anyone to grab my butt. I suppose it's a kind of a test from a customer. He's thinking, "I'll ramp up the casual intimacy this way." Or, "If she's uninhibited enough to grab my butt, maybe there's more in store."

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    yeah, i've had my butt smacked a few times, love it, cracks me up, usually as they are walking away i'll shout out 'where is my dollar!' lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    i seriously get at least one guy every night trying to get me to feel his clenched ass.


    *shudders*
    I've never actually had the pleasure of being offered the above. Goodie! Something to look forward to!

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    Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    well after he's finished spending for the night,you can say "Wow,you DO have a great ass...too bad it's on your shoulders!" heh heh heh

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    Default Re: No i dont want to touch your butt.

    That's funny. I've never asked a dancer to feel my butt, but I have had a few do it unprovoked on the way to the lap dance area. I have a big ol' muscle butt that many women like when I wear jeans. LOL

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